The Dairy Queen girl I went crazy for...

[Y_lifter]

DQ chicks are Sooo Hot..

Brazier baby !

 

[jh1]

Everybody goes through a really awkward phase like this.... but most of us stop our selves before we actually act on things and have exchanges with member of the opposite sex like the one you have posted.


Bro.. chill the fuck out. That email exchange was SPOOKY.. and I mean that... sorry to tell you this, but unless you pull some magic shit outta your ass... you and her will never work. She is probably dreading the day she has to face you now...

Calm down... you are scaring people... me included...

 

[GoldenDelicious]

Amazingly crafted nuttier than squirel shit alter.

nah. no one has that much patience. the indignation in the bbf thread would be hard to fake

 

[milo hobgoblin]

BWHAHAHHAHAH


Next time send her a Hallmark card.. I think its the ONLY way you could have come across more sappy...

 

[velvett]

hey Linda,
how are you? its good to hear that you are having a good time out there in
ecuador. it sounds like you are really growing from this experience!
say, i was going to ask you a few questions:
1) have i burned any bridges with you? in terms of ever having a chance at
appearing really attractive in your eyes? or.. 2) did i lack something from
the beginning? and if so, what was that? dont worry, this kind of information
in the long run will only help me, not hurt me.
by the way, hows everything going?

--your friend in Christ, Steve

Did you really sign it "your friend in Christ"?


That would creep me out, actually this whole thread is kinda creepy.

 

[milo hobgoblin]

LOL velvett I caught that too..

Maybe Jesus will give him some condoms if he evers gets it from her.

 

[Dial_tone]

Although I think you're beating a dead horse here. I had a similiar relationship with a girl that never seemed to have time for me either. We remained friends (and still are 20 yrs later). We discovered about 3 yrs into it that we were both in love with each other but neither of us had any clue the other felt the same.

 

[Tweakle]

How it reads

Hey Linda,

I just wanted to tell you that I want to get in your panties (in more ways
than one) but don't know how to go about it.
I jerk off over your yearbook photo every night (I had a crush on you since them Dairy
Queen days) and need to get laid badly. please please go out with me (after you get back of course) I'm begging you. I want to get in your panties but have no idea how to go about it, I've read a couple of online guides but maybe you can teach me some basic social skills.
So, let me know what you think! (and dont keep me waiting, I don't like to be kept waiting)

Sincerely,
Steve

PS: I am insecure about people laughing at me and have such a low opinion of you that I think you might show this to everyone I know. And please note, I'll be hiding in the bushes outside your house every night when you get home.



She said this:
"hey steve-
how are you? um, your email freaked me out, it was creepy, i was really
surprised anyone could say something like that! well, I'll be avoiding you
when i get back. Who are you again? i hope this semester is treating you well, please never contact me again -Linda"
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so yea, not the best response...

after that I sent her this email:
------------------
hey Linda,
how are you? about time you got back to me, bitch. I told you DONT KEEP ME WAITING. Wow you learned 2 words of spanish, your so amazing!
say, i was going to ask you a few questions:
1) I have no self confidence and no idea how to talk to women or.. 2) tell me how much of a loser you think I am, maybe you'll start feeling guilty enough to want to fuck me or something.
by the way, I don't really care about you, I'm self obsessed and desparate to get laid so this is kind of tagged on - hows everything going?

--Remember we're both in the same jesus club, bitch, Steve

no no no no no

stop posting this shit please, it's depressing to read

 

[d3track]

ummmm dude,
kinda creepy sounding......

if you are ever in minneapolis, i am inviting you to hang out for a night, i think you may just need to interact with some people

 

[coverguy]

In my college days, i would write her off. Act as if you're no longer interested. Then slowly bed all of her friends and roommates (that you find attractive of course.) One important thing to note is that when you bed these women you need to "bring the thunder" and make one hell of an impression. This will get back to her, and she'll be upset that she not only missed out on a great guy, but on mind-blowing sex as well!!!!

P.S. They might kick you out of the religious school for this, but God will eventually forgive you!!!