The Clueless Public

[EZ_E]

Good buddy of mine took over a supplement store and I'm helping him get it off the ground....

I've met the guy next door and he seems like a good bro, I gave him some diet advice as he's trying to drop some BF.

One of his employees (chubby guy) comes in yesterday (NEVER met this guy) and starts BEGGING me for winnnnyyyy, saying he wants to get "lean and ripped" for motorcross or some horseshit...

This guy has no idea who I am and he's aking me for gear...

I tell him I have no idea where to get it.

He then spends the next 20 minutes telling me he really wants it and "you can make some money" blah, blah, blah. I keep saying
I have no idea....And I tell him DIET....He makes the "jerking off motion"

I guess I'm just finally fed up with people who are too lazy to train properly, too lazy to diet, and keep looking for the unicorn..

If I were a lesser man I'd make a fortune off this guy...

 

[damachine]

well maybe you should be a lesser man and make some money then make a jerk off motion back at him as he has his back to you walking out the door

 

[iron asylum]

No matter how much money you could make off the guy it's not worth putting a business in that kind of spotlight that your trying to get off the ground. Good decision EZ!

 

[c24k]

damn right you don't want the DEA knocking on your door, cuz if they are knocking you know you fucked up

 

[dabuffguy]

Good buddy of mine took over a supplement store and I'm helping him get it off the ground....

I've met the guy next door and he seems like a good bro, I gave him some diet advice as he's trying to drop some BF.

One of his employees (chubby guy) comes in yesterday (NEVER met this guy) and starts BEGGING me for winnnnyyyy, saying he wants to get "lean and ripped" for motorcross or some horseshit...

This guy has no idea who I am and he's aking me for gear...

I tell him I have no idea where to get it.

He then spends the next 20 minutes telling me he really wants it and "you can make some money" blah, blah, blah. I keep saying
I have no idea....And I tell him DIET....He makes the "jerking off motion"

I guess I'm just finally fed up with people who are too lazy to train properly, too lazy to diet, and keep looking for the unicorn..

If I were a lesser man I'd make a fortune off this guy...

What a douche. I don't know why people think that steroids are magic. I'd tell him he's a fat idiot and to get out of my store.

 

[EZ_E]

^^^ Yeah and from what I've heard the guy that was here B4 used to sell gear all the time....

The guy next door is such a freakin' tool I could tell him how much better anavar is and sell him Alleve in a Rx bottle....

 

[nydj66]

You should have directed him to one of the European web sites that pop up if you google: online steroid pharmacy.

Let him learn the hard way.

 

[eClenbuterol]

well maybe you should be a lesser man and make some money then make a jerk off motion back at him as he has his back to you walking out the door

Remember Karma does go around, and those who take advantage of other people misfortune i.e either being overweight, poor or someone who has a misfortune is wrong.



EZ_E I would talk to your buddy that owns the store and have him fired not because he is overweight but because of his actions. You can look at it this way what if a "swole" customer comes in needing supplements and he asks the customer for juice. Like you said he doesn't know you from Adam and eve so who knows how "desperate" he really is.

If the guy has does not have a family to support I would can him. If he does have a family I would confront him with the owner, and let him know how immature he really is. If your buddy really wants to succeed it starts with good employees.

 

[burnthiscorpse]

Sell him a 10ml bottle of windex. Tell him to shoot it in his jugular for best results.



The fact that this walking shit pile made the jerking off motion when you said diet just proves what a waste of O2 he is. Obviously "getting ripped" is just a novelty idea in between the bar and wendys.
The ONLY thing that would keep me personally from ripping off someone like this that is obviously deserving of it.....would be not wanting (as Eclen said) karma to come and take a big shit on my head.

 

[gunslinger2]

Although I agree with most of what been said about this guy I can understand where he is coming from to a certain extent. Find the biggest most ripped SOB in the gym and ask him how he got that way and he will start in with the diet/training/saying prayers bullshit. While diet and training are very important they are only two of the three legs of this formula. The third as we all know is AAS. Now don't get me wrong. I think this guy is most likely a walking pile. But I have seen this kind of thing before at my gym. Some guy trains his ass off for 10 years and wants to take it to the next level only to be told its all about diet and training. People are not that stupid for the most part. Anyone who has trained for more than a few years knows better.

 

[Tatyana]

I really think this is the direct result of the media anti-steroids frenzy.

It has had more people hear about steroids and their effects, so people who would have never heard about them before now want to use them.

I am sure this could be turned into some sort of conspiracy theory.

 

[airsmith2k]

guy like that is prolly a fuckin narc fuck that shit people have came up to me like that who i dont even know plain out asking me to sell them shit im a paranoid fuck too tho ill give a really good example......ive been training in this gym and i saw this guy working out for about a week not really knowing wtf he was doin or anything.....i take notice of my surroundings all the time so i always notice of everyone in the gym and how they workout and who they are and so on....comes up to me says he needs a training partner and asked if he could lift with me cause he pretty much was there everyday the same time i was there so i said sure why not....he worked out with me and like after the 2nd day of course the asking for juice question comes up...i denied ever taking anything and just tell him prohormones.....everyday he would just keep asking me and it was gettin annoying...of course i would say i never did it and do prohormones and train hard and eat right blah blah blah...well he lasted about 2 weeks with me.....the last day he trained with me he starts askin me if i can get him percocets or any kind of pain killers lol...i like nah man i dont do that stuff...after that day i never ever seen the guy ever again and i even asked the counter guy who works there everyday if hes been at the gym at all maybe different time or something and he told me the dude has never been to the gym ever since......talk about some shady shit....i live in jersey and im actually looking to move outta this county cause im so paranoid about shit cause i used to be a 180lb skinny dude when i graduated high school and now im like 100lbs heavier and leaner....at the other gym i would go to this detective that i knew of would never ever say a word to me for like 2 yrs and all of a sudden one day was like my best friend tellin me hes on all these prohormones and shit it was so bizarre...then after that day he never talked to me again and acted like i didnt exist when he saw me in the gym....i know for a fact hes a detective maybe he doesnt know that i know cause i never said anything..its just fuckin shady where i live and i think its time to move.....theres actually a supplement store the next town over where i live that a cop actually owns...i found out that this detective works there parttime lol....ill never go to this place because when u buy something they ask you for your full name address phone number etc....i heard the detective called a few of my friends and was tellin them there was specials on legal anti estrogens and shit and discounts on prohormones and so on....tell me why would a detective that makes over 6 figures a yr be working part-time at a supplement store? and hes pretty build and is an obvious juicer too and i heard his father is a doctor so he prolly gets a script for test who knows....its just shady shit

 

[RADAR]

Remember Karma does go around, and those who take advantage of other people misfortune i.e either being overweight, poor or someone who has a misfortune is wrong.



EZ_E I would talk to your buddy that owns the store and have him fired not because he is overweight but because of his actions. You can look at it this way what if a "swole" customer comes in needing supplements and he asks the customer for juice. Like you said he doesn't know you from Adam and eve so who knows how "desperate" he really is.

If the guy has does not have a family to support I would can him. If he does have a family I would confront him with the owner, and let him know how immature he really is. If your buddy really wants to succeed it starts with good employees.

The best advice yet!

Customer relations are as important as the business!


RADAR

 

[EZ_E]

Remember Karma does go around, and those who take advantage of other people misfortune i.e either being overweight, poor or someone who has a misfortune is wrong.



EZ_E I would talk to your buddy that owns the store and have him fired not because he is overweight but because of his actions. You can look at it this way what if a "swole" customer comes in needing supplements and he asks the customer for juice. Like you said he doesn't know you from Adam and eve so who knows how "desperate" he really is.

If the guy has does not have a family to support I would can him. If he does have a family I would confront him with the owner, and let him know how immature he really is. If your buddy really wants to succeed it starts with good employees.

I hear ya eclen, but this guy works for the landscaper next door not for us. His boss said to me that this guy is a whack job (like I couldn't have figured that out?)

And ya, Burn, the jerking off motion REALLY pissed me off. I didn't mind that he kept asking me the same question expecting a different answer (which usually pisses me off) but when he did that I was ready to throw him out.

The worst part is that we share this small building with the landscaping office so I'm sure this guy will be poking his head in and asking again. I'll probably have to go to his boss and tell him to tell this tool bag to knock it off.

 

[iron_matt-CB]

sell him some of that fake winny shit you see at some stores - lol

 

[EZ_E]

I'm not going to lie the thought entered my mind, the last thing we need is the word getting around the we sell gear...

I've already had a few kids come in thinking the old owner (who sold) was back and you could see the disappointment in their faces when I told them my partner and I were the new regime...

For all I know the place is bugged or something. The guy we took over for moved out of the country, maybe he knew he was about to get nailed? We may be starting out with 1 strike against us...Who knows?