DENZEL IS THE GOD OF AWESOME TESTOSTERONE MOVIES. I fucking LOVE that Denzel ONLY clocks in to do hardcore, violent, stylized urban and grunge action nowadays. It's like at some point he decided, fuck mugging like a douche in some Mira Nair flicks, I'm gonna bring the fucking damage every time out-- Fuqua, Scott, Scott, Hughes Brothers -- Denzel has THE acting career I'd want if I was a big star: Violent exciting action every time, no liberal up-with-the-people feel-good sanctimonious bullshit.
When you see Denzel, you know there's gonna be guns, shootouts, fights, car chases, killing, violence, hot chicks, drugs and bad-ass shit going down. FUCKING-A RIGHT.
How can you NOT think this looks awesome? MENACE II SOCIETY. DEAD PRESIDENTS. AMERICAN PIMP. Even FROM HELL. The Hughes Brothers BRING THE WICKED SHIT, and if you're not HARDCORE enough to handle, I'm sure there's a British movie about gay guys drinking tea or some windbag political doc that matches your oh-so-enlightened liberal personal politics to such a T, you can all sit there nodding like TRAINED SEALS.
The ONLY proper response from anyone who isn't a straight pussy is to get on your knees, bow, and call off work for January 15 so you can see this shit like six times.