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Could there be 38 Planned Movie Remakes We Didn't Know About?

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A friend sent this to me, not sure of the source.

"The Shadow
Presumably this a reboot of the hilarious-but-iffy Alec Baldwin non-franchise of the mid-90s. Sam Raimi is producing, and the project is at the screenplay stage right now. Expect a release no sooner than 2010.

Battle Royale
The brilliant, brilliant, brilliant Asian movie is getting a Western remake. Producer Neal H Moritz is currently attached to the project, which has been optioned but not yet got much further. It didn’t help that New Line was linked with funding the film, and the same New Line got swallowed up by Warner Bros totally the other week.

Starfighter
A planned remake of the 1984 movie The Last Starfighter, which remains popular today. Nick Castle is currently attached to direct the project (he did the original as well, although his biggest hit as director is the 1993 kids’ movie Dennis). We fear this one may get lost in development hell. Hope not.

The Evil Dead
Sam Raimi is attached to the remake of one of his most loved films, with both he and Bruce Campbell on producing duties. Set for release at some point next year, they’ll have to get their skates on, as there’s no sign of cameras being turned on just yet.

Knight Rider
Forget the recent TV rebooting, the Weinstein Company has the option to produce a feature film, and the original creator of Knight Rider – Glen A Larson – is hard at work on the screenplay. Expect a release around 2010/11. If the new TV version doesn’t kill the franchise stone dead, of course…

Conan The Barbarian
The script is still being written for the remake of one of Arnie’s best-ever roles. It’s a fair bet that Arnie won’t be returning, but Sahara scribes Thomas Dean Donnelly and Joshua Oppenheimer are beavering away on the screenplay. Production may yet start this year, apparently.

Logan’s Run
Uber-producer Joel Silver is pushing this long-mooted remake, which has director Joseph Kosinski attached (whose name is also being linked with the new Tron film). Logan’s Run is believed to be first in line, though, and a 2010 release is being mooted.

Death Wish
Sylvester Stallone is set to step into the role made famous by Charles Bronson in a remake of Michael Winner’s violent original. Stallone is set to write, produce and star, and production is planned to start at some point this year.

The Taking Of Pelham 123
Tony Scott is directing, and Denzel Washington and John Travolta are starring in a remake of the brilliant 1974 Walter Matthau original. David Koepp has written the screenplay, and the film will be released in the Autumn of 2009.

Fahrenheit 451
Frank Darabont – he of Shawshank Redemption and The Mist fame – has been linked with a fresh take on the Ray Bradbury book for a while. It seems he’s getting closer to honing a script too for him to direct, but it’s still not ready, so no idea of release date. Tom Hanks had been mooted to star.

Friday The 13th
Marcus Nispel – director of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake – has inked his name on the dotted to helm the remake of the original Friday The 13th movie. It’s a great solution: run out of sequels, start at the beginning! It’s in pre-production now for a 2009 release.

Last House On The Left
A remake of the brutal 70s Wes Craven movie, this time it’s relative-newcomer Dennis Illiadis in the director’s chair. The cast is rumoured to feature Liv Tyler, along with Monica Potter, Garret Dillahunt and Tony Goldwyn. It’s due to start filming next month,

Hellraiser
They’ve given up making sequels, so now they’re remaking the 80s original. No sign of Doug Bradley as Pinhead, but Clive Barker has been involved with the script, and Alexandre Bustillo and Julien Maury will be making their English language directorial debuts with the project.

Tron
Will it be a sequel? Will it be a remake? Will they call it a ‘reimagining’? All these questions and more are set to be answered, as three decades on, Tron will be heading back to the big screen in 2010.

Clash of the Titans
The 1981 film is being remade, and Stephen Norrington has – after not being seen behind a camera since League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen – agreed to direct. He did the original Blade, too. Lawrence Kasdan has been penning the script, and the film is in pre-production for a 2010 release.

Akira
A live action version of the iconic anime film of the same name, the adaptation is believe to be being handled in two parts, and Leonardo DiCaprio has been linked with the project. It’s still at the scripting stage, although director Ruairi Robinson is attached to helm.

The Birds
How depressing. Hitchcock’s awesome thriller is getting the remake treatment, with Martin ‘Casino Royale’ Campbell rumoured to be directing, and Naomi Watts linked with the project too. It has a release date of July 2009.

Frankenweenie
Tim Burton’s terrific early short film is being brought to the big screen by… Tim Burton! There’s logic there, somewhere. December 2009 is the targeted release time.

A Nightmare On Elm Street
Hurray! That ‘reimagining’ word is being used to describe the now-in-the-pre-production stages new Elm Street movie. Michael Bay produces, but doesn’t direct. Thank goodness.

Westworld
The terrific forerunner to Jurassic Park – also penned by Michael Crichton – Westworld has long been mooted for a remake. Billy Ray, who directed Breach and Shattered Glass, is the latest writer to take a stab at the theme-park-attraction-goes-out-of-control concept.

The Warriors
Director Tony Scott – once he’s finished on The Taking Of Pelham 123 - remains attached to the proposed remake of Walter Hill’s 1979 classic tale of rival gangs on a mission that takes them across a dangerous city. It’s still in the writing stages, and may be held up in development hell for some time yet.

Piranha
Alexandra Aja, who enjoyed success with his remake of The Hills Have Eyes, is directing a potentially 3D version of Joe Dante’s terrific original. A 2009 release date has been eyed up.

Escape From New York
Another John Carpenter classic is getting remade, and Terminator 3 director Jonathan Mostow – with Ken Nolan - is taking a stab at the script. No word if he’s going to direct, but a 2009 release is mooted.

Meatballs
Another 80s comedy getting a remake, Meatballs has – oh dear – Big Momma’s House 2 (not even the original!) director John Whitesell attached to it. And no sign of Bill Murray, either. Never a good thing.

Howard Stern’s Porkys
A remake of Bob Clark’s bawdy early 80s comedy, this is still in the planning stages with US shock-jock lending his name to the project and the title. It’s planned to have it ready for 2009. Expect an array of shitty sequels if it hits.

The Lives Of Others
The stunning German film is getting an American remake, with Anthony Minghella attached to produce, but not direct. It’s only been optioned so far, so 2010 would be the earliest you see it. Our advice? See the original. It’s genuinely stunning.

Short Circuit
Number Five is, er, still alive, with original screenwriters coming back for the reboot of the 80s original. No news of a finished script, director or shooting date, though.

Straw Dogs
Rod Lurie – the man who directed The Contender – is scripting and directing the remake of the Dustin Hoffman-starring original. It’s only been optioned thus far, and so the planned 2009 release date may be optimistic.

1984
Tim Robbins is apparently hunting for the money for a new big screen adaptation of George Orwell’s classic and never-more-relevant novel. He’s not having much luck though, we’re led to believe.

Red Sonja
Roy Thomas (Conan The Destroyer) has been drafted in to write a screenplay for a new Red Sonja film, although don’t expect Arnie to be in it. Nor should you expect it soon.

The Dirty Dozen
Alias veteran Josh Applebaum has the unenviable task of coming up with a suitable script for the remake of the original classic. 2010 is the earliest it’ll be released.

Footloose
Surely not? The 80s musical could be coming back to life if director Kenny Ortega has anything to do with it. That said, given he directed High School Musical and its spin-offs, he’d probably be allowed to do anything he wanted in Hollywood right now. Sigh. Footloose has thus far been optioned, and may go before the camera this year.

Dune
Frank Herbert’s source material is set to be mined again, for a new movie due out in 2010. Peter Berg, who directed the brilliant Friday Night Lights movie, is waving the megaphone, but further details are still sketchy.

The Thing
A remake of the 1982 classic, that’s got Battlestar Galactica producer Ronald D Moore attached to it. That said, it’s being described as a companion rather than a remake. Hmmmm. No word on it going before the cameras yet.

Near Dark
Kathryn Bigelow’s 1987 vampire flick enters the remake chamber, with music video director Samuel Bayer making his debut in the directors’ chair on the film. Cast has yet to be announced, but it appears that Bigelow has had a hand in the screenplay.

The Swarm
This is more like it! Lots of bees! Frank Schaetzing’s book is plundered again for the big screen, with Silence Of The Lambs adapter Ted Tally on scripting duties. No director or cast yet, though.

Fame
Alan Parker’s 1980 musical is being remade by MGM, who originally had a Christmas 2008 release date inked in. Andy Finkman – who directed The Game Plan and She’s The Man – is down to direct, though, and the project will no doubt move forward shortly.

The Witches
Roald Dahl’s book has already been filmed with Anjelica Huston in the leading role, but Guillermo Del Toro is toying with the idea of having a stab himself. No start date has been announced for the project, though."
 
Attention Hollywood.....COME UP WITH NEW FUCKING IDEAS AND LEAVE OLD MOVIES ALONE.

I may personally firebomb all of california if they really try to remake the Dirty Dozen.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
Attention Hollywood.....COME UP WITH NEW FUCKING IDEAS AND LEAVE OLD MOVIES ALONE.

I may personally firebomb all of california if they really try to remake the Dirty Dozen.

Cheers,
Scotsman

Agreed. Remaking Dirty Dozen would be as fruitless as remaking The Great Escape, makes no sense at all.
 
i want to see that Battle Royale
 
Scotsman said:
Attention Hollywood.....COME UP WITH NEW FUCKING IDEAS AND LEAVE OLD MOVIES ALONE.

I may personally firebomb all of california if they really try to remake the Dirty Dozen.

Cheers,
Scotsman


lol.... :evil:
 
if it's true, it'll be on imdb. status: pre-production.

probably someone sitting in their mom's basement, having some fun and creativity. few there i know for a fun is complete b.s.

r
 
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Clash of the Titans could be cool, with today's special effects although watching the stop motion photography will never be the same. Dune as well would probably be epic.
 
ponyfitness said:
Clash of the Titans could be cool, with today's special effects although watching the stop motion photography will never be the same. Dune as well would probably be epic.

I did some stop motion, I love how it moves.:) Some frame caps:
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Razorguns said:
if it's true, it'll be on imdb. status: pre-production.

probably someone sitting in their mom's basement, having some fun and creativity. few there i know for a fun is complete b.s.

r

Not necessarily....Although it's a great source, If the project is in the planning, preparation stage or "the like" it will not generally be listed on imdb yet.
The Hollywood reporter international edition (for one) is a MUCH better reference for a list like this.
 
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gotmojo said:
Not necessarily....Although it's a great source, If the project is in the planning, preparation stage or "the like" it will not generally be listed on imdb yet.
The Hollywood reporter international edition (for one) is a MUCH better reference for a list like this.

Planning preparation != greenlight. funds haven't even been allocated yet. When it does, usually a PR news release is sent out.

Sometimes producers will want to cause buzz just to get a feeling, and use that as leverage to get a project approved. Lotsa politics and games and emotions occur when trying to get projects 'off the ground'.

Which is why sometimes you go 'how on hell did this crap get made??!!' lol

Most of those, those that are legit, are just 'ideas' or 'scripts' being throw around. They're a dime dozen everywhere. And studios like to option and then mull on them for awhile.

Keeps them happy in their nice cubes and offices in those buildings.

r
 
Per IMDB http://www.imdb.com/find?s=all&q=nightmare+on+elm+street&x=0&y=0

Nightmare on Elm Street is indeed slated to be remade (c. 2010)

What's more interesting is that it looks like there will be a prequel in 2008 for it. Not sure how I feel about the remake. It's prolly my favorite horror film because it's the most terrifying concept. They'd better not fuck it up. Wes Craven's name is currently attached to the "reimagining" of the original.
 
Razorguns said:
Planning preparation != greenlight. funds haven't even been allocated yet. When it does, usually a PR news release is sent out.

Sometimes producers will want to cause buzz just to get a feeling, and use that as leverage to get a project approved. Lotsa politics and games and emotions occur when trying to get projects 'off the ground'.

Which is why sometimes you go 'how on hell did this crap get made??!!' lol

Most of those, those that are legit, are just 'ideas' or 'scripts' being throw around. They're a dime dozen everywhere. And studios like to option and then mull on them for awhile.

Keeps them happy in their nice cubes and offices in those buildings.

r

Agreed 100%!

Prep = green lighted more so than planning but not always, which is why I didn't phrase it that way. But either way, I didn't have the time to elborate.

But you are right, there are a lot of politics, etc... which is another reason why "Indy Films" have been gaining so much momentum.

Yup, most are legit ideas or rough scripts from a script mill, house writer or the like, and yes have probably been thrown around for a while for what ever reason.

But to be fair, the studios DO get it right quite a bit too, as with anything you have your good and bad aspects. I can actually say that my experience in the industry has been much more positive than the negative people tend to put on "Hollywood"so often.

Anecdote time...(I'll try to nutshell this.) I worked on Jason Goes to Hell back in '93, maybe a year after I got into the industry. Although this movie sucked ass, it was important because the ending set up a possible throw down between Freddy and Jason (I still think that is the only reason this movie got made.).
New Line had already purchased the rights for Jason and the F13 series (for this purpose) from paramount and already had a script, director, partial cast and crew etc... ready to go. What happens? Paramount wasn't happy with, if I remember correctly, the foreign distribution rights of the character and the series and thus went legal on New Lines ass. Anywho, 5 rewrites and 10 years of BS later the movie got made and released in '03 and I got to do set application for it. The kick in the head is that ulitimately what Paramount settled for was not ALL that different from the original agreement and didn't really benefit them any more or less. (Talk about games and politics.)

Side note...

This Nightmare "remake"....I have known of this for a while and from the last that I have heard, it will be more of an edgy prequel focussing on Krueger the "serial killer", rather than an actual "remake" of the original. However, based on the prequels success they may remake the OG nightmare and continue the series in a different direction. (But that could change by this evening...lol)
 
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jerseyrugger76 said:
Per IMDB http://www.imdb.com/find?s=all&q=nightmare+on+elm+street&x=0&y=0

Nightmare on Elm Street is indeed slated to be remade (c. 2010)

What's more interesting is that it looks like there will be a prequel in 2008 for it. Not sure how I feel about the remake. It's prolly my favorite horror film because it's the most terrifying concept. They'd better not fuck it up. Wes Craven's name is currently attached to the "reimagining" of the original.

I am with you on this....I fell in love with the Nightmare series when I was 13-14 yrs old, and had the pleasure of working on Freddy's Dead, New Nightmare, and Freddy vs Jason. I don't know how to feel either.

But.......I didn't know how to feel and did not have high hopes about the Chainsaw or Halloween (director's cut/screener version of Halloween, not the theatrical release.) remakes either and wound up REALLY enjoying them, not as replacements or better than the originals but as for what they were, very good films.

Fingers crossed on this one.
 
Word on the politics and corporate games.

Most folks who stay purely on the creative side, and not the business side have no idea how much craziness is going on in those boardrooms.

Thank god my first introduction to the industry was from a corporate side. Which is why i feel for any musician who one days finds themselves having their music and career ripped to shreds by the corporate monster.

nature of the beast. The other alternative is use your own money. Few can do that, so like you said, either fight it (and lose) or understand it and work with it. Both sides need each other.

I also can't stand those young Ivy league prep school execs with zero experience. They're always given menial tasks and responsibilities by their managers, and then start throwing their weight around to people underneath them -- Trying to look cool.

I ignore them.

r
 
Razorguns said:
Word on the politics and corporate games.

Most folks who stay purely on the creative side, and not the business side have no idea how much craziness is going on in those boardrooms.

Thank god my first introduction to the industry was from a corporate side. Which is why i feel for any musician who one days finds themselves having their music and career ripped to shreds by the corporate monster.

nature of the beast. The other alternative is use your own money. Few can do that, so like you said, either fight it (and lose) or understand it and work with it. Both sides need each other.

I also can't stand those young Ivy league prep school execs with zero experience. They're always given menial tasks and responsibilities by their managers, and then start throwing their weight around to people underneath them -- Trying to look cool.

I ignore them.

r

Tell me about it, I made my bones on the corporate side real fast...Do you know or remember anything about the Full Moon Productions fiasco in the mid 90's? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Full_Moon_Features

Although I learned alot, I hope I never have to deal with that BS again.
 
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gotmojo said:
I am with you on this....I fell in love with the Nightmare series when I was 13-14 yrs old, and had the pleasure of working on Freddy's Dead, New Nightmare, and Freddy vs Jason. I don't know how to feel either.

But.......I didn't know how to feel and did not have high hopes about the Chainsaw or Halloween (director's cut/screener version of Halloween, not the theatrical release.) remakes either and wound up REALLY enjoying them, not as replacements or better than the originals but as for what they were, very good films.

Fingers crossed on this one.

You're right on about remakes! The series brings back my best memories of being a kid in the 1980's. Don't want anyone messin' with that!

Could we rewind for a sec. You fuckin' WORKED on Freddy's Dead, New Nightmare, & Freddy v. Jason?? Dude, you're my new hero! What do you do for a living? The closest I get to the film industry is valuing movie finance deals, which isn't too terribly entertaining.

As a completely random aside, I was in a novelty store in beachside town in SE Virginia and found a sleeping blindfold (you know, those kind they give you in Business Class, so that you can cover your eyes and fall asleep) that looks like it was a promotional item from the original movie. It's got two bloodshot eyes on it with the words "Sleep Kills" over each eyebrow, and then the movie title in the center. It has a place of honor in my bedroom. :p
 
jerseyrugger76 said:
You're right on about remakes! The series brings back my best memories of being a kid in the 1980's. Don't want anyone messin' with that!

Could we rewind for a sec. You fuckin' WORKED on Freddy's Dead, New Nightmare, & Freddy v. Jason?? Dude, you're my new hero! What do you do for a living? The closest I get to the film industry is valuing movie finance deals, which isn't too terribly entertaining.

As a completely random aside, I was in a novelty store in beachside town in SE Virginia and found a sleeping blindfold (you know, those kind they give you in Business Class, so that you can cover your eyes and fall asleep) that looks like it was a promotional item from the original movie. It's got two bloodshot eyes on it with the words "Sleep Kills" over each eyebrow, and then the movie title in the center. It has a place of honor in my bedroom. :p

I was a Special Make-up Effects Artist for 12+ years....I formally retired from the industry a couple of years ago. Yeah, I did lab, pre prod., and set work on Freddy's Dead and New Nightmare, just set app. on FvsJ.

I know the blind you are talking about....lmao!
 
gotmojo said:
I was a Special Make-up Effects Artist for 12+ years....I formally retired from the industry a couple of years ago. Yeah, I did lab, pre prod., and set work on Freddy's Dead and New Nightmare, just set app. on FvsJ.

I know the blind you are talking about....lmao!

Very cool! Now, as if on cue, they just played "A Nightmare On My Street" on XM80's. lol
 
jerseyrugger76 said:
Very cool! Now, as if on cue, they just played "A Nightmare On My Street" on XM80's. lol

lmao!

I remember when that was released....Freddy was on everything from lunch boxes to shot glasses. Who'da thunk it.
 
gotmojo said:
Tell me about it, I made my bones on the corporate side real fast...Do you know or remember anything about the Full Moon Productions fiasco in the mid 90's? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Full_Moon_Features

Although I learned alot, I hope I never have to deal with that BS again.

good lord. What a douchebag. When you've lowered yourself to ripping off ebay users - you've really hit rock bottom. Interesting to see the b-movie "industry" is full of every type of sleaze, cheat, lying, dirtbag personalities one expects from Hollywood.

What a charlie foxtrot. Feel sorry for all those who lost money on his crap. That's gotta suck.

r
 
Razorguns said:
good lord. What a douchebag. When you've lowered yourself to ripping off ebay users - you've really hit rock bottom. Interesting to see the b-movie "industry" is full of every type of sleaze, cheat, lying, dirtbag personalities one expects from Hollywood.

What a charlie foxtrot. Feel sorry for all those who lost money on his crap. That's gotta suck.

r

I wouldn't say it's "full" of the type but it has it's share like all areas do, even the "A"/mainstream industry. I understand what you mean though. (B movies are just near and dear to my heart.)

I can't comment on the other stuff, but from a production standpoint I got a crash course in how F'd up the corporate side can really be, from the "B" side as well as the mainstream.

This dude was bullshitting everyone and still is!
 
gotmojo said:
I wouldn't say it's "full" of the type but it has it's share like all areas do, even the "A"/mainstream industry. I understand what you mean though. (B movies are just near and dear to my heart.)

I can't comment on the other stuff, but from a production standpoint I got a crash course in how F'd up the corporate side can really be, from the "B" side as well as the mainstream.

This dude was bullshitting everyone and still is!

i once got a first-hand look into the "other" industry in la.

10x worse. and the women who are used, are so used up, abused, raped, given every drug and alcohol on the planet, and spit out before 30. and its all run by this mob. Violence can and does result.

Hollywood is like a monastery compared to that "other" industry.

r
 
Razorguns said:
i once got a first-hand look into the "other" industry in la.

10x worse. and the women who are used, are so used up, abused, raped, given every drug and alcohol on the planet, and spit out before 30. and its all run by this mob. Violence can and does result.

Hollywood is like a monastery compared to that "other" industry.

r
Are you telling me that the people who made B Troop and other crappy classics were run by the mob? Say it ain't so!
 
Razorguns said:
i once got a first-hand look into the "other" industry in la.

10x worse. and the women who are used, are so used up, abused, raped, given every drug and alcohol on the planet, and spit out before 30. and its all run by this mob. Violence can and does result.

Hollywood is like a monastery compared to that "other" industry.

r

OMG! isn't it though.
Can't comment on the mob aspect but Isn't it amazing how one industry can lead to the other in more cases and ways than people might think.

I've had a "brush" or two with the "other" myself.
 
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"MGM is planning to bring back the "RoboCop" series

also

Death Race (without the 2000)
Jason Statham, and the drivers are coerced prisoners.

Land of the Lost
Will Ferrell

Journey To The Center of the Earth
Brendan Fraser

Fantastic Voyage, directed by Roland Emmerich


Barbarella, directed by Robert Rodriguez"
 
EnderJE said:
Are you telling me that the people who made B Troop and other crappy classics were run by the mob? Say it ain't so!

When we say the "other" industry - we mean the porn one. 10 miles north of Hollywood.

It's where failed actresses/models, who grew up with no father figure, broken homes, no role models, nothing but drama and desire for attention...find themselves.

Partying, Sex, Blow, Easy Money, Mass Attention on the net, Lotsa promises, the allure of being 'on contract', etc. They just can't resist.

And the "porn mob" controls the distribution. You can't "touch" their girls, or sell to their "outlets" w/o their permission. Very strict control. Unless you wanna get hurt one day.

The web is kinda diffusing this - but then again, "porn stars" are still created
by this tight-knit industry, and this industry only.

And no, i wasn't trying to get into it. Just friends with a guy who did video editing for them.

r
 
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