The Black (conservative) Sheep of the 'Hood

[Longhorn85]

What color is your N.O.W Newsletter tube ?

They don't have a tube, resemble a penis too much. They have a moist pink sack, I think.

 

[Y_lifter]

I don't know what color that is,

When you get home tonight, stop and take a look in your driveway and let me know later, OK ?

 

[BullSemen]

Beware when the power goes out and anarchy prevails in your neighborhood and your neighbors wanting to seek revenge will wire eyeballs to a battery powered defibrillator; set the voltage to Kill, and smile as you go flying around the flashing coop like a beheaded multicolored, fire-farting chicken before collapsing conveniently at their feet so they can piss-out the flames and feed the remains of your fried gimp carcass to their potbellied pigs!

Now that is imagery.

 

[vixenbabe]

Actually, I think he was expecting George and Weezie Jefferson.

If the dumb ass followed Thomas' past sexual history he'd know that this could be possible!

 

[FreeballinDC]

Beware when the power goes out and anarchy prevails in your neighborhood and your neighbors wanting to seek revenge will wire eyeballs to a battery powered defibrillator; set the voltage to Kill, and smile as you go flying around the flashing coop like a beheaded multicolored, fire-farting chicken before collapsing conveniently at their feet so they can piss-out the flames and feed the remains of your fried gimp carcass to their potbellied pigs!

That was soooo like....last week.

I think they have something else up their sleeve for this week.

Y_Lifter, If I had a driveway, I would know what the hell you are talking about. Were you refering to gray or black?

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

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Werre your neighbors more shocked that you were reading the times? Or that you didn't have a leaf blower?

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[Longhorn85]

Werre your neighbors more choeckd that you were reading teh times? Or that you didn;t have a leaf blower?

They were shocked that myself, wife and kids were shoveling snow vs using a snow blower. I'm sure once we get out raking we'll get the same reaction.

 

[FreeballinDC]

If the dumb ass followed Thomas' past sexual history he'd know that this could be possible!

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Who is Thomas? and what's up with said sexual history?

I think he was surprised that a white person actually bought a house in that 'hood, and was actually living there, instead of renting the house out.

 

[Longhorn85]

I think madam vix meant Thomas Jefferson and his reknown intimacy with slave women.

 

[vixenbabe]

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Who is Thomas? and what's up with said sexual history?

I think he was surprised that a white person actually bought a house in that 'hood, and was actually living there, instead of renting the house out.

Darlin..Thomas Jefferson. You do not know that he put the Jungle in Fever waaaay before Spike did?

I can't believe you have not heard this story before! It's been said( I also thik proven) he fathered many children from his slave women!