The best nation in the world

[Heavy Weight Champ]

What a great country this is. We've got T&A running rampant in our commercials. Booze and porn are staples in the American diet. And we've also got Fatburger going for us on the West Coast, so you know we're at least kicking Mexico's ass 24/7. But most importantly, when we get annoyed at a pop-singer's film crew during a commercial shoot, we respond not with protests or scolding. We respond with good ol' fashioned American urine. *salutes the flag*

Spears apparently had to duck for cover after angry resident threw buckets of urine as she sang her heart out on location in a downtown street at around 4 a.m.

According to Sky News, filming was abandoned shortly after the 21-year-old singer scrambled into her trailer

One resident was quoted as saying: "We kept hearing the same song over and over but what made it worse were two 100-foot spotlights. They lit up our apartment like it was daytime.