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That is it, I am thru with this chick

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This is the (as Raina put it) girl who is afraid of physical contact (apparently) that I've been seeing recently.

Well 6 dates and no kiss, so I made my mind up next date she was getting kissed even if I had to go to jail attempting it.

So I call her up and she agrees to come over to watch a movie. I prepared the house using all my patented techniques beforehand (dim lights, turn heat down so it'd be cold, have a blanket on the adjacent couch, etc) so that we'd have to cuddle.

Well she shows up and we did not even get to lay down to watch a movie. Guess why?
I am not making this up. She freakin' knitted a scarf the entire movie!!!! WTF?

I did manage to kiss her when I walked her to her car even though she was only giving me a hug. (she doesn't kiss well at all).

I can't figure her out and it sucked last night when I saw her at the gym wearing tight workout pants and sleeveless shirt because she has a hot body and face. It's like driving by the Lexus dealership.....seeing the nice cars but knowing I'll never get to enjoy one (but at least they let you test drive it)

*puts gun to temple*
 
:lmao: @ knitting a scarf!!!!!!!!


There must really be something wrong with you aap! Do you enjoy spending time with her? Do yall talk at all or is it just watching the movie and then she leaves right away?
 
So given the above information, do tell why you'd be upset?

Imagine spending the rest of your life with a prude!

lol,

aap: Lets have sex baby, do I make you horny

chick: Oh not now sugarplum, i need to knit this scarf
 
lol @ the replies.

She is 25, very attractive (which is why she's lasted this long) & a good girl (perhaps too good)

I enjoy being around her, but the whole 'no touch' thing just ruins it all.
 
She's cheating on you, bro.
 
I already spent a lot of $$$ on 6 dates with this chick, so simply not calling her anymore isn't an option.

I need some sort of revenge. That is where you evil people come in. Give me ideas.
 
alien amp pharm said:
I already spent a lot of $$$ on 6 dates with this chick, so simply not calling her anymore isn't an option.

I need some sort of revenge. That is where you evil people come in. Give me ideas.
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OH yea

Make reservations at the most expensive resturant you can find. Order the best wine, and meals. Excuse yourself and go call her a cab, then exit the building leaving her with the bill

Hey, at least you called her a cab right?
 
alien amp pharm said:
lol @ the replies.

She is 25, very attractive (which is why she's lasted this long) & a good girl (perhaps too good)

I enjoy being around her, but the whole 'no touch' thing just ruins it all.
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Well, at least you know she's a prude and won't be doing anything freaky before you marry her. In lieu of being cut off after you put the ring on her finger. You won't know what you missed.
 
FEISTY11975 said:
:lmao: @ knitting a scarf!!!!!!!!


There must really be something wrong with you aap! Do you enjoy spending time with her? Do yall talk at all or is it just watching the movie and then she leaves right away?
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No she even suggested watching another movie after the first one.

The signs are all there - she talks about hanging out in the future tense, stays around as long as she can, answers & returns calls, invites me places, etc. I just don't know what to think about the lack of physical contact.
 
alien amp pharm said:
No she even suggested watching another movie after the first one.

The signs are all there - she talks about hanging out in the future tense, stays around as long as she can, answers & returns calls, invites me places, etc. I just don't know what to think about the lack of physical contact.
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do u know anything about her past? Is she into in that way
 
alien amp pharm said:
No she even suggested watching another movie after the first one.

The signs are all there - she talks about hanging out in the future tense, stays around as long as she can, answers & returns calls, invites me places, etc. I just don't know what to think about the lack of physical contact.
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Have you ever just come out and asked her if she is interested in you sexually or why there is no physical contact?
 
alien amp pharm said:
No she even suggested watching another movie after the first one.

The signs are all there - she talks about hanging out in the future tense, stays around as long as she can, answers & returns calls, invites me places, etc. I just don't know what to think about the lack of physical contact.
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your the gf she never had
 
alien amp pharm said:
No she even suggested watching another movie after the first one.

The signs are all there - she talks about hanging out in the future tense, stays around as long as she can, answers & returns calls, invites me places, etc. I just don't know what to think about the lack of physical contact.
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FRIEND???


:lmao:
 
FEISTY11975 said:
on a date????? :worried:
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Yes, once - but well... as it turned out it wasn't a date.

When he asked me to teach him how - that should have been my first clue that he didn't like girls. :worried:
 
velvett said:
Give her at least two more dates.
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lmao

what the

evil

6 dates and $$$ spent? bro, this is the word to describe that: perverse.

shouldn't she be hypnotically, dangerously hot for you to go to such lengths? even then...how could you justify it to yourself?
 
velvett said:
Yes, once - but well... as it turned out it wasn't a date.

When he asked me to teach him how - that should have been my first clue that he didn't like girls. :worried:
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Did you teach him??? lol
 
FEISTY11975 said:
Have you ever just come out and asked her if she is interested in you sexually or why there is no physical contact?
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Well 1st time we watched a movie I was like "Let's lay down".
She replied with "Nah, I'm fine right here".
5 minutes later, being pissed off, I blurted out "So is cuddling considered moving too fast for you?" (because she had told me before she was a slow mover before when I tried kissing her)
She said that she is weird but that she has to really like a guy before she kisses, cuddles, etc.

I was still mad and I think she knew it so she leaned over and put her head on my shoulder, then in my lap (but not in the way I wanted).
 
velvett said:
Yes, once - but well... as it turned out it wasn't a date.

When he asked me to teach him how - that should have been my first clue that he didn't like girls. :worried:
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bahahahahahahhaha
and i bet he was hot too, all gay guys are hot


except the bald guy on sex and the city
 
alien amp pharm said:
Well 1st time we watched a movie I was like "Let's lay down".
She replied with "Nah, I'm fine right here".
5 minutes later, being pissed off, I blurted out "So is cuddling considered moving too fast for you?" (because she had told me before she was a slow mover before when I tried kissing her)
She said that she is weird but that she has to really like a guy before she kisses, cuddles, etc.

I was still mad and I think she knew it so she leaned over and put her head on my shoulder, then in my lap (but not in the way I wanted).
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I think it's sweet that she's not a total ho and as I say that I would still give her two more chances but if you want you can pay a bit less attention to her (contact wise, calls, etc) and see if she starts chasing you a bit (it will show the level of her interest.

How much do you like her?
If you got some nookie would be awesome because you "got some" or would it be awesome because it was with HER.

Something to consider.
 
alien amp pharm said:
Well 1st time we watched a movie I was like "Let's lay down".
She replied with "Nah, I'm fine right here".
5 minutes later, being pissed off, I blurted out "So is cuddling considered moving too fast for you?" (because she had told me before she was a slow mover before when I tried kissing her)
She said that she is weird but that she has to really like a guy before she kisses, cuddles, etc.

I was still mad and I think she knew it so she leaned over and put her head on my shoulder, then in my lap (but not in the way I wanted).
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I remember reading your thread about this.

If I am not interested in someone, I guarantee that there will not be 6 dates involved. One, maybe two at most. Just tell her "I need to talk to you about something", and tell her how you feel.
 
I'm with velvet

If she is that hot and that nice, she is IMO worth waiting and
beating off till she gives in..

Ugly beggers can't be choosers bro.
 
Stop spending money....turn into a total cheap bastard and see what happens. In the mean time, bang some skanks to keep little aap happy.

If she still doesn't put out, I would go with Dunks Chloroform idea.
 
velvett said:
I think it's sweet that she's not a total ho and as I say that I would still give her two more chances but if you want you can pay a bit less attention to her (contact wise, calls, etc) and see if she starts chasing you a bit (it will show the level of her interest.

How much do you like her?
If you got some nookie would be awesome because you "got some" or would it be awesome because it was with HER.

Something to consider.
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After the 1st couple dates without a kiss I took it as she wasn't interested and I quit calling, but then my buddy ran into her at the gym and asked if we were still talking. She said "We haven't talked in a week. We seemed to be having a good time when we went out too." She also told him that she just wasn't an instigator when it comes to dating.
She didn't try calling me in that week though.

I see what you are saying and I don't mind waiting for sex (because it doesn't look like I'm getting any anytime soon anyways) but this girl could at least kiss and touch some, surely THAT isn't against her morals or whatever.
It did feel a lot better when she did slide over and put her head in my lap during the movie though...more so than with any other girl I've dated. Perhaps due to the whole "good girl" thing.

Still I'm comtemplating on just asking her flat out what the deal is.
This nigga needs answers.
 
jack_schitt said:
Stop spending money....turn into a total cheap bastard and see what happens.
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Last two dates have been movies at my house. Total money spent = $0
She even brought the popcorn and she drinks water. :)

jack_schitt said:
In the mean time, bang some skanks to keep little aap happy.
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Dude I have been trying to do that for years now. :(
 
Some women don't want to start down that slippery slope of heavy petting
etc because they know it says "OK, I'm ready to be sexed" to most men..

I think you should openly talk about the sex thing and get agreement that if she doesn't want to have sex, then you are OK with that and will wait.

This may ease her concerns of that slippery slope I mentioned and allow her to go a bit farther with you..
 
Y_lifter said:
Some women don't want to start down that slippery slope of heavy petting
etc because they know it says "OK, I'm ready to be sexed" to most men..

I think you should openly talk about the sex thing and get agreement that if she doesn't want to have sex, then you are OK with that and will wait.

This may ease her concerns of that slippery slope I mentioned and allow her to go a bit farther with you..
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You make good sense when you are sober.
 
The Shadow said:
Is she Amish??
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Christian and pretty sure a virgin.

She may just be shy and nervous (as Feisty said) and is probably scared because I'm the type of guy who looks like I get sexed up all the time.

hahaha :(
 
She has got to have some serious insecurity issues and/or extremely uncomfortable when it comes to intimacy. She is the type who would never in a million yrs make the first move. Im a lot like that so I can totally relate. Had any of the men I had been with (47,987) NOT made the first move, I may still be a virgin to this day. But I digress.
 
lol 25 and knits,fuck she sounds like my grandma knitting scarfs.

find a fun girl who likes to get it on,you need some bro
 
dude, you think she might think you're a gay man? if'n i were you, i'd go caveman on her ass just to dispell any doubts.
 
Smurfy said:
She has got to have some serious insecurity issues and/or extremely uncomfortable when it comes to intimacy. She is the type who would never in a million yrs make the first move. Im a lot like that so I can totally relate. Had any of the men I had been with (47,987) NOT made the first move, I may still be a virgin to this day. But I digress.
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lol @ 47987













(conservative estimate)
 
How come it's always threads in which I get hurt, suffer heartache, get cockblocked, etc that receive the most replies?

Are you people sincere or are you all laughing at me? You're laughing aren't you?
I hate you all!
 
humantarget said:
dude, you think she might think you're a gay man? if'n i were you, i'd go caveman on her ass just to dispell any doubts.
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Well I can see how my pretty face would make some people think I am gay.

Good plan. I will save 'Operation All Out Caveman Her Ass" as a last resort.
 
Lestat said:
can we see a picture of this chick?
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I don't have any however she was in a wedding over the weekend and is suppose to send me pics from it when she gets them from her friend via email.
 
btw, i hate to be silly and state the obvious, but don't pursue this any further if you don't actually enjoy her company. you know, like talking, and stuff. if you're primarily hanging out because she's hot and you hope to finally get an "in", then you're probably not having a very good time in the process. if you do like her as a person, then the dates aren't necessarily a waste, even if you don't score.

sorry if this has been covered before or is too high-minded ... it seemed like a good idea when i started typing it out.

hey, fuck you pal.
 
alien amp pharm said:
How come it's always threads in which I get hurt, suffer heartache, get cockblocked, etc that receive the most replies?

Are you people sincere or are you all laughing at me? You're laughing aren't you?
I hate you all!
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Because we are miserable people and like to see other's in pain. Unfortunately, this thread was not worthy of wasting my microwave butter popcorn.

Are you continuing to date this girl because you are interested in her or are you out for the quest of sex?

How important is sexual/level of intimacy compatibility to you?
 
alien amp pharm said:
Well I can see how my pretty face would make some people think I am gay.

Good plan. I will save 'Operation All Out Caveman Her Ass" as a last resort.
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next time just excuse yourself and go to the bathroom. come out butt-ass naked and sit down. or better yet, stand in front of her and put one leg up on the couch, like Capt. Morgan.....
 
no no, I'm not looking for sex, honestly I want something more meaningful than just a f-buddy or slut.
The waiting for sex doesn't bother me (hell I am use to no sex) it's the fact that she
isn't doing the small things that are also fun like kissing, touching, anal rape, oops scratch that last one.

Normally I'd think she wasn't interested, but I am far too attractive for her not to be interested.
 
you gays, er... I mean guys are cracking me up with the replies.
 
alien amp pharm said:
I already spent a lot of $$$ on 6 dates with this chick, so simply not calling her anymore isn't an option.

I need some sort of revenge. That is where you evil people come in. Give me ideas.
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Revenge?

Just fade away.

Everyone wants love and affection ... perhaps not sex.
She doesn't seem to want anything except company.
 
stun_m8.gif
 
lol, i think i'll be seeing you on Rikki Lake, when you tell the world: "My Gf has a penis".
 
jackangel said:
i agree with needtogetas and exotic_island_girl, though...talk to her about things and things.
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I will, hang on and I'll Instant Messenger her.

j/k

I will call her tommorrow to set up a dinner date or something.
 
IMO, the no sex part can be tolerated if there are other signs of intimacy. To me, if a lady isn't doing the touchy feely, snuggly, hand holding stuff, it means she's not interested.
You need to talk to her about this bro, & explain your needs. It can't be all about what she wants. There's gotta be a little concession to romance from her.
I've seen decades old marriages break up over this.
 
why do all the HOT women come to my town to get sweet and innocent

bet she was wild not too long ago ..and now wants something more something special something sweet blah blah blah tell her you are into her and ask her where she sees things going …
 
ok end dvd dates, thats pointless

this is going to sound terrible, but take her out to dinner and order some wine. not too much, but get her chatting and comfy

also, get her to knit you a thong, just for a laugh
 
alien amp pharm said:
This is the (as Raina put it) girl who is afraid of physical contact (apparently) that I've been seeing recently.

Well 6 dates and no kiss, so I made my mind up next date she was getting kissed even if I had to go to jail attempting it.

So I call her up and she agrees to come over to watch a movie. I prepared the house using all my patented techniques beforehand (dim lights, turn heat down so it'd be cold, have a blanket on the adjacent couch, etc) so that we'd have to cuddle.

Well she shows up and we did not even get to lay down to watch a movie. Guess why?
I am not making this up. She freakin' knitted a scarf the entire movie!!!! WTF?

I did manage to kiss her when I walked her to her car even though she was only giving me a hug. (she doesn't kiss well at all).

I can't figure her out and it sucked last night when I saw her at the gym wearing tight workout pants and sleeveless shirt because she has a hot body and face. It's like driving by the Lexus dealership.....seeing the nice cars but knowing I'll never get to enjoy one (but at least they let you test drive it)

*puts gun to temple*
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Habitualhealth still won't put out for you?
 
This bitch is just leading you on and enjoying the attention while watching you squirm.

Time to dump her ass right now. I can understand no sex for the first few dates (actually, I can't understand it but that is just the fag in me talking) but NO CONTACT? No hug, kiss, etc.. and knitting on a date is just fucking rude. I would have wiped my ass on her unfinished scarf and tossed it over the balcony, with her ass along with it.
 
alien amp pharm said:
Well 1st time we watched a movie I was like "Let's lay down".
She replied with "Nah, I'm fine right here".
5 minutes later, being pissed off, I blurted out "So is cuddling considered moving too fast for you?" (because she had told me before she was a slow mover before when I tried kissing her)
She said that she is weird but that she has to really like a guy before she kisses, cuddles, etc.

I was still mad and I think she knew it so she leaned over and put her head on my shoulder, then in my lap (but not in the way I wanted).
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Bro usually I would give you shit over this but my girl was kinda like that at first.

Took me around 4 maybe 5 dates to get a kiss, she is half Latina half croatian and follows both tradidtions,

Took like a month after that to have sex, but bro she is an animal in bed and freakin loves sex.

Some girls just dont hand out the pussy to every guy they have ever met.

bottom line is she may be totally worth the wait.
 
seriously, stop the dvd's - you do that shit when you are yarg's age.

go to a restaurant/bar - at least she can't knit there.
 
AAP said:
This bitch is just leading you on and enjoying the attention while watching you squirm.

Time to dump her ass right now. I can understand no sex for the first few dates (actually, I can't understand it but that is just the fag in me talking) but NO CONTACT? No hug, kiss, etc.. and knitting on a date is just fucking rude. I would have wiped my ass on her unfinished scarf and tossed it over the balcony, with her ass along with it.
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That i agree on.
RADAR
 
i sometimes feel bad when guys r interested in me and im not interested in them.. i can't knit but i think if they paid for a movie i mite try.. if i didnt wanna kiss them
 
*MissFit* said:
i sometimes feel bad when guys r interested in me and im not interested in them.. i can't knit but i think if they paid for a movie i mite try.. if i didnt wanna kiss them
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Yes but if you aren't interested in him would you still go on 6 dates? NO.

Any girl that does that deserves to be called the "c" word.

Anyone will know by the 1st or 2nd date if they are interested in a person. I do think this girl is interested, however there has to be other factors for her reservedness (is that a word?)
 
Spanky11 said:
seriously, stop the dvd's - you do that shit when you are yarg's age.

go to a restaurant/bar - at least she can't knit there.
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The 1st 4 dates were restaurants and other various places.

I just got tired of spending money with nothing in return, so that is why the last 2 dates have been movies at my house.

Plus I also thought that I'd have a better chance to get touchy feely being at my house with her rather than out around other people.
 
Wow. You turned down the heat? That's just evil. lol

But knitting? Why didn't she just surf personal ads on your computer during the movie or something.
 
Raina said:
Wow. You turned down the heat? That's just evil. lol

But knitting? Why didn't she just surf personal ads on your computer during the movie or something.
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She asked, but I told her it was broken because I didn't want her to find my gay porn on there.


and yes I turned down the heat because I planned on starting a small fire in her panties.
 
Dude - fuck this "another chance" deal.

Its not about the money - its about the blantent rudeness and lack of respect in general
 
does she have relatives in nalwinz?

i dated several of them.






but not more than twice.
 
Where do find a girl like this? I don't even know girls who cook let alone knit? I thought that was becoming extinct. Maybe she is a 80 year old woman trapped in a 25 year old hot bod. Slip her a ruphie.
 
be straight up with her, tell her 6 dates and no action, i'm not looking for no action, i want to be intimate with you and if you don't please leave because we just don't want the samething.
 
HardHat87 said:
Where do find a girl like this? I don't even know girls who cook let alone knit? I thought that was becoming extinct. Maybe she is a 80 year old woman trapped in a 25 year old hot bod. Slip her a ruphie.
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Dude I end up dating some of the weirdest girls.
I use to think it was me perhaps, but all my friends, both male and female, say I must have bad luck.

Oh this girl cooks too, or so she says.
 
Yippie we have a dinner date tommorrow night. This should be interesting.
 
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