That is it, I am thru with this chick

[fistfullofsteel]

Yippie we have a dinner date tommorrow night. This should be interesting.

http://www.jimcarreyonline.com/soundclips/ace2/loser3.wav

 

[velvett]

Dude - fuck this "another chance" deal.

Its not about the money - its about the blantent rudeness and lack of respect in general

Yah - he's better off dating girls that fuck on the first date.

If he's lucky he'll find a chick that will buy HIM dinner and give him a blow job in the car on the way.

 

[velvett]

Yippie we have a dinner date tommorrow night. This should be interesting.

Just talk to her (not AT dinner) but after dinner in a private setting.

Or you could do something cute like at the right moment lean in close nearly nose to nose and say "if you don't kiss me this very instant my lips will fall off".

And if she doesn't respond after that or talking it's probably time to just move on.

 

[velvett]

She has got to have some serious insecurity issues and/or extremely uncomfortable when it comes to intimacy. She is the type who would never in a million yrs make the first move. Im a lot like that so I can totally relate. Had any of the men I had been with (47,987) NOT made the first move, I may still be a virgin to this day. But I digress.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dammit I can't give you karma!

 

[H_T_]

this is like a twisted version of Name that Tune: "i can get into her pants in 3 dates...."

 

[Dunk]

http://www.anaesthesia.de/museum_neu/images/Chloroform.gif

 

[Mavafanculo]

"but when she turns her back on the boy,
a noise comes from behind....."

 

[The Shadow]

Yah - he's better off dating girls that fuck on the first date.

If he's lucky he'll find a chick that will buy HIM dinner and give him a blow job in the car on the way.

Sorry??



who said anything about fucking on the first date??

Try to keep the comments to what I actually stated.


If it had been a 6 dates and someone brought some yarn and knitted DURING the date...it would have been the LAST date.

 

[alien amp pharm]

YES! This thread turned out just as I had hoped for when I made it....A fight between two Elite Moderators.

I vote an open-handed slap fight until there is a winner.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

Yippie we have a dinner date tommorrow night. This should be interesting.

may the luck and pickup skill of The Delicious be with you

(take vaseline )

 

[fistfullofsteel]

Yah - he's better off dating girls that fuck on the first date.

If he's lucky he'll find a chick that will buy HIM dinner and give him a blow job in the car on the way.

Sweet, where do I sign up????

 

[velvett]

Sorry??



who said anything about fucking on the first date??

Try to keep the comments to what I actually stated.


If it had been a 6 dates and someone brought some yarn and knitted DURING the date...it would have been the LAST date.

Dude - fuck this "another chance" deal.

Its not about the money - its about the blantent rudeness and lack of respect in general

^ Next time you should probably mention that you thought that the KNITTING during the date was "rude" and not the lack of sexual contact which by the way is what IS up for debate here as the first 5 dates he got nothing and the 6th date he got nothing. (ie. the knitting is not the specific reason the guy is not getting any play.)

Capiche?

 

[alien amp pharm]

Round one goes to Velvett.

Quick, Rip her shirt off Shadow! That'll teach her.

 

[velvett]

Round one goes to Velvett.

Quick, Rip her shirt off Shadow! That'll teach her.

It's just a clarification.

More importantly - what are you date plans?
What are you guys going to do?

You should just get it all on the table and talk about it.

 

[HiDnGoD]

canadian?

Nah, If a Canadian girls interested, you'll be gettin something by the third date. & if a Canadian girl's not interested, they'll find your body in the spring thaw (third week of July).

 

[The Shadow]

Round one goes to Velvett.

Quick, Rip her shirt off Shadow! That'll teach her.

I state the same sentiments as several others and she singles me out...

Nice......please - dont let me stop you Velvett

this isnt a fight...its just someone who aparently thinks that their opinion is the only one that matters....


LMAO - Like she "knows" why you arent getting any play

Good luck with the chick

 

[alien amp pharm]

It's just a clarification.

More importantly - what are you date plans?
What are you guys going to do?

You should just get it all on the table and talk about it.

Well the place we are going to is a quiet Italian place, so it'll be easy to speak and hear. She has to do something concerning Christmas later tonight, so going somewhere to talk isn't an option. It'll need to happen at dinner.

One way or the other I will have a better understanding of her after this and she will also have a better understanding of my intentions and wants.

Wether that is good or bad I will have to wait and see.

 

[velvett]

Well the place we are going to is a quiet Italian place, so it'll be easy to speak and hear. She has to do something concerning Christmas later tonight, so going somewhere to talk isn't an option. It'll need to happen at dinner.

One way or the other I will have a better understanding of her after this and she will also have a better understanding of my intentions and wants.

Wether that is good or bad I will have to wait and see.

good luck

 

[nycgirl]

Instead of viewing this as "dates" . . . How long have you known her? Do you talk to her often?

I guess I would be troubled by the lack of intimacy (kissing, hugging, touching, etc.). Does she at least hold your hand?

 

[Smurfy]

Well the place we are going to is a quiet Italian place, so it'll be easy to speak and hear. She has to do something concerning Christmas later tonight, so going somewhere to talk isn't an option. It'll need to happen at dinner.

One way or the other I will have a better understanding of her after this and she will also have a better understanding of my intentions and wants.

Wether that is good or bad I will have to wait and see.

Please keep us posted (I know you will)

For some reason Im curious as to how this will all pan out.

 

[velvett]

LMAO - Like she "knows" why you arent getting any play

Please - show me where I suggested any such thing.

 

[Frisky]

good luck suga

 

[jackangel]

the shadow is so difficult to deal with.

 

[alien amp pharm]

The thing to remember about moderators fighting to the death is that both are capable of editing and manipulating each other's posts. This makes for a very entertaining fight.

:wink:

and of course I'll keep you all updated. I am just as curious myself about this girl.

 

[Frisky]

The thing to remember about moderators fighting to the death is that both are capable of editing and manipulating each other's posts. This makes for a very entertaining fight.

:wink:

and of course I'll keep you all updated. I am just as curious myself about this girl.

remember what i told you to do if you don't get the answers you want

 

[The Shadow]

Please - show me where I suggested any such thing.

Please -show ME where I said ANYTHING about fucking on the first date......









...its really a bitch to be have something:

1 - taken out of context, or

2 - totally misrepresented


isn't it??

 

[Y_lifter]

...its really a bitch to be have something:

1 - taken out of context, or

2 - totally misrepresented
isn't it??

Who you callin a bitch ?

 

[velvett]

Who you callin a bitch ?

LOL me!

And to think I was recently told I need to be more "ASSertive".

 

[velvett]

BLAH BLAH BLAH

I could argue this but it's just not worth the time, b/c really who cares?

 

[alien amp pharm]

I could argue this but it's just not worth the time, b/c really who cares?

ME! I'm enjoying this.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

youre going to an italian restaurant? dont order the spaghetti bro, theres always a chance she'll start knitting again

also, ordering the roofiechinni is a good idea

 

[Smurfy]

^bump for updates on how good the sex was last night

 

[alien amp pharm]

^bump for updates on how good the sex was last night

Hold on, let me type this up. I'll make a new thread shortly.

 

[SoKlueles]

Hold on, let me type this up. I'll make a new thread shortly.

do it
but i cant imagine you got any sex

 

[Frisky]

youre going to an italian restaurant? dont order the spaghetti bro, theres always a chance she'll start knitting again

also, ordering the roofiechinni is a good idea

 

[Steve The Bluesman]

Just to chime in, even though I know I am late...

She is just not that into you - simple as that. It is not being a prude, or a good girl. She is spending time with you because for her it is one tick above watching Hogan's Heroes reruns on TV. This is not a slam on you, you just aren't her bag.

Cease all contact. It is the only way it will peak her interest, if she has any in you at all. And if she does pursue you, you have to be an animal. You have nothing to lose either way.


Bluesman

 

[velvett]

Just to chime in, even though I know I am late...

She is just not that into you - simple as that. It is not being a prude, or a good girl. She is spending time with you because for her it is one tick above watching Hogan's Heroes reruns on TV. This is not a slam on you, you just aren't her bag.

Cease all contact. It is the only way it will peak her interest, if she has any in you at all. And if she does pursue you, you have to be an animal. You have nothing to lose either way.


Bluesman

That could be true but you know I was totally prude at that age too.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Just to chime in, even though I know I am late...

She is just not that into you - simple as that. It is not being a prude, or a good girl. She is spending time with you because for her it is one tick above watching Hogan's Heroes reruns on TV. This is not a slam on you, you just aren't her bag.

Cease all contact. It is the only way it will peak her interest, if she has any in you at all. And if she does pursue you, you have to be an animal. You have nothing to lose either way.


Bluesman

If she is not interested then that would mean she is using me.

I think it's wrong to go out with someone 6 times, not paying for anything, if you are not interested.

This very likely could be the case. IF I decide to go out with her again some ground rules are going to be made.
She is going to pitch in on cost.
She is going to be more intimate.

Otherwise I'm finished w/her.

 

[velvett]

If she is not interested then that would mean she is using me.

I think it's wrong to go out with someone 6 times, not paying for anything, if you are not interested.

This very likely could be the case. IF I decide to go out with her again some ground rules are going to be made.
She is going to pitch in on cost.
She is going to be more intimate.

Otherwise I'm finished w/her.

I think you should just remains friends, well, if you can do it without wanting to choke the living hoopla out of her.

 

[habitualhealth]

is this a bad joke? or a date with HH...?

*high five*


like it would've taken SIX dates for me to get all his money? c'mon now.


aap, her roots blonde?

 

[habitualhealth]

*puts gun to temple*

it's loaded right?

 

[Megalomaniac]

This thread makes me almost want to suffer the pain of dating again just to get all the EF responses on how to handle it. I say start looking for something else AAP.