That crazy girl just came over to my house. Wtf?

[jackangel]

any chance i could get her #

 

[Nathan]

any chance i could get her #

lmao.

Heather - I found out my mom let her crazy ass in. My mom has the worst impression of me. This is also not the first time this has happened - my mom let an ex in one time as well when I told her I didn't want to see her. However, she didn't jump on top of me that was more of a yelling at me sort of thing and much more normal than this shit. I suddenly feel as though maybe these are stories better kept for myself. Also, I need to move out. I'm not coming off well here in a lot of ways.

Man, what am I supposed to anyways? Panic? I've been a moron my whole life I'm used to the repercussions I guess.

 

[Lao Tzu]

Man, what am I supposed to anyways? Panic? I've been a moron my whole life I'm used to the repercussions I guess.

We like you anyway. I can't wait until 2025 when you are making posts like this on the EF virtual community hologram.

 

[medical]

I once woke up to a strange scratching sound comming from my back porch (just outside my bedroom window). I peek out (it is like 2:30 am) and it is a recent ex.....she's trying to lift the latch on the screen door with a large butcher knife I had left laying beside the grill! I watched her for a few minutes and then busted out the back door and snached her in. She did almost the exact same thing except she was trying to go down on me while crying and begging for "one more chance". I actually let her sleep in my bed but didn't fuck her......








until the morning.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

 

[Lao Tzu]

I once woke up to a strange scratching sound comming from my back porch (just outside my bedroom window). I peek out (it is like 2:30 am) and it is a recent ex.....she's trying to lift the latch on the screen door with a large butcher knife I had left laying beside the grill! I watched her for a few minutes and then busted out the back door and snached her in. She did almost the exact same thing except she was trying to go down on me while crying and begging for "one more chance". I actually let her sleep in my bed but didn't fuck her......








until the morning.

And people say romance is dead

 

[Smurfy]

I once woke up to a strange scratching sound comming from my back porch (just outside my bedroom window). I peek out (it is like 2:30 am) and it is a recent ex.....she's trying to lift the latch on the screen door with a large butcher knife I had left laying beside the grill! I watched her for a few minutes and then busted out the back door and snached her in. She did almost the exact same thing except she was trying to go down on me while crying and begging for "one more chance". I actually let her sleep in my bed but didn't fuck her......








until the morning.

wow - that's some seriously psycho behavior

 

[Sub-Zero]

Okay, holy fucking shit. That was like the most fucked up thing ever. This is so not a story I should or want to tell probably but it's fucking funny if you aren't me so here goes. I'm still in shock. The whole thing went down as follows.

This broad comes into my home uninvited, walks into my room, jumps on top of me and says, "I have to be with you." Who fucking says shit like that? It took me 15 minutes to get her out of here. And no, I did not have sex with her.
I was saying shit like, "Would you listen to yourself? This is nuts. Get a hold of yourself. You're fucking nuts. Get the fuck out of my house you crazy bitch."
She fucking resisted and was like getting turned on by it. That weird ass sex shit came out of nowhere. Mother fucker. Where do I meet these people? I'm going to be more careful in the future. Wtf? That was fucked. Just fucked. In the head. That had better be the end of her. Mother fucker. I'm going to kill whoever let her in here.

bro i woulda fugged her

 

[Sub-Zero]

I once woke up to a strange scratching sound comming from my back porch (just outside my bedroom window). I peek out (it is like 2:30 am) and it is a recent ex.....she's trying to lift the latch on the screen door with a large butcher knife I had left laying beside the grill! I watched her for a few minutes and then busted out the back door and snached her in. She did almost the exact same thing except she was trying to go down on me while crying and begging for "one more chance". I actually let her sleep in my bed but didn't fuck her......








until the morning.

did she cheat on u?

 

[HiDnGoD]

c'est-que vous c'est avec le gay?

Why does everybody always assume, if you're Canadian, you're French?