TANNING POLL: what do you wear to tan in?

[jerkbox]

just my socks....I like to create the illusion that i'm wearing a pair of bright white boots when I'm nekkid

 

[jh1]

umm nothing ......why would you pay for tanning and be dark with a white ass?

TITCR


Additionally... when there are hottie tanning addict 17 y/o chics that flirt with you on ur way in... it's hard to rub one out to them in the bed if ur wearing fuggin underwear...

WTF...

 

[jerkbox]

anyone ever worry about getting dick cancer from all the naked tanning?

 

[jh1]

anyone ever worry about getting dick cancer from all the naked tanning?

Do you ever worry about running out of things to say, cause you never shut the fuck up?

 

[rnch]

anyone ever worry about getting dick cancer from all the naked tanning?

lol...a true story: way back in the early 1980's one of my fellow pale male co-workers received a christmas gift from his family of a month of tanning.

he spent sat-sun-mon tanning nude without any sunblock or clothing...had to call in sick for the rest of the week. he said his twig and berries got so sunburned he could not wear any close fitting clothes for several days. he claimed his tool peeled from a 5 incher to a 3 incher.

 

[jerkbox]

Do you ever worry about running out of things to say, cause you never shut the fuck up?

hey jh1!


speaking of that, I need to take a dump



brb

 

[gonelifting]

Yeah^^^ I don't want the anteater getting burned. fuck that.

 

[Jon79]

anyone ever worry about getting dick cancer from all the naked tanning?

no you wear a sock......don't tan the pussy hammer

 

[jackangel]

sometimes i think you're not so straight.

also, i had to take a massive jh1 earlier. felt good afterwards, though.

 

[Smurfy]

no tanning. bad for your skin