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Stringbean and chewyx - I have a classless question for you

KillahBee

KillahBee

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Okay, so I'm plannin this party thing, right? And I want it to be the antithesis of classless.

So, can you to yokels list out some things you would have at your parties so I can do the complete opposite?

Thanks
 
beer bongs (multiple)

beer pong (both 6 and 10 cup, and partner games)

5.0 vodka

natty ice

mixed of liquors and fruit punch in giant rubbermaid container (the 'jungle juice', lame drink but bitches love it



oh, and kegs
 
string_bean00 said:
beer bongs (multiple)

beer pong (both 6 and 10 cup, and partner games)

5.0 vodka

natty ice

mixed of liquors and fruit punch in giant rubbermaid container (the 'jungle juice', lame drink but bitches love it



oh, and kegs
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haha that's basically every party i've ever been to in college
 
Don't forget gin with ice and sprite and get the basters that you use to douse a chicken in to squirt the gin into your mouth. Gin buckets they are called.
 
eat big said:
Don't forget gin with ice and sprite and get the basters that you use to douse a chicken in to squirt the gin into your mouth. Gin buckets they are called.
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maybe in virginia bro


here no one touches gin until they are 70
 
lmfao - quality shit maing. knew I could count on you.

I am done with classless parties. If any motherfucker thinks he's gonna get all drunk and puke or start shit in my pad - he's going off the balcony right quick. No fucking Dave Matthews or Creed or whatever nyou jagoffs play at parties. No "Come on Irene" stupid girls dancing together like little fatties bullshit. No puking, no falling into things. No rich daddy's boy fucko walking out of my bathroom looking like he just jammed his face into a pound of flour.

Nope. Just discrete coke use, former strippers, and unprotected sex.

THAT's class
 
string_bean00 said:
maybe in virginia bro


here no one touches gin until they are 70
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More like in the south and not in VA cause I go to a school in the south and gin buckets are key.
 
KillahBee said:
lmfao - quality shit maing. knew I could count on you.

I am done with classless parties. If any motherfucker thinks he's gonna get all drunk and puke or start shit in my pad - he's going off the balcony right quick. No fucking Dave Matthews or Creed or whatever nyou jagoffs play at parties. No "Come on Irene" stupid girls dancing together like little fatties bullshit. No puking, no falling into things. No rich daddy's boy fucko walking out of my bathroom looking like he just jammed his face into a pound of flour.

Nope. Just discrete coke use, former strippers, and unprotected sex.

THAT's class
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lmao @ creed and dmb

fuck those guys

i prefer listening to pop/mainstream rap for drinking, even though I would never listen to it on any other occasion
 
making sink bongs out of 2 liters is truely classless and trashed your kitchen
 
Using the bathtub to make swampfrogs (golden grain and sprite)

Togas

Six Flags or Busch Gardens shot glasses

playing quarters and leaving fucking chink marks on the counter

lame ass drinking games - spin the bottle, truth or dare, catch the lie
 
string_bean00 said:
this one made me lol
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I hate that shit. I mean you can have shot glasses from Key West or places you actually visited and have a story behind them (true or not) and say "oh yeah.. and I met this hot guy... and we were seeing if this shot glass could fit up his ass... so I kept it as a souveniour" (good tactic to use when queens are drinking too fast and your ass is low on alcohol)

But the others? I mean you sitting at the bar with the host...

You - "So, you got these shots from Six Flags"

Host - "Yeah"

You - "Um, kewl."

** 25 minutes of uneasy silence to follow.**
 
AAP said:
I hate that shit. I mean you can have shot glasses from Key West or places you actually visited and have a story behind them (true or not) and say "oh yeah.. and I met this hot guy... and we were seeing if this shot glass could fit up his ass... so I kept it as a souveniour" (good tactic to use when queens are drinking too fast and your ass is low on alcohol)

But the others? I mean you sitting at the bar with the host...

You - "So, you got these shots from Six Flags"

Host - "Yeah"

You - "Um, kewl."

** 25 minutes of uneasy silence to follow.**
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what is it with gay dudes and shoving shit up their ass?
i just don't understand
 
Make sure you have enough boxes of blush wine. Have the PS2 on the whole time, have at LEAST 8 of your college drinking buddies there in dirty jeans and t-shirts drunk and playing said PS2 when people start to arrive. Make sure there's a half eaten bag of generic cheeto's and two cold medium pizzas (domino's, of course) on the coffee table. Plastic wine glasses, no ice except for what's keeping the 30 pack of Schlitz Blue Bull cold. Chew cups, and some wierd porn DVD cases sitting out for all to see. Also, be really drunk when people start getting there.
 
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if this is a classy party, please don't use the red or blue plastic cups from the grocery store.

thanks.




btw - I was at a classy party not too long ago (everyone was in suits/dresses) and they served drinks with flavored ice cubes. They were pretty and didn't water down your drink.

example:

vodka & cranberry had lemon ice cubes.

vodka tonic had lime or lemon ice cubes

I saw a drink in a martini glass with red cubes. (cranberry? I don't know)

Anyway, I thought it was cool...but small things amuse me.
 
the-short-one said:
if this is a classy party, please don't use the red or blue plastic cups from the grocery store.

thanks.




btw - I was at a classy party not too long ago (everyone was in suits/dresses) and they served drinks with flavored ice cubes. They were pretty and didn't water down your drink.

example:

vodka & cranberry had lemon ice cubes.

vodka tonic had lime or lemon ice cubes

I saw a drink in a martini glass with red cubes. (cranberry? I don't know)

Anyway, I thought it was cool...but small things amuse me.
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cool
 
the-short-one said:
if this is a classy party, please don't use the red or blue plastic cups from the grocery store.

thanks.




btw - I was at a classy party not too long ago (everyone was in suits/dresses) and they served drinks with flavored ice cubes. They were pretty and didn't water down your drink.

example:

vodka & cranberry had lemon ice cubes.

vodka tonic had lime or lemon ice cubes

I saw a drink in a martini glass with red cubes. (cranberry? I don't know)

Anyway, I thought it was cool...but small things amuse me.
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what a disgusting affair
 
Just mimic my friends:


Funneless Beer Bong Anyone?:

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Jello Shots?

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Use someone as a mop:

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Make sure lots of people are throwing up the shocker (who's that blond pimp?):

1281691659061299224gGRUMD


Don't let the bitches drink too much:

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Last but not least make sure the Keystone is flowing:

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chewyxrage said:
Just mimic my friends:


Funneless Beer Bong Anyone?:

1214702660061299224sNHHTk


Jello Shots?

1214469387061299224vvmTps


Use someone as a mop:

1214704187061299224LThvYV



Make sure lots of people are throwing up the shocker (who's that blond pimp?):

1281691659061299224gGRUMD


Don't let the bitches drink too much:

1214699133061299224CtWhHP



Last but not least make sure the Keystone is flowing:

1214707403061299224UdFdhK
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that's what im talkin aboot
 
you need a deck, you need plastic patio chairs.

you need a plastic ashtray, but everyone throws their butts on the floor anyway.

a picnic table
bed of a truck (for empties)
styrofoam cooler
neon beer signs (for sexual hypnosis)
garbage pail filled with ice and various light domestic beers
jungle juice (grain punch and gatorade)
disposable cameras

if your feeling saucy - maybe even a bonfire...
 
KillahBee said:
wow, chewy. you just stepped up to the plate and hit a fucking GRAND SLAM.

http://community.webshots.com/photo/214216783/1214707403061299224UdFdhK

BWAHAHAHAHA - wtf is that
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It's a drinking game called Mushroom. You spread a deck of cards around the can in a ring. Then go around the circle of people playing, when it's your turn you call red or black and draw a card. If you win, you give the card to someone, who drinks the number on the card and has to put it on the can with 2 corners off.

If you lose, you drink the number and put the card on.

Whoever knocks the cards off while placing the card has to shotgun or beer bong the beer.

In that pic the entire deck had been put on.
 
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