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Stone Cold Busted

Strongbow

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@ Walmart in line checking out this chicks ass. IDK what happened, I got totally locked in on it and forgott what the fuck I was doing. She turns to me, smiles, and says well do like what your looking at. I was like yes ma'am I have to admitt that I do. She hands me her buisness card, smiles and walks off.
 
PuddleMonkey said:
business card = restraining order?
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Yea well I was only gonna call her to see if she would send me nudes so I could post them up for you peeps.
 
sounds like the first scene in a 80s porno movie

you left off the part where she drags you by your tie into the stock room of the store and bends you over the inventory pallets and spanks you.
 
Smurfy said:
sounds like the first scene in a 80s porno movie

you left off the part where she drags you by your tie into the stock room of the store and bends you over the inventory pallets and spanks you.
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LOL, Naw she just smiled handed me that card and walked out. I don't wear a tie to work Smurf. Her card says she is a Senior Agent for a staffing company. Thats funny she didn't look that old. LOL So what do you know about 80's porn anyway, Hummmm?
 
Strongbow said:
LOL, Naw she just smiled handed me that card and walked out. I don't wear a tie to work Smurf. Her card says she is a Senior Agent for a staffing company. Thats funny she didn't look that old. LOL So what do you know about 80's porn anyway, Hummmm?
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well maybe if you had worn a tie your story would have a different ending.
 
Smurfy said:
well maybe if you had worn a tie your story would have a different ending.
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Hold on now I still have the card, who says the story has ended? Whata ya want me to send you a video taped copy of my meeting with her, been thinking of putting a few temps to work anyways.LOL:evil:
 
Strongbow said:
@ Walmart in line checking out this chicks ass. IDK what happened, I got totally locked in on it and forgott what the fuck I was doing. She turns to me, smiles, and says well do like what your looking at. I was like yes ma'am I have to admitt that I do. She hands me her buisness card, smiles and walks off.
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LOL... that's awesome.
In undergrad I would get caught looking at a soccer chic, she well caught me staring at her... so fucking fine, I mean she was Athena Embodied....
Anyway, I was so freaked out, I then acted like I stare at everybody, so I stared at the person next to her, and then 4 seconds later, the person 2 seats away from her...
In undergrad I had no ballz...LOL
 
ponyfitness said:
That story would be a lot better if you weren't shopping at Walmart. Her ass is probably the size of my television.
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Ain't you the one whos fat girlfreind hangs out wit other fat chicks that losers with no jobs shit on. Don't say alot for you. So eat shit and post your fucking comments some where else. I don't fuck with fat chicks. Prolly cause I don't fucking have too.:finger:
 
-Ariel- said:
LOL... that's awesome.
In undergrad I would get caught looking at a soccer chic, she well caught me staring at her... so fucking fine, I mean she was Athena Embodied....
Anyway, I was so freaked out, I then acted like I stare at everybody, so I stared at the person next to her, and then 4 seconds later, the person 2 seats away from her...
In undergrad I had no ballz...LOL
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I say fuck it dude. I stare at nice ass, its the man in me. Show me a dude that don't stare at a fine chicks ass and I will show you a MO.LOL. I usually don't do it as obviously as I did this morning, but shit @ 7:45am my morning wood is still a semi. Couldn't help myself bro. She liked it, they all do.
 
Strongbow said:
I say fuck it dude. I stare at nice ass, its the man in me. Show me a dude that don't stare at a fine chicks ass and I will show you a MO.LOL. I usually don't do it as obviously as I did this morning, but shit @ 7:45am my morning wood is still a semi. Couldn't help myself bro. She liked it, they all do.
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You also bought cope too... didnt U..
With a Smirk too...

You are gonna laugh at me, I bought a can of citrus Skoal yesterday, and Love it...
LOL
NoDipMo... Much, anyway....LOLl
 
That sounds good in the morning! I know what you mean when you get to see some fine chick especially in the morning when I am waiting to wake up and believe me it does. Awesome bro!!
 
Lartinos would have refused the card and just asked her to ad him on FB
 
Which reminds me. I need to put more of my business cards in my wallet for when I'm hitting on chicks.

This guy at work (he's got a fucken rat-tail hair style) says that wal-mart is the best place to hit on chicks. I'd check it out, but I'm above that store.
 
UA_Iron said:
Which reminds me. I need to put more of my business cards in my wallet for when I'm hitting on chicks.

This guy at work (he's got a fucken rat-tail hair style) says that wal-mart is the best place to hit on chicks. I'd check it out, but I'm above that store.
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I can definately see a dude with a rat tail cruising the walmart for chicks in the potted meat section. LOL
 
-Ariel- said:
You also bought cope too... didnt U..
With a Smirk too...

You are gonna laugh at me, I bought a can of citrus Skoal yesterday, and Love it...
LOL
NoDipMo... Much, anyway....LOLl
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Hey bro its okay to try a new flavor once in awhile. Okay since we are being honest, my kid came home from college a couple of weekends ago.He is like ole man you gotta try this shit I found at the store across from my dorm, so lil bro pulls out a can of Grape Kayak. Looks like some of that .50 cent a can shit. SO i say what the hey and get me a big fat dip of this shit. It is fucking AWESOME bro. I wouldn't dream of it as a daily dipper, but dude for a walk on the wild side that shit is fucking top notch. You should try it out.
 
Strongbow said:
Ain't you the one whos fat girlfreind hangs out wit other fat chicks that losers with no jobs shit on. Don't say alot for you. So eat shit and post your fucking comments some where else. I don't fuck with fat chicks. Prolly cause I don't fucking have too.:finger:
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You need to have thicker skin in here:D
 
This story is only for interwebs purposes

did you whip out you 12 foot dong too?
 
Strongbow said:
I say fuck it dude. I stare at nice ass, its the man in me. Show me a dude that don't stare at a fine chicks ass and I will show you a MO.LOL. I usually don't do it as obviously as I did this morning, but shit @ 7:45am my morning wood is still a semi. Couldn't help myself bro. She liked it, they all do.
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Doesnt work so well the other way around (chicks starring at dudes) soooo embarrasing...

On Monday I went to swim with my boyfriend and co-worker, when this big HAWT guy walks in very small trunks, I looked at him, tried not to stare, all of a sudden BF says "I would love to look like him" to which I said "I would love it if you looked like him too" :p so all 3 of us were looking at the dude, when the dude walked by my bf said loudly, "it's ok, go ahead stare at him honey, he is attractive and he'll probably enjoy the attention" so fucking embarrasing :mad: dude wouldn't stop laughing and smiling..... :worried::p
 
i was hoping this thread was gonna be about stone cold austin getting busted for something, preferably
joose
 
1500 said:
You need to have thicker skin in here:D
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LOL, fuck yea you rite. Even the suggestion of fat broads set me the fugg off. What the hell have you been doing? Where did that 40159 or wtf ever dude go? He was kinda of cool.:evil:
 
Strongbow said:
LOL, fuck yea you rite. Even the suggestion of fat broads set me the fugg off. What the hell have you been doing? Where did that 40159 or wtf ever dude go? He was kinda of cool.:evil:
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He has been modded, lol. Hopefully he can make a comeback shortly:verygood:
 
1500 said:
He has been modded, lol. Hopefully he can make a comeback shortly:verygood:
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LOL damn after one day he's a MOD, I knew there was something special bout that dude/ LOL
 
miplank said:
that would require him to remove it from you throat first.:rolleyes:
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WTF? Damn you guys Mo ing my shit up. And for the record I do not have a 12ft. dong, never said I did. Its only 10 ft.:biggrin:
 
Strongbow said:
Hey bro its okay to try a new flavor once in awhile. Okay since we are being honest, my kid came home from college a couple of weekends ago.He is like ole man you gotta try this shit I found at the store across from my dorm, so lil bro pulls out a can of Grape Kayak. Looks like some of that .50 cent a can shit. SO i say what the hey and get me a big fat dip of this shit. It is fucking AWESOME bro. I wouldn't dream of it as a daily dipper, but dude for a walk on the wild side that shit is fucking top notch. You should try it out.
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LOL
I love it...
Will do.
 
-Ariel- said:
Its my Thandie Face...

Next month I"m starting a Beastadrol/DieselBolan stack...
LOL...

Somewhat Stoked about this....
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CoolBeans Broskie, throw you a lil Test Prop on that for round 6 weeks @ 100mgs ed and you my friend will be golden. You will like the results no shit.
 
Strongbow said:
CoolBeans Broskie, throw you a lil Test Prop on that for round 6 weeks @ 100mgs ed and you my friend will be golden. You will like the results no shit.
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Thats next cycle... which won't happen for another year atleast...

Test Prop is the only way to go... IMO.
ED injects though kinda blow... but it could be worse...

I mean.... what is test prop?
LOL
 
-Ariel- said:
Thats next cycle... which won't happen for another year atleast...

Test Prop is the only way to go... IMO.
ED injects though kinda blow... but it could be worse...

I mean.... what is test prop?
LOL
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ED injects rule. I love the injects part of it all. its my favorite part of the day. I get very worked up when I inject, IDK why just one of those wierd ass things. That and the fact that I am a complete psycho. :evil:
 
lartinos said:
what are her stats, ethnicity, haircolor?
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Blonde Hair, Blue Eyes, about 5' 8" Prolly 130 lbs. 50lbs of the 130 was prolly ass, just like I likes em. White girl too, lota ass for a white girl.
 
Strongbow said:
ED injects rule. I love the injects part of it all. its my favorite part of the day. I get very worked up when I inject, IDK why just one of those wierd ass things. That and the fact that I am a complete psycho. :evil:
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LOL... at Juice Trainspotting...

J/K

I know what You mean...

Anticipation... its like on a different frequency then the dip feeling, like
if dip had a sense of wonder to it...
that's the feeling you get.
 
i still cant get over the whole walmart thing.....
 
bigmann245 said:
i still cant get over the whole walmart thing.....
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damn dude i was buying shit for my office, it ain't like a brutha was fucking clothes shopping. GIISHSHHSHHS
 
Smurfy said:
sounds like the first scene in a 80s porno movie

you left off the part where she drags you by your tie into the stock room of the store and bends you over the inventory pallets and spanks you.
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Lol. Exactly what I was thinkin. Except in this movie she gets him home and as he's kissin her neck he notices the abnormally large adams apple.
 
bigtravis said:
Lol. Exactly what I was thinkin. Except in this movie she gets him home and as he's kissin her neck he notices the abnormally large adams apple.
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Thats just sick. :mad:
 
One of the worst moves a lot of dudes make is to look away when they are checking a chick out. wtf, chicks LOVE that shit. I'm pretty sure chicks don't wear make up, push up bras, cleavage exposing shirts (etc.) cause of comfort. definitely don't rape stare the chicks down, but if you know how to pull it off, have the confidence to not look away when she catches your eye.
 
KillahBee said:
One of the worst moves a lot of dudes make is to look away when they are checking a chick out. wtf, chicks LOVE that shit. I'm pretty sure chicks don't wear make up, push up bras, cleavage exposing shirts (etc.) cause of comfort. definitely don't rape stare the chicks down, but if you know how to pull it off, have the confidence to not look away when she catches your eye.
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I never turn away from a chick that I'm looking at, I usually just make eye contact and smile. But this chick my eyes never left her ass and I don't know how long she watched me look at her ass before she said something, but I do agree with you chicks like to be looked at. And it shows an ass load of confidence for a guy to continue to look after she turns and notices you, but they also like a confident dude to. Good Point thou bro.
 
Strongbow said:
I never turn away from a chick that I'm looking at, I usually just make eye contact and smile. But this chick my eyes never left her ass and I don't know how long she watched me look at her ass before she said something, but I do agree with you chicks like to be looked at. And it shows an ass load of confidence for a guy to continue to look after she turns and notices you, but they also like a confident dude to. Good Point thou bro.
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I still look away often, cause it's the natural instinct. But I try to stay locked in when appropriate.

Nice pick up, maing
 
Ffactor said:
Fucking liar douchebag!
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Who the fuck are you calling a liar faggott fuck? And I would pull a douchebag over your head and suffocate you muther fucker, while you screamed and frailed helplessly, BITCH.
 
gripweight said:
This thread would have been better if it was about Stone Cold Steve Austin.
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Dude I am way better than Stone Cold Steve Austin, I know you agree?:evil:
 
1500 said:
No way bro, i've given up on alters:verygood:
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Yea Yea Yea I know, till next time right. I must admitt that was pretty fucking awesome, you had some shit stirred up in here, quick. Most excitment in here in awhile. I think I will make me an alter to say what I really think about some of these MO's. LOL
 
gripweight said:
This thread would have been better if it was about Stone Cold Steve Austin.
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On second thought it was doing just fucking fine without you. And if you would like I got something you can GRIP, being you like to grip weight.
 
Strongbow said:
Yea Yea Yea I know, till next time right. I must admitt that was pretty fucking awesome, you had some shit stirred up in here, quick. Most excitment in here in awhile. I think I will make me an alter to say what I really think about some of these MO's. LOL
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I agree, that was a fun hour or so. Then they ruined my fun:mad:
 
Strongbow said:
LOL, Naw she just smiled handed me that card and walked out. I don't wear a tie to work Smurf. Her card says she is a Senior Agent for a staffing company.
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Well, show her your staff and posts the nudes she sends.

Senior vs Junior has no real meaning anymore wrt job titles. Hardly anyone gets a Junior <anything> title unless they're fresh out of college.
 
Strongbow said:
Yea Yea Yea I know, till next time right. I must admitt that was pretty fucking awesome, you had some shit stirred up in here, quick. Most excitment in here in awhile. I think I will make me an alter to say what I really think about some of these MO's. LOL
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My Alter would be busted within 3 posts...

I kinda suck Alter wise.

LOL
 
-Ariel- said:
In debt to ya K wise.
U are a solid bro...
We should go to NeckCar thing together...LOL
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haha. you dont owe me anything bro. you're gonna hit a hot streak in the bookie section and be GTG. Until then, I got you.
 
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