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[ivkk]

lol...you guys all lose

i was about to hit my friend in the glutes with some tren/prop....so he had his pants down, and as i'[m getting ready to stick the pin in...one is his roomates woke up randomly and started walking out to go to the kitchen. i managed to hide the pin but i was kneeling down with my friend's ass in front of my face with his pants down lol


his roomate saw this and just did a 180 and walked right back into his room.

LOL!! Now that's fucking funny.

 

[champion]

lets see, there are numerous broken amps......I injected two low on a glute shot and had an abcess the size of a softball for 3 weeks..........I have gone camping and shot in the bushes. I have been doing a quad shot while sitting in my bed and someone walked in so I turned to hide the needle but it musta looked like I was jerking off......stuck needle in only to realize I forgot to push the air out......up to five jabs cause I keep hitting veins.....fuck I dont know 4 years straight use theres probably more.......

 

[dali]

How about having blood spurt outta your leg like a hose onto your bed and having to explain it to your girlfriend.

 

[juicenstein]

hot shot

Well I was trying to shoot my buddy...Well he jumped when I tried ,,he bumped the needle,,,it went through his hand,,,then he pulled his hand away so fast his body came back around and I stabbed him in the back....

I also had some anavar...Well I also have ativan,,,which is a tranqilizer.....I popped 3 ativans by mistake.....I felt so tired I got scared I thought I was dying...Then When I realized it I went to sleep for 16 hours

 

[calveless wonder]

i think we need to hear from quadsweep about his dog eating his dbol LOL...

 

[ChefWide]

I used a 16 gauge needle for sus when I couldn't find 23 gauge ones.

Live and learn.

Holy Shit! You crazy ass Neandrafuck! 16's are like fucking biopsy needles. Next time just fill up a bic pen refill and stab yourself with it... LOL

 

[MR Pink]

Calveless wonder, about the same thing happend to me I was ready to shoot a buddy of my in his glute and my mother came up and he was standing in my room with his pants down....at the time I wasn't juicing myself and my mother knew he came over to get injected (I told her and she was cool with it). The thing was he didn't know my mom knew...so after my mom left he begged me to tel my mom that we weren't gay...

Mr Pink

 

[Dutch windmill]

Calveless wonder, about the same thing happend to me I was ready to shoot a buddy of my in his glute and my mother came up and he was standing in my room with his pants down....at the time I wasn't juicing myself and my mother knew he came over to get injected (I told her and she was cool with it). The thing was he didn't know my mom knew...so after my mom left he begged me to tel my mom that we weren't gay...

Mr Pink

Blwahahahahah

COOL!!!

D.W.

 

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[_Yossarian_]

lmao, thats fucked up..

lol...you guys all lose

i was about to hit my friend in the glutes with some tren/prop....so he had his pants down, and as i'[m getting ready to stick the pin in...one is his roomates woke up randomly and started walking out to go to the kitchen. i managed to hide the pin but i was kneeling down with my friend's ass in front of my face with his pants down lol


his roomate saw this and just did a 180 and walked right back into his room.