steroid bloopers, tell us yours

[magman1]

hahaha...my first cycle, i had no knowledge of AAS, took 1 cc of mexican enanth every week...then i read it was good in ur body for a lil over 10 days, so i started taking 1cc about every 10-11 days...i had clomid, but did not use it.............and one time, i was usinig winny, and my mom caught me shooting red handed, so i couldnt do it at the house any more...so i work at my gym, so id shoot right before my workout...id walk out onto the fitness floor with blood dripping from my bi's, delts, whereever

 

[granby140]

i was giving my friend a bi shot for his first time and i hit his nerve. He started laughing and was like just shoot it dammit. Meanwhile his arm kept jumping arounf the counter top

 

[spyderman19752003]

I was taking some homemade fina; after taking the last shot, I decided to get some water in the syringe and spray it into my mouth through the needle (trying to get the remaining last bit of the good shit). Unfortunately the needle was not screwed on tight because when I pumped the water into my mouth the needle shot into the back of my throat like a dart. I pulled it out and it slightly bled ...but nothing serious. it was kind of scary when it happened.....but now I laugh my ass off and remember how fucking stupid that was.

 

[spyderman19752003]

......stuck needle in only to realize I forgot to push the air out......

I have had that same problem

 

[Snarf]

I was in a rush with my GH shot and bumped the end of the plunger right before I pierced the skin - shot the GH all over my belly. I call it premature injeculation.

 

[Nighthawkk]

Bloopers? Three words... Sust 20gauge Redi-ject

 

[glennds]

[he begged me to tel my mom that we weren't gay...

Mr Pink [/B]

your user name does not exactly support this claim.

 

[Distortion]

Re: hot shot

Well I was trying to shoot my buddy...Well he jumped when I tried ,,he bumped the needle,,,it went through his hand,,,then he pulled his hand away so fast his body came back around and I stabbed him in the back....

I also had some anavar...Well I also have ativan,,,which is a tranqilizer.....I popped 3 ativans by mistake.....I felt so tired I got scared I thought I was dying...Then When I realized it I went to sleep for 16 hours

i dont know why but those two are the funniest things i've read in a while. Its kinda fucked up but picturing him thinking he's dying when he took a tranquilizer seems funny to me.

 

[BigB_79]

I used a 16 gauge needle for sus when I couldn't find 23 gauge ones.

Live and learn.

Damn...Sust through a pipe

 

[Little Rage]

first time i was doing a bi injection i filled the needle, forgot to recap it, sat it on dirty counter, wiped area with alcohol again, injected. Didn't even realize it till after i injected it. It was the worst infection ever. But at least I know how it feels to have a 20.5 inch arm....without flexing.