stereotypes suck

[Lao Tzu]

at least when they apply to me.

Some female friend has a crush on me, and when we hang out her husband thinks i am fucking her.

1. i am not attracted to her physically or psychologically.
2. i am not going to date/fuck a married woman.

Jesus. Do people assume that because im a man that i have no self control, that every woman who is interested in me that i will jump her first chance i get?

Maybe this is tied into my ever-present celibacy. perhaps. either way.

 

[NoDaddyNo]

You sound white. White people are like that.

 

[Raina]

I'd offer an opinion but my brain is too full of recipes and quilt patterns right now.....

 

[Raina]

...but really, almost all of my friends are male and my bf doesn't worry about them. If he had to and lacked for trust in me, then we couldn't really be a couple. I've yet to do anything to betray his trust over the years so he doesn't fret. Plus I'm usually at work, school, or home.....or buying clothes, running up credit cards, driving poorly, and eating ice cream while talking on my cell phone.

 

[Lao Tzu]

You sound white. White people are like that.

fuck that, i have a black friend. Well, hes not really a friend but he comes over to the house and dances the charleston for nickels which he spends on night train.

 

[Lao Tzu]

I'd offer an opinion but my brain is too full of recipes and quilt patterns right now.....

and trying to figure out how to snag a rich man so you can sit around spending his money on yourself

 

[Raina]

Guys in general work really their asses off to support needy helpless manipulative fat chicks who never give them head. They also jerk off a lot and watch sports while drinking beer. They know everything and are like the sheep dogs that keep the poor feeble minded female "sheep" from wandering off cliffs.....

 

[Lao Tzu]

...but really, almost all of my friends are male and my bf doesn't worry about them. If he had to and lacked for trust in me, then we couldn't really be a couple. I've yet to do anything to betray his trust over the years so he doesn't fret. Plus I'm usually at work, school, or home.....or buying clothes, running up credit cards, driving poorly, and eating ice cream while talking on my cell phone.

im offended by the stereotype that because i'm a man i have no self control and will do anything that walks that gives me the green light. Is this the best my gender can shoot for?

Imagine there was a stereotype that all women were like peg bundy. doing & saying anything for attention, selling their dignity, etc just to get attention from people who aren't that great to begin with.

 

[Raina]

Oh!! And men don't have emotions except for anger and jealousy. Sometimes cunning women trick them into thinking they're in love but they only do so to tear their hearts out. Those women critters are evil things....

 

[Lao Tzu]

Guys in general work really their asses off to support needy helpless manipulative fat chicks who never give them head. They also jerk off a lot and watch sports while drinking beer. They know everything and are like the sheep dogs that keep the poor feeble minded female "sheep" from wandering off cliffs.....

hmmm.

1. i wouldn't buy a woman stuff unless i knew she viewed me as a person rather than a tool.
2. dont watch sports except WSM
3. hate beer.


i do know everything though.

 

[Lao Tzu]

LOL. i'm IMing my friend right now and she's telling me that she thinks of me while masturbating. im really starting to feel sorry for her, she is so attracted to me and i am not attracted to her at all. poor woman. Now she says she wants to fuck the shit out of me.

i must say however its a nice feeling to know a woman is attracted to me.

 

[NoDaddyNo]

LOL. i'm IMing my friend right now and she's telling me that she thinks of me while masturbating. im really starting to feel sorry for her, she is so attracted to me and i am not attracted to her at all. poor woman. Now she says she wants to fuck the shit out of me.

i must say however its a nice feeling to know a woman is attracted to me.

1) it would rule if it were really her husband that is on IM.

2) Chinese people can fly.

 

[Lao Tzu]

1) it would rule if it were really her husband that is on IM.

2) Chinese people can fly.

LOL. yes it would. I've never given the indication that i am going to do anything with her though. Hence my distaste of stereotypes. i dont like the stereotype that because i'm a man i have no self control or pickiness.

 

[Taps]

Is she fat? She sounds fat.

 

[Lao Tzu]

Is she fat? She sounds fat.

yes somewhat. 164 or something.

 

[Taps]

What if she weighed 30 lbs less? Would you hit it then (ignoring the whole married thing)?

 

[Lao Tzu]

What if she weighed 30 lbs less? Would you hit it then (ignoring the whole married thing)?

i doubt it. chubby women have never really turned me off. Im just not attracted to her as a person. plus her skin is pockmarked.

 

[Lao Tzu]

here i am, EFs token virgin and nobody is saying anything. assholes.

 

[NoDaddyNo]

nordstrom reminds me a lot of the voice in Running With Scissors.

 

[Lao Tzu]

nordstrom reminds me a lot of the voice in Running With Scissors.

isnt that the new weird al yankovic CD?

 

[NoDaddyNo]

isnt that the new weird al yankovic CD?

Don't know, might be. I was thinking of the book by Augusten Burroughs - whom I think looks damn familiar and I would think maybe he reads Elite except I haven't seen anyone post anything as interesting as I would expect from him.

 

[Generic MALE]

Sometimes cunning women trick them into thinking they're in love but they only do so to tear their hearts out. Those women critters are evil things....

Oh ...I thought you were just kidding until I read this.

 

[atlantabiolab]

at least when they apply to me.

Some female friend has a crush on me, and when we hang out her husband thinks i am fucking her.

1. i am not attracted to her physically or psychologically.
2. i am not going to date/fuck a married woman.

Jesus. Do people assume that because im a man that i have no self control, that every woman who is interested in me that i will jump her first chance i get?

Maybe this is tied into my ever-present celibacy. perhaps. either way.

Ummm...she is married, you are not, and she likes you. Gee...I really can't see why her husband may be worried.

It is not stereotyping, simply reasonable precaution.