Sorry fellas..but BEBE = real

[Deleted member 33117]

you get about as much women as tuc

as a matter of fact tuc is about to get laid here and I dont think you've ever gotten that far

Sorry chief, no good. Refer to the above statements, my medical records show multiple cases of treatment for STD's so that wouldn't hold up in court. Also remember, I live in a college town full of horny chicks and am a bodybuilder, so unless I was gay, and managed to avoid girls slipping roofies with viagra in my drinks (yes I've known a couple ugly fat one's who'e admited to using this tactic), it just isn't possible.

Seriously, come on and get me with a real insult before Shitbox does, I'm sick of him owning me first almost every day.

 

[NJjuice22]

women are crazy.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Very lame thread getting lamer

Well, now you guys are screwed. Bluepeter can at least properly dis someone.. and he has seen the thread.

This thread is extremely fucking lame, orb. I agree. When you have a thread where peeps can't even get a good hit in on me of all people that's about as lame as it gets.

 

[The_Ghost]

Not exactally, because my track record is on the extreme. I've gotten more ass than most of the guys here, at least if what I say is even a half-truth. What you need to do in order to properly own me on this thread is capitolize on the fact that I can't keep a girl around for more than 2 or 3 months, and most of them were not even single to begin with and didn't intend to keep me around when they got involved. What you need to do is come up with a plausable reason WHY they do this, such as a total lack or personality, or my annoyingness and capitolize on that. Silly things like sexual performance or dick size won't work, since I'm above average and have posted pics, and I stay on test year round so never have issues there either. Come on, chief, hit me with your best shot. You can be the first person to own me today if you think fast here. Hurry up before Shitbox jumps in and does it.

Don't worry much about ownage my friend, this is the internet.

I stand by what I said as I have never seen one thing from you to prove to me otherwise.

You gotta learn to take it as well as dish it out, life is too short.

 

[Swiftme]

your medical history my ass

where is it?


you're a fag, plane and simple


fags get no play

 

[NJjuice22]

Not exactally, because my track record is on the extreme. I've gotten more ass than most of the guys here, at least if what I say is even a half-truth. What you need to do in order to properly own me on this thread is capitolize on the fact that I can't keep a girl around for more than 2 or 3 months, and most of them were not even single to begin with and didn't intend to keep me around when they got involved. What you need to do is come up with a plausable reason WHY they do this, such as a total lack or personality, or my annoyingness and capitolize on that. Silly things like sexual performance or dick size won't work, since I'm above average and have posted pics, and I stay on test year round so never have issues there either. Come on, chief, hit me with your best shot. You can be the first person to own me today if you think fast here. Hurry up before Shitbox jumps in and does it.

i think im up there with you in the "getting ass" department brolly.....but i have the opposite problem, i cant get rid of them fast enough, they fall in love almost instantly....

 

[Deleted member 33117]

your medical history my ass

where is it?


you're a fag, plane and simple


fags get no play

You're on to me. My secret is out. I can't help but notice your interest in my gayness though... do you want to see a picture of my penis? We can hook up sometime if you want....

 

[ChefWide]

Not exactally, because my track record is on the extreme. I've gotten more ass than most of the guys here, at least if what I say is even a half-truth. What you need to do in order to properly own me on this thread is capitolize on the fact that I can't keep a girl around for more than 2 or 3 months, and most of them were not even single to begin with and didn't intend to keep me around when they got involved. What you need to do is come up with a plausable reason WHY they do this, such as a total lack or personality, or my annoyingness and capitolize on that. Silly things like sexual performance or dick size won't work, since I'm above average and have posted pics, and I stay on test year round so never have issues there either. Come on, chief, hit me with your best shot. You can be the first person to own me today if you think fast here. Hurry up before Shitbox jumps in and does it.

May I?

You sir, are a bag of hot air that holds interest like a box of stale Nilla Wafers. You wear silly underoo styled briefs, live with your mom and spend more time looking in the mirror than FZ. Your preoccupation with posting dick pics on a predominantly male board doesn't raise any eyebrows nor does your predisposition to sleep with women that are 'involved' or married make you a slimy, repugnant, repulsive, hunch-backed, cloven-hoofed, pusstulant troglodyte. Much.





Now, the reason your girls leave you like a crime scene, is more than likely Ye Olde WhoSpilledTheBeans Effect: you fill them with so much crap that eventually they have to tip the fuck out. The other possibility is the long established 'The Grass on this side of the fence needs fixing' Effect: wherein you paint their home life as way more desirable than fooling around.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

May I?

You sir, are a bag of hot air that holds interest like a box of stale Nilla Wafers. You wear silly underoo styled briefs, live with your mom and spend more time looking in the mirror than FZ. Your preoccupation with posting dick pics on a predominantly male board doesn't raise any eyebrows nor does your predispositon to sleep with women that are 'involved' or married make you a slimey, repugnant, repulsive, hunch-backed, cloven-hooved, pustulant troglodyte. Much.





Now, the reason your girls leave you like a crime scene, is more than likely Ye Olde WhoSpilledTheBeans Effect: you fill them with so much crap that eventually they have to tip the fuck out. The other possiblity is the long established 'The Grass on this side of the fence needs fixing' Effect: wherein you paint their homelife as way more desirable than fooling around.

I just got owned. Hey repost that in the Offical Insult BBF thread I just made. That was pretty good, orb. Oh, I don't live with my mom by the way. I live alone in an apt in College Station. Other than that, it was pretty good though.

Now why in the fuck couldn't you guys do that... it tookhim all of 20 seconds to type that?

 

[Deleted member 33117]

ChefWide, I tried to karmatize you but I ahve to spread it around... remind me tomarrow.