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post the lyrics to a song that makes you laugh when you listen to it.
one that came to my mind is one that my buddies dad wrote,its funny shit imo
HOW'S ERNIE (Fred Eaglesmith)
Contributed by: Fred Eaton
Well I don't miss her anymore, the way that I used to.
Was a time when my heart was broke, but somehow I got through.
Still, her father became my best friend, that's one thing for sure.
Funny how I miss him, a lot more than her.
Chorus:
"How's Ernie?", hey that's what I would say,
If I wrote her a letter or I called her up one day.
"How's Ernie?" You know it ended up real bad.
But I don't miss her anymore, though I sure do miss her dad.
He was kind of deaf in one ear, so I'd kind of have to shout.
We'd talk guns and horses 'til the lights went out.
Why, we'd stay up 'til midnight, drinking whisky and water,
And he'd pretend not to know I was sleeping with his daughter.
(Chorus)
But I was young and foolish. How was I to know
Hey, the price I'd for my mistakes was to up and watch her go?
And I don't mind that she went and done what I guess she had to do.
No, I don't mind, but I wonder why she had to take him too!
(Chorus)
But I don't miss her anymore, though I sure do miss her dad.
one that came to my mind is one that my buddies dad wrote,its funny shit imo
HOW'S ERNIE (Fred Eaglesmith)
Contributed by: Fred Eaton
Well I don't miss her anymore, the way that I used to.
Was a time when my heart was broke, but somehow I got through.
Still, her father became my best friend, that's one thing for sure.
Funny how I miss him, a lot more than her.
Chorus:
"How's Ernie?", hey that's what I would say,
If I wrote her a letter or I called her up one day.
"How's Ernie?" You know it ended up real bad.
But I don't miss her anymore, though I sure do miss her dad.
He was kind of deaf in one ear, so I'd kind of have to shout.
We'd talk guns and horses 'til the lights went out.
Why, we'd stay up 'til midnight, drinking whisky and water,
And he'd pretend not to know I was sleeping with his daughter.
(Chorus)
But I was young and foolish. How was I to know
Hey, the price I'd for my mistakes was to up and watch her go?
And I don't mind that she went and done what I guess she had to do.
No, I don't mind, but I wonder why she had to take him too!
(Chorus)
But I don't miss her anymore, though I sure do miss her dad.
