Somthin to show your friends your huge.

[tp8181]

Ask someone if they have ever seen hair grow on steel....they will say no.....flex your arm and say "now you have."


This one works good wearing a short sleeve shirt.

(you) I got arrested yesterday.

(girl) What for?!?!?

(you) Pull up your sleeve and flex and say "for carrying concealed weapons."


Another good one.

(you) Tell your buddy you got a job at your local airport.

(buddy) You did? Doing what?

(you) Turnaround and tell him they are using your back for a run-way.

 

[supersizeme]

lmao this is funny shit. i use the bandaid one all time.

THE GUN SHOW BABY!!@!@# lol



also another good one to use is just look at someone and break out of one of your guns and simply say, "Hey these aren't implants."
i have a non-working out friend with no guns who breaks that one out all the time. kills me every time...

 

[crimson coal]

OMG!...LOL.......I only knew the one!! Gonna try the landing strip on my wife later!

 

[karde]

Hahah, those are cracking me up. Gotta try some on my GF, we both last at silly jokes like that.

 

[rohadawg]

very nice

 

[broken]

Sorry to bring this old thread back up, but I just saw it.

Here's one to use on your bros:

Go up to your buddy and say, "Bro, you got a thread hanging from your sleeve." Then reach out to his sleeve as if you were going to pull the string off for him, and then say, "Oh wait. That's your arm."

 

[liquidanny]

hehe..you guys fucking crap me up.

 

[frorider6]

Gotta bump a classic

 

[bigterm]

someone just told me this the other day.(it was even funnier because he was so skinny):

"did you hear about those animals that escaped from the zoo?"

---"no"

"yeah, they were pythons!!"(insert double bicep flex)

 

[Jowers]

How did ya'll get ahold of the lines that I use to pick up the women.