Somthin to show your friends your huge.

[moto-racer-1]

Tickets to the gun show. Thats cool Bro!!!

 

[Dillon35]

Walk up to your buddies in the gym and ask.......Hey!...Do you have tickets? and when they ask.."for what?" You flex your big assed arm and say..."To the gun show baby!!

 

[SuperStud79]

I've always like this one:

Have you seen my beach ball? It's about this big. (Most Muscular)

And I kicked it......(Point at Quad and flex it),

Over there! (Flex one arm and point and bring the other back to point in a biceps flex over your head)

Women love it!

 

[frorider6]

bump

 

[lifter64]

A licinse to carry these guns. . . that's great!

 

[BigAndy69]

How about this!!


You wanna see Billy?

Billy who?

Billy Bicep!!!!!! ......then flex your bicep LOL


Or


You wanna see Tommy?

Tommy who?

Tommy tricep!!!! .... then strike a tricep pose right in front of the person.

Tommy tricep, lmao

 

[XXXL]

i knew it, you guys work out at my gym.

the old classic is when someone asks you what time it is

 

[Travbedaman]

(You) Do you have a few rolls of tape?

(co-worker) No, why?

(You) Because I`m so ripped! (Flex whatever you want now.)

 

[rugger]

I am having a glass of wine to go with all this cheese.

Rugger

 

[kevin7]

LOL

That's some of the cheesiest stuff I've every seen.. but it's hilarious and I'm trying to remember 'em so I can use 'em on my girl later