Sometimes I Wonder.........

[H_T_]

about you fucking brainiacs. how do you get away with posting things that are neither interesting, entertaining or funny? is it like opening the phone book and pointing to a random name? "Johnson, Navin R... Sounds like a typical bastard." i get a fucking vein in my neck and forehead from some of the shit i see here. and do you know how pissed off you have to get me to make me wish that bad things will happen to you? but you achieve that, daily! my honest belief is that your dads never loved you enough to administer the right of passage asswhipping to prepare for future times when you open that septic field of a mouth. i especially love those links to what are basically homepages to most of us, to the huge story of the day, like you're goddam Lois Lane, scoopin' CNN, wtf? did you think we would have never heard that (whatever big story/deal) happened? the only thing you have in common with Margot Kidder is that you like hiding naked in peoples shrubberies........i hate your parents for all of that positive reinforcement they gave you, unmerited, every bit of it. it's caused you to think that you are an integral part of any conversation, no matter what idiocy you'll be waxing forth. i mean, i could handle Trekkies or those fucking Deadheads before some of you. i have to stop now, because i could go on for an hour or so with the insults. so, in essence, STFU, some of you.

 

[Phenom78]

Can someone turn down the suck volume on HT's posts

 

[foreigngirl]

isnt this a repost


btw - cliff notes plz

 

[Phenom78]

isnt this a repost


btw - cliff notes plz

He's frustrated by political posts he disagrees with but isn't equipped to argue against.

So instead he feels entitled to share his frustration with the rest of the world who apparently is supposed to give a shit.

 

[DieselGunz]

He's frustrated by political posts he disagrees with but isn't equipped to argue against.

So instead he feels entitled to share his frustration with the rest of the world who apparently is supposed to give a shit.

thanx good job

 

[c00per]

It's good to vent ... otherwise you end up like this

 

[foreigngirl]

lol..I came to like half of the post and my eyes started hurtnig


HT, separate paragraphs sometimes plz. Its easier to read

 

[H_T_]

He's frustrated by political posts he disagrees with but isn't equipped to argue against.

So instead he feels entitled to share his frustration with the rest of the world who apparently is supposed to give a shit.

you can only get away with that over the internet. take the tissue boxes off your feet, go to a pub and spew that shit you sell, Arthur. you'll be picking up your teeth with broken fingers.

 

[Phenom78]

He's right

I am a dick

That's the first insightful post I've read from him.

 

[H_T_]

lol..I came to like half of the post and my eyes started hurtnig


HT, separate paragraphs sometimes plz. Its easier to read

maybe i should post pics of my lily white ass and ask for opinions.

 

[foreigngirl]

maybe i should post pics of my lily white ass and ask for opinions.

oh, goody, that would be wonderfull


c'mon, hurry, I gotta go to sleap and I want to see your white ass first

 

[Phenom78]

you can only get away with that over the internet. take the tissue boxes off your feet, go to a pub and spew that shit you sell, Arthur. you'll be picking up your teeth with broken fingers.

LOL

You're right. I'm very demure in real life.

But this is the net so your shit out of luck

 

[H_T_]

LOL

You're right. I'm very demure in real life.

But this is the net so your shit out of luck

Art, i know you love playing super-intellect. but pray tell, why here? does someone of your mental magnitude even find it neccessary to exercise? or do you just prey on the women with low self-esteem?

 

[H_T_]

oh, goody, that would be wonderfull


c'mon, hurry, I gotta go to sleap and I want to see your white ass first

actually, most of the women here know what i look like.

 

[Phenom78]

Art, i know you love playing super-intellect. but pray tell, why here? does someone of your mental magnitude even find it neccessary to exercise? or do you just prey on the women with low self-esteem?

I do some pilates. Well, more accurately, I watch other people do it on tv till I get bored. Then I order in food.

Low self esteem, poor vision, mental deficiency or disorders.

It's all good bro

 

[foreigngirl]

actually, most of the women here know what i look like.

well, thanks, that was a jab that hurts

 

[H_T_]

I do some pilates. Well, more accurately, I watch other people do it on tv till I get bored. Then I order in food.

Low self esteem, poor vision, mental deficiency or disorders.

It's all good bro

ooooh. hey, was that sarcasm? whoah, i almost missed it. real subtle.

 

[H_T_]

well, thanks, that was a jab that hurts

bye.

 

[Phenom78]

ooooh. hey, was that sarcasm? whoah, i almost missed it. real subtle.

I'll include notes at the end of my posts to help you keep up.





Note: The above was sarcasm. I don't actually intend to include notes to help you keep up.

In truth I find your inability to do so amusing.

 

[Longhorn85]

i especially love those links to what are basically homepages to most of us

I agree that doing this is pointless if your intent is to simply say, "hey, look, this happened" as if you're Scoop Jackson. That happens a lot on C&C.

Different if you are selecting an interesting, emerging topic and either stating a provocative opinion which generates discussion, or providing some type of original analysis.

 

[H_T_]

I'll include notes at the end of my posts to help you keep up.





Note: The above was sarcasm. I don't actually intend to include notes to help you keep up.

In truth I find your inability to do so amusing.

Artie, you're a douche. and a stalker freak. right? isn't that what i heard? but anyway, it's only the internet, so how bad can you be?

 

[H_T_]

I agree that doing this is pointless if your intent is to simply say, "hey, look, this happened" as if you're Scoop Jackson. That happens a lot on C&C.

Different if you are selecting an interesting, emerging topic and either stating a provocative opinion which generates discussion, or providing some type of original analysis.

jeezum crow. thank you. i guess these guys really do not ever leave EF. btw- Arthur drinks pee.

 

[Phenom78]

Artie, you're a douche. and a stalker freak. right? isn't that what i heard? but anyway, it's only the internet, so how bad can you be?

Exactly. Hardly worth getting constipated over.


In the future Ill try to do a better job of pretending you're special too, that way you won't feel so inadequate all the time.

 

[H_T_]

Exactly. Hardly worth getting constipated over.


In the future Ill try to do a better job of pretending you're special too, that way you won't feel so inadequate all the time.

you wanna see my cock, bro? just ask.

 

[Phenom78]

you wanna see my cock, bro? just ask.

Nah man.

Then I'd feel obliged to say something nice like "hey that's almost adequate in size" and I hate being put on the spot and having to lie about stupid shit like that just to protect the other persons feelings.

Then when I don't some dumb asshole will start an incoherent rant along the lines of " Sometimes I wonder" and I'll be the bad guy for picking on the retarded kid again.

It's a vicious cycle bro.

 

[samoth]

I'd post more interesting stuff, but I try hard to retain my nerdish persona, and wouldn't want to tarnish my Trekkie image here.

"Attention all hands! This is the captain! There is an intruder alert; capture and retain Mr. HumanTarget!"

"Mr. Data, see if you can locate him using auxillary sensors."

 

[H_T_]

Nah man.

Then I'd feel obliged to say something nice like "hey that's almost adequate in size" and I hate being put on the spot and having to lie about stupid shit like that just to protect the other persons feelings.

Then when I don't some dumb asshole will start an incoherent rant along the lines of " Sometimes I wonder" and I'll be the bad guy for picking on the retarded kid again.

It's a vicious cycle bro.

you really think you're getting the best of me? thas' funny shit. because in all honesty, i disregard everything you post. nothing you say is interesting, funny or entertaining. i hope you drive a real nice car, cuz i bet the rap you throw is as weak as your Big 3. (that's a weightlifting thing. the Squat, the Deadlift and the Bench Press are considered the big 3.) i figgered that i'd `splain that to you, since this is a fitness site. and i also believe that what you tolerate, you cannot change. hence the rant about, well, you & a lot of the other BOR-ING threads i see. sorry if i got you cranky, Bubie.

 

[samoth]

you really think you're getting the best of me? thas' funny shit. because in all honesty, i disregard everything you post. nothing you say is interesting, funny or entertaining. i hope you drive a real nice car, cuz i bet the rap you throw is as weak as your Big 3. (that's a weightlifting thing. the Squat, the Deadlift and the Bench Press are considered the big 3.) i figgered that i'd `splain that to you, since this is a fitness site. and i also believe that what you tolerate, you cannot change. hence the rant about, well, you & a lot of the other BOR-ING threads i see. sorry if i got you cranky, Bubie.

What's with the voluminous posts? If you weren't such a benzo head, I'd almost mistakenly label you a tweaker...

 

[Phenom78]

you really think you're getting the best of me? thas' funny shit. because in all honesty, i disregard everything you post. nothing you say is interesting, funny or entertaining. i hope you drive a real nice car, cuz i bet the rap you throw is as weak as your Big 3. (that's a weightlifting thing. the Squat, the Deadlift and the Bench Press are considered the big 3.) i figgered that i'd `splain that to you, since this is a fitness site. and i also believe that what you tolerate, you cannot change. hence the rant about, well, you & a lot of the other BOR-ING threads i see. sorry if i got you cranky, Bubie.

LOL

I kind of lost interest after "getting the best of me"

So let me just throw in a lot of " uh huh"'s and "yeah, I can see that"'s so that you don't feel frustrated about having wasted your time and decide to post up pics of your cock in spite.

 

[swole]

i think threads like this are the best ones in c&c, seriously

they show who is "with it"

humantarget = he just gets it.

fuck the haters. phenom, i don't mean you. i overlooked every post you made in this thread.

 

[Smurfy]

He's frustrated by political posts he disagrees with but isn't equipped to argue against.

So instead he feels entitled to share his frustration with the rest of the world who apparently is supposed to give a shit.

Seems that way.

 

[H_T_]

Seems that way.

don't even get me started on you, Hortence. lol.

 

[Smurfy]

don't even get me started on you, Hortence. lol.

What have you become?



brb googling Hortence

 

[Smurfy]

http://www.uoguelph.ca/~wcolem01/pageone.html

OK I'll take that. I've been called worse.

 

[H_T_]

What have you become?



brb googling Hortence

^^^^extreme makeover candidate.

 

[Smurfy]

^^^^extreme makeover candidate.

I'm beautiful, I don't know what you're talking about. Your personality needs a makeover. They should make a reality show about giving people new personalities so that they can function better in the world. You'd be a good candidate.

 

[H_T_]

I'm beautiful, I don't know what you're talking about. Your personality needs a makeover. They should make a reality show about giving people new personalities so that they can function better in the world. You'd be a good candidate.

lol. you're a train wreck. donate those clothes you'll never fit into again to the thinner people who could use them.

 

[Smurfy]

lol. you're a train wreck. donate those clothes you'll never fit into again to the thinner people who could use them.

whoa. hey. that cuts like an e-knife.

 

[the-short-one]

so, my thread on cow tipping lacks depth? I was shooting for exestencial genius with a hint of hip, cult classic.

I totally missed, huh?

 

[reno240]

so, my thread on cow tipping lacks depth? I was shooting for exestencial genius with a hint of hip, cult classic.

I totally missed, huh?

Nope - that's what I got from it.

 

[H_T_]

so, my thread on cow tipping lacks depth? I was shooting for exestencial genius with a hint of hip, cult classic.

I totally missed, huh?

it'd be cool if you could butcher a cow like you do the English language.

 

[the-short-one]

it'd be cool if you could butcher a cow like you do the English language.

sshhhhh. no one here is smart enough to figure that out except you. they all think I know what I'm talking about.

 

[H_T_]

sshhhhh. no one here is smart enough to figure that out except you. they all think I know what I'm talking about.

and they're ultra-sensitive, too. i make a rant thread about shitty posts and everyone comes in assuming i'm talking about them. i think it says something about their self-confidence. or something.

 

[the-short-one]

and they're ultra-sensitive, too. i make a rant thread about shitty posts and everyone comes in assuming i'm talking about them. i think it says something about their self-confidence. or something.

a lot of people like you and respect you here. when they see you curling you EF lip at the admittedly shallow and pointless threads that they make, they get their EF feelings hurt. or something.

I, however, do not care what you think of my deeply thoughtful cow tipping thread, or my slaughtering of the English language. or my bad spelling. or my ass. All I care about is that you bring back that sharp whit and dark humor that I love so much, and that most others don't get. I'm starting to worry about you. Bring Jesus back.

 

[H_T_]

a lot of people like you and respect you here. when they see you curling you EF lip at the admittedly shallow and pointless threads that they make, they get their EF feelings hurt. or something.

I, however, do not care what you think of my deeply thoughtful cow tipping thread, or my slaughtering of the English language. or my bad spelling. or my ass. All I care about is that you bring back that sharp whit and dark humor that I love so much, and that most others don't get. I'm starting to worry about you. Bring Jesus back.

i'll do my best SweetPea.

 

[the-short-one]

i'll do my best SweetPea.

ouch. lolol


I want you to know that I've refrained from using that phrase. I'm going to save it for just the right occasion, and just the right person.

 

[H_T_]

ouch. lolol


I want you to know that I've refrained from using that phrase. I'm going to save it for just the right occasion, and just the right person.

don't do that. i'm not like damaged over it, i actually like remembering that girl, she was A-O-fucking -K. great to me. i'm just an impossible, brooding asshole.....

 

[stilleto]

don't do that. i'm not like damaged over it, i actually like remembering that girl, she was A-O-fucking -K. great to me. i'm just an impossible, brooding asshole.....

who's sweetpea?
isn't that popeye's kid?

 

[H_T_]

who's sweetpea?
isn't that popeye's kid?

it's the Southwest version of Darlin'.....

 

[heatherrae]

I do some pilates. Well, more accurately, I watch other people do it on tv till I get bored. Then I order in food.

Low self esteem, poor vision, mental deficiency or disorders.

It's all good bro

ROFL

 

[stilleto]

it's the Southwest version of Darlin'.....

ohhhhhhhh. i don't speak "sappy sweet".

 

[H_T_]

ohhhhhhhh. i don't speak "sappy sweet".

yes you do. thick like sap.

 

[the-short-one]

don't do that. i'm not like damaged over it, i actually like remembering that girl, she was A-O-fucking -K. great to me. i'm just an impossible, brooding asshole.....

well, yeah. but the person I'm saving it for is you, sweet pea. lololol



it was the perfect moment. i couldn't help myself.

 

[H_T_]

well, yeah. but the person I'm saving it for is you, sweet pea. lololol



it was the perfect moment. i couldn't help myself.

so, i'm pretty sure i was going thru withdrawals. i hadn't had a xanax in 2 days, and i got a real bad headache this morning. i just took one and the world is beautiful now. i'm a fucking addict. lovely.

 

[the-short-one]

so, i'm pretty sure i was going thru withdrawals. i hadn't had a xanax in 2 days, and i got a real bad headache this morning. i just took one and the world is beautiful now. i'm a fucking addict. lovely.

it could be worse. you could be addicted to Stilleto.

 

[H_T_]

it could be worse. you could be addicted to Stilleto.

i'd rather try "weening" myself off of Stilleto than these.

 

[stilleto]

i'd rather try "weening" myself off of Stilleto than these.

 

[the-short-one]

i'd rather try "weening" myself off of Stilleto than these.

so. now that you're mr. happy again, you should show us your package or something. we need some gratuitous sex stuff up in this thread.

 

[H_T_]

basically. if she were my mom.........you know. i'd be the only kid in high school still breast feeding...

 

[Phenom78]

LOL

This thread is even funnier fully awake.

 

[stilleto]

you're a smart gal, that short one.

 

[the-short-one]

you're a smart gal, that short one.

no. I just do a really good job of pretending I am.

 

[stilleto]

no. I just do a really good job of pretending I am.

(mentioning gratuitous sex is always smart)

 

[H_T_]

no. I just do a really good job of pretending I am.

i don't have any pron on the work comps. i'll have to do it when i get home.

 

[the-short-one]

i don't have any pron on the work comps. i'll have to do it when i get home.

no porn at work? you need a new job.

 

[H_T_]

no porn at work? you need a new job.

there's always your gallery....

 

[Spartacus]

about you fucking brainiacs. how do you get away with posting things that are neither interesting, entertaining or funny? is it like opening the phone book and pointing to a random name? "Johnson, Navin R... Sounds like a typical bastard." i get a fucking vein in my neck and forehead from some of the shit i see here. and do you know how pissed off you have to get me to make me wish that bad things will happen to you? but you achieve that, daily! my honest belief is that your dads never loved you enough to administer the right of passage asswhipping to prepare for future times when you open that septic field of a mouth. i especially love those links to what are basically homepages to most of us, to the huge story of the day, like you're goddam Lois Lane, scoopin' CNN, wtf? did you think we would have never heard that (whatever big story/deal) happened? the only thing you have in common with Margot Kidder is that you like hiding naked in peoples shrubberies........i hate your parents for all of that positive reinforcement they gave you, unmerited, every bit of it. it's caused you to think that you are an integral part of any conversation, no matter what idiocy you'll be waxing forth. i mean, i could handle Trekkies or those fucking Deadheads before some of you. i have to stop now, because i could go on for an hour or so with the insults. so, in essence, STFU, some of you.

cliff notes
or have you not learned

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

about you fucking brainiacs. how do you get away with posting things that are neither interesting, entertaining or funny? is it like opening the phone book and pointing to a random name? "Johnson, Navin R... Sounds like a typical bastard." i get a fucking vein in my neck and forehead from some of the shit i see here. and do you know how pissed off you have to get me to make me wish that bad things will happen to you? but you achieve that, daily! my honest belief is that your dads never loved you enough to administer the right of passage asswhipping to prepare for future times when you open that septic field of a mouth. i especially love those links to what are basically homepages to most of us, to the huge story of the day, like you're goddam Lois Lane, scoopin' CNN, wtf? did you think we would have never heard that (whatever big story/deal) happened? the only thing you have in common with Margot Kidder is that you like hiding naked in peoples shrubberies........i hate your parents for all of that positive reinforcement they gave you, unmerited, every bit of it. it's caused you to think that you are an integral part of any conversation, no matter what idiocy you'll be waxing forth. i mean, i could handle Trekkies or those fucking Deadheads before some of you. i have to stop now, because i could go on for an hour or so with the insults. so, in essence, STFU, some of you.

Like this-

 

[H_T_]

Like this-

atleast one person has got it.

 

[the-short-one]

there's always your gallery....

so true. my gift to the working world.

 

[H_T_]

so true. my gift to the working world.

ahhhh, my sweet, sweet, little wood merchant.

 

[Mr. dB]

about you fucking brainiacs. how do you get away with posting things that are neither interesting, entertaining or funny? is it like opening the phone book and pointing to a random name? "Johnson, Navin R... Sounds like a typical bastard." i get a fucking vein in my neck and forehead from some of the shit i see here. and do you know how pissed off you have to get me to make me wish that bad things will happen to you? but you achieve that, daily! my honest belief is that your dads never loved you enough to administer the right of passage asswhipping to prepare for future times when you open that septic field of a mouth. i especially love those links to what are basically homepages to most of us, to the huge story of the day, like you're goddam Lois Lane, scoopin' CNN, wtf? did you think we would have never heard that (whatever big story/deal) happened? the only thing you have in common with Margot Kidder is that you like hiding naked in peoples shrubberies........i hate your parents for all of that positive reinforcement they gave you, unmerited, every bit of it. it's caused you to think that you are an integral part of any conversation, no matter what idiocy you'll be waxing forth. i mean, i could handle Trekkies or those fucking Deadheads before some of you. i have to stop now, because i could go on for an hour or so with the insults. so, in essence, STFU, some of you.

Someone hates these cans.

 

[H_T_]

Someone hates these cans.

i was dying inside over that almost wasted reference.

 

[samoth]

it'd be cool if you could butcher a cow like you do the English language.

LOL

BTW, stay off my !

 

[Gambino]

damn ht, what happened to the fun loving detroiter i used to know?
you seem pissy as of late

and why would you call smurfy out like that? she's one of the best
bors around wtf

 

[H_T_]

damn ht, what happened to the fun loving detroiter i used to know?
you seem pissy as of late

and why would you call smurfy out like that? she's one of the best
bors around wtf

people change.

 

[Gambino]

people change.

substance abuse is a bitch

 

[stilleto]

people change.

some people change as often as perkele changes his underwear.


























every few months.

 

[H_T_]

substance abuse is a bitch

is it abuse when it's prescribed? i know Rush didn't abuse, he was a victim.

 

[Gambino]

is it abuse when it's prescribed? i know Rush didn't abuse, he was a victim.

if you abuse or are "abused" then yes you are a victim.

looll at you making a jab about rush towards me.
i just like his program but don't live his life are ordeals
so gimme a fucking break

 

[H_T_]

if you abuse or are "abused" then yes you are a victim.

looll at you making a jab about rush towards me.
i just like his program but don't live his life are ordeals
so gimme a fucking break

i was just illustrating a point, sort of......docs don't cure much anymore, and, in an earlier post i had said that it seems that a lot of these people never get well again after being introduced to certain drugs.

 

[Gambino]

i was just illustrating a point, sort of......docs don't cure much anymore, and, in an earlier post i had said that it seems that a lot of these people never get well again after being introduced to certain drugs.

i never wanted to fuck around with xannies or clopid (sp?), or any pills for that matter...i have some injuries so i got steady vicodin but i rarely take them.
i'm through discussing my habit on here...i'm becoming a cheezy caricature

 

[foreigngirl]

lol....5 pages.....How many times did this thread change subject?

 

[Lumberg]

take a deep breath. breathe with your belly.

 

[Gambino]

lol....5 pages.....How many times did this thread change subject?

i get you confused with angel a lot

 

[Gambino]

take a deep breath. breathe with your belly.

are you blazed up lumberg?

 

[foreigngirl]

i get you confused with angel a lot

wtf? I hate you

 

[H_T_]

i get you confused with angel a lot

is it the wild, unkempt hair?

 

[Gambino]

wtf? I hate you

love you, love you tender

 

[foreigngirl]

is it the wild, unkempt hair?

wtf? my hair is not wild and unkept. Its tidy as on those show horses...lol

 

[foreigngirl]

love you, love you tender

Elvis sucks

 

[swole]

wtf? I hate you

 

[H_T_]

love you, love you tender

i bet both those bitches would fight someone at the drop of a hat. i wonder how many bars Angel & Needto aren't allowed in.....

 

[foreigngirl]

oh, Jesus Christ, here comes The-Frisky_opssessed-dude

 

[Gambino]

i bet both those bitches would fight someone at the drop of a hat. i wonder how many bars Angel & Needto aren't allowed in.....

yeah i could def see a some domestic disputes taking place...


super ollo at the studded braclet in swole's pic

 

[H_T_]

Swole's looking thick. doesn't even hang out with the juicers.

 

[Gambino]

yeah swole you a juicy juicer?

 

[samoth]

i never wanted to fuck around with xannies or clopid (sp?), or any pills for that matter...i have some injuries so i got steady vicodin but i rarely take them.
i'm through discussing my habit on here...i'm becoming a cheezy caricature

Klonopin, or clonazepam, you pill-illiterate oaf.

Now move along, and pop some more Rx pain killers if it hurts too much to walk.

 

[samoth]

Swole's looking thick. doesn't even hang out with the juicers.

OMG!

He looks like someone that *gasps* works out!!

QUICK! CATCH HIM! KILL HIM!! DON'T LET HIM EXCAPE!!!

 

[swole]

Swole's looking thick. doesn't even hang out with the juicers.

Thanks bro.

It's ironic that I frequent another chat board (small community) to get my training, diet and supplement info (aka, juice) considering this is the "most controversial site on the net"

Honestly all you need to do on EF is run a search. There's no reason in blood stained white pants on a 5th grade bitch's ass that people need to ask questions. All the info is already archived.