Sometimes, I Wish I Was an Old Lady.....

[H_T_]

or Blueta. just because i could wrap myself in an awful blue sweater and complain about how cold it is in August. no one would give any thought to how you are dressed, because you're an old lady. and old ladies dress funny. being an old lady seems so care free, to have almost nothing sensible to say and to never run out of these wacky topics. to have a cat or cats as your best friend, or better yet, a best friend who is stone deaf. someone to just talk at, like a gaddam stone wall. and then there would be the old lady tv shows. like Murder She Wrote or that other one with Dick Van Dyke. or Father Dowling Mysteries. ahhh, the twilight years....

 

[Raptorex]

meanie...she is hot.

 

[H_T_]

meanie...she is hot.

that comment is in direct violation of the anti flirt thing.

 

[swole]

dude you're crazy, being an old man is 10x cooler, think about it

we get to be pervs, we can look suave & cute with suits, we can rock leather sandals with dress socks and wife beaters, our grandkids will love us, our hips won't break, we'll be bald, we can swear in public

 

[swole]

on a side note, i saw blueta running into a dress barn because they were having 2for1 on lapel pins

 

[heatherrae]

or Blueta. just because i could wrap myself in an awful blue sweater and complain about how cold it is in August. no one would give any thought to how you are dressed, because you're an old lady. and old ladies dress funny. being an old lady seems so care free, to have almost nothing sensible to say and to never run out of these wacky topics. to have a cat or cats as your best friend, or better yet, a best friend who is stone deaf. someone to just talk at, like a gaddam stone wall. and then there would be the old lady tv shows. like Murder She Wrote or that other one with Dick Van Dyke. or Father Dowling Mysteries. ahhh, the twilight years....

We wish you were an old woman, too, because then you would be that much closer to death.


HTH

 

[H_T_]

dude you're crazy, being an old man is 10x cooler, think about it

we get to be pervs, we can look suave & cute with suits, we can rock leather sandals with dress socks and wife beaters, our grandkids will love us, our hips won't break, we'll be bald, we can swear in public

an ever flaccid cack sounds fun, too.

 

[H_T_]

We wish you were an old woman, too, because then you would be that much closer to death.


HTH

stfu & i'll let you value size the next combo meal i buy you at BK, alright?

 

[BBR100]

meanie...she is hot.

you got that right! and a great heart too!

 

[bw1]

stfu & i'll let you value size the next combo meal i buy you at BK, alright?

LMFAO!