Sometimes, I Wish I Was an Old Lady.....

[blueta2]

tell us about when shoes were invented. on the first day, when the rocks got hot...

well, that was a long time ago and my memory is not as good as it used to be, but I can tell you about when Cleopatra and I went clubbing ;-)

 

[H_T_]

It sure as hell seems like longer to me! lol.

are you getting a C-section? i would, if i were you. you're shit is going to be all blown out if you don't....

 

[cindylou]

You must be kidding.

All of your organs, bones, etc have some painful malady. You can hardly get around.

Your house is falling apart and your kids have their own families and houses to care for.

You have so many damned cats because your spouse passed on before you did, and you are lonely.

You realize that you are dressed crazy, but you don't have money to buy clothing all the time out of your social security check. As a matter of fact, you have to choose between food and paying for your prescription meds.

Growing old sucks.

Both my grandma's enjoy it. They have plenty of money. You spend less when you get older, plus you have lots saved if you are smart.

Brick homes dont fall apart ; but yes the body does, that is true.

Growing old does not HAVE to suck but yes if the spouse goes it would be lonley......

pessimist!!

 

[H_T_]

"Go on now, you've spent your hour."

 

[blueta2]

I already live alone and have 3 cats and my body is aching....I thought I would get a head start on Super old age ;-)

 

[H_T_]

you left out the celibate companionship...

 

[LuluDeren]

dude you're crazy, being an old man is 10x cooler, think about it

we get to be pervs, we can look suave & cute with suits, we can rock leather sandals with dress socks and wife beaters, our grandkids will love us, our hips won't break, we'll be bald, we can swear in public

...AN-NDDD, you can obsess about bowel movements, carrying them around in airtight plexiglass cubes for easier display as you describe the stool sample's intimate undulations....FOR EVERYONE.

 

[LuluDeren]

Dress Barn...you Amercicans have so many stores that end in "barn"...haha!

Fleet Farm's got some great coveralls!

 

[blueta2]

...AN-NDDD, you can obsess about bowel movements, carrying them around in airtight plexiglass cubes for easier display as you describe the stool sample's intimate undulations....FOR EVERYONE.

Old men do that?

 

[LuluDeren]

Old men do that?

Dear god, yes...in nursing homes they sure do, sans the cubes, though.