Someone get on Cougarlife, maybe SD?

[Captain FT]

Cougar Life - Dating Website for Women Looking to Catch Younger Men

We need another epic SD thread, lets start on Cougarlife.com and start pulling some profile pics and descriptions in here. I'd do it but I'm happily married and the last thing I need is my wife finding that I joined cougarlife or something like that, so I won't even think about it.

 

[mrplunkey]

^^^ Good idea.

This thread would have great potential.

 

[Captain FT]

This message is Plunky approved

 

[mrplunkey]

We need one of our younger, more ripped members to donate pics.

SD could own/manage the account

We could all provide ongoing content in response to teh wimminz.

 

[Captain FT]

We need one of our younger, more ripped members to donate pics.

SD could own/manage the account

We could all provide ongoing content in response to teh wimminz.

Have Gladiator as the profile pic with username - 6PL8VIBRAMSQUAT

 

[mrplunkey]

Have Gladiator as the profile pic with username - 6PL8VIBRAMSQUAT

I can see the profile now:

Hello ladies! My name is Thad and I'm 22 years old. I love hiking, snowboarding and working out. If you want anything from a young, fun boy-toy to just some arm-candy for your night out on the town, I'm your man.

 

[Rachel...lol]

we should use my mom! She's always looking for dates.

She's in the middle - too old?

 

[Cory151]

we should use my mom! She's always looking for dates.

She's in the middle - too old?

If you need a wingman, I'll take the one on the right

 

[Captain FT]

Rach, we need the profile to be "The Cub" so we can get profiles of the women.

 

[Rachel...lol]

oh dang I misunderstood - won't be the first time

 

[75th]

I very much enjoy this idea.

 

[wootoom]

I like the one on the right..your mom is pretty Rach!

 

[-SD-]

fly-to-fuck rach's mom.

 

[-SD-]

we should use my mom! She's always looking for dates.

She's in the middle - too old?

your mom is the hottest one in that pic. how old is she

 

[-SD-]

Oh and im down with this action.
Teh Jacket + Teh Motorcycle = cougar prey

 

[wootoom]

nice life

 

[binö]

o-ring pics of mommy plz

 

[-SD-]

o-ring pics of mommy plz

bleached

 

[digimon7068]

your mom is the hottest one in that pic. how old is she

ooooh, look at me...i'm lookin' for teh cougar life.

 

[mrplunkey]

Oh and im down with this action.
Teh Jacket + Teh Motorcycle = cougar prey

gogo cougar bait!

This thread could potentially unveil the true power of the Internet.

 

[Rachel...lol]

that picture is probably ... 2 yrs old. She's 51

 

[Captain FT]

Get on it SD, lets make this happen.

 

[redshirt27se]

we should use my mom! She's always looking for dates.

She's in the middle - too old?

LOL @ being down for a new step dad younger than yourself.


ps: ill love your mom for money only

 

[iggy]

lol @t cougarlife. I have a buddy who uses cougar911....

he's only ran into overweight psycho's though.

If you really want to make it interesting, we could have a contest where we could make profiles on a dating website and see how many numbers you can close in a set amount of time. Winner would get real cash, and karma.

my only rule is miplank can't be in the contest

 

[Rachel...lol]

i've never heard of these cougar things you're talking about - I mean I've heard of women, but not Cougar911 & Cougarlife?

 

[iggy]

you should join rach. i would bet you i could get more dates than you could on the site....

 

[-SD-]

you should join rach. i would bet you i could get more dates than you could on the site....

shes not even 30 yet i dnt think. but no matter, if she joined it would be pandamonium.

 

[Rachel...lol]

i'll be 28 next month - i'm still in the stage where I dig guys older than myself anyway

there's nothing a guy younger than me can offer... better sex is always from older guys

 

[-SD-]

i'll be 28 next month - i'm still in the stage where I dig guys older than myself anyway

there's nothing a guy younger than me can offer... better sex is always from older guys

hit me up. Teh Jacket awaits.

 

[Rachel...lol]

are you good at licking pussy?

 

[wootoom]

are you good at licking pussy?

thats hot............

 

[ortiz34]

thats hot............

I was thinking the same thing

 

[-SD-]

are you good at licking pussy?

yes

 

[digimon7068]

are you good at licking pussy?

it's more of a combination of sucking on the little pink love button and simultaneous tongue action that has always paid the bills for me...i can usually give mrs digi a half dozen or so pretty significant orgasms before we even start in with the actual "sex" part of the evening's entertainment...but, that's just me...i rock

if i had teh jacket? i'd probably kill the poor girl.

 

[Rachel...lol]

I did not used to be a fan - I always wanted to jump right to it, but I've learned to like it - and now I expect it.

 

[nangiggles]

I still prefer jumping into it....

 

[Wulfgar]

i still prefer jumping into it....

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