some bitch just "shit" her thong at work

[mrdeeznuts]

u know when you fart and its real warm and steamy in your boxers and you can't tell if you shit yourself or not, maybe she did that in the tanning bed and when she got out she had shit on her ass and thongs and the bed

 

[wootoom]

too funny

 

[Frisky]

u know when you fart and its real warm and steamy in your boxers and you can't tell if you shit yourself or not, maybe she did that in the tanning bed and when she got out she had shit on her ass and thongs and the bed

do chicks wear thongs in the bed really? why the hell would you want tan lines?

bitch shit her pants on the way there.. no doubt

 

[javaguru]

do chicks wear thongs in the bed really? why the hell would you want tan lines?

bitch shit her pants on the way there.. no doubt

Speaking from experience? All that spicy cajun food?

 

[fbodyguy02]

This thread is fuckin' great!!!

 

[Kakdiesel]

This thread is fuckin' great!!!

sup cousin.

this is thread of the week material for sho next week.

 

[deco]

Tan lines are nice. Thongs with shit on them is extremly gross.

 

[Longhorn85]

thats the thing... i think the thong was in there before the 2 chics were there... aka full trash can (i was using my thought process dectetive skills to try to think who it was) but since it was fulll i assume i assume it was someone who was there before i got there..differnet frequency bro...

id suck to acuse some chic and it wasnt hers..hello bad CSI

Run them through the laundry with the towels (maybe twice). Then leave them at the front desk with a card saying "left in tanning booth".

Maybe some red-faced woman will pick them up.

 

[deco]

Run them through the laundry with the towels (maybe twice). Then leave them at the front desk with a card saying "left in tanning booth".

Maybe some red-faced woman will pick them up.

That would be hilarious.

 

[Saintinistic]

I worked at a porn dvd viewing store, with public and private booths. Private booths had a tv, chair, a roll of toilet paper and a bin.

people used to piss in the bins, jerk off on the screens and the floor. the carpet of the floor in the public room started to go mouldy in the area in front of the couch.

I thought the job would be a lugh, but it was gross. The amount of personal DNA left at the scene would make for good crime scene identification if you needed to frame someone else for a crime... take that jizzed paper to the smash and grab.

anyways..

I didnt last long there.