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some bitch just "shit" her thong at work

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tiger88

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wow....

ok so i get to work... 3 beds are in action with chics getting thier bronze on (well one of the beds was dude in 50s.. but still)

so i go to clean up the beds. (yes these things do get cleaned) and i am spraying the anti-scum on the beds and wipping them down.. putting in clean towels and clean goggles (you assholes need to stop stealing these things)

well in each room their is a trash can.. this one was full of paper towels and other things.. (ive found beer bottles in there before (drunk tanning lol) anways... i pour out the trash can out and what do I see? a thong? i have rubber gloves on so of course i pick that thing up (no awitty i didnt smell it) but i looked it at since it was in the trash....(should i give this amvets or no?) but i realize the chic had a huuuuuuuge shit stain in there... LOL see a thong rides up the ass but the part that holds in the things is white and now it was stained brown...

what i am thinking....either this girl had really bad gas...or she did anal for the first time and her asshole was kinda loose and some shit squeeked out

i dunno but it made my day...i am gonna a friend over to laugh with me i think
 
patrickmcfeelme said:
someone already shit in the garbage can in the tanning room at the gym i go 2
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lol!

i used to work at a golf course and old dudes would shit their pants...then go finish the shit in the bathroom...but theyd would always take off undies and try to hide them behind the toliet... ok buddy...like i dont see those?


this one time at this one gig i had...this dude ..every day would come to in and take a shit...but he would wipe his ass with his white t shirt..then try to flush it..of course it clogged everytime...

wed see this bare chested dude leaving and we just knew he took a huge dumb and wiped his ass wtih his t shirt


we never told management because it was so fucking funny to listen to them complain about it..the guy would come in..we would see him and not say anything since it was so funny

"pooop"

take offs shirt and wipes his ass then ran out the fucking door with no shirt on

crazed ass tina bug had that guy bad
 
My old roommate used to leave his Hanes boxer-briefs around the room. Most of them had brown stains.

A girl must keep that shit clean. That could be the biggest turn off.
 
lol @ hotzie wanting pics of said shitty thongs

you're gross dude
 
slat1 said:
My old roommate used to jack off in the stand up ones. I asked him where he blew it "in a paper towel?"
He said he just blew it on the lights!!!!

LOL
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stand up? thats hard..ive done it a million times with the lay down..in there for 20 mintues..all hot and lotion everywhere...me naked...hot chics on the walls...20 minutes to kill being naked?

chics have brought in toys as well..this chic i worked with use to bring a toy while she was in there... would joke since she prolly kept that thing in her hand bag all day... she never NEVER let her hang bang just out.. called her "on top" or .O.T. since she never would sex with guys on top since she looked and felt fat on top (her lowe abs i guess would roll over or something ..she wasnt bad ) id still fuck that crazy bitch
 
lmao, back when i used to tan beating off was the only thing that kept me awake
 
swole said:
lmao, back when i used to tan beating off was the only thing that kept me awake
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i used to go with my gf and do dual tanning first ;) than it was a nice nap for the remainder of the time. the tanning beds were separated by folding blinds.

i also used to stay with three girls. now talk about disgusting undies. try folding a pair of thongs with blood in the crotch :worried:
 
patrickmcfeelme said:
i used to go with my gf and do dual tanning first ;) than it was a nice nap for the remainder of the time. the tanning beds were separated by folding blinds.

i also used to stay with three girls. now talk about disgusting undies. try folding a pair of thongs with blood in the crotch :worried:
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u must live in alabama... there are strict state tanning salons rules

that shit wouldnt fly on my clock
 
dullboy always found it amusing that tanning salons were so popular in scottsdale and tempe.


fake and bake.



that town has more hot ass than any city in Amerika.
 
dullboy said:
dullboy always found it amusing that tanning salons were so popular in scottsdale and tempe.


fake and bake.



that town has more hot ass than any city in Amerika.
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thats why i am in heaven... i see these chics everyday and i love to party and i see new hot chics every nite and i see hot chics at the gym.... basically i am swimming in a pool of pussy
 
tiger88 said:
thats why i am in heaven... i see these chics everyday and i love to party and i see new hot chics every nite and i see hot chics at the gym.... basically i am swimming in a pool of pussy
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it's like every dumbass blonde chick from SoCal and the entire Northwest winds up at ASU.

dullboy has serious game, but he never experienced nirvana like his time spent in Tempe. it was almost too easy.

dullboy was born and raised in nyc, and he saw more fine blonde girls his first 2 days in Phoenix than his whole life before that.
 
dullboy said:
it's like every dumbass blonde chick from SoCal and the entire Northwest winds up at ASU.

dullboy has serious game, but he never experienced nirvana like his time spent in Tempe. it was almost too easy.

dullboy was born and raised in nyc, and he saw more fine blonde girls his first 2 days in Phoenix than his whole life before that.
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man its too easy...every so cal whore moves there once she realizes she aint gonna make it in LA and sd peeps move there since it cheap to live..the hottiest of the hotties fdrom NY and chixago move her cuz of the nice weather

average dudes pull so much ass even..aint that hard when there so many hotties to go after....
 
hamstershaver said:
dont you know which chick goes into which tanning bed?
when she comes in again you could give her back her thongs
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thats the thing... i think the thong was in there before the 2 chics were there... aka full trash can (i was using my thought process dectetive skills to try to think who it was) but since it was fulll i assume i assume it was someone who was there before i got there..differnet frequency bro...

id suck to acuse some chic and it wasnt hers..hello bad CSI
 
tiger88 said:
thats the thing... i think the thong was in there before the 2 chics were there... aka full trash can (i was using my thought process dectetive skills to try to think who it was) but since it was fulll i assume i assume it was someone who was there before i got there..differnet frequency bro...

id suck to acuse some chic and it wasnt hers..hello bad CSI
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dullboy can't think of a quicker way to get a swift kick in the balls.
 
u know when you fart and its real warm and steamy in your boxers and you can't tell if you shit yourself or not, maybe she did that in the tanning bed and when she got out she had shit on her ass and thongs and the bed
 
patrickmcfeelme said:
u know when you fart and its real warm and steamy in your boxers and you can't tell if you shit yourself or not, maybe she did that in the tanning bed and when she got out she had shit on her ass and thongs and the bed
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do chicks wear thongs in the bed really? why the hell would you want tan lines?

bitch shit her pants on the way there.. no doubt
 
Erzulie said:
do chicks wear thongs in the bed really? why the hell would you want tan lines?

bitch shit her pants on the way there.. no doubt
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Speaking from experience? All that spicy cajun food? :)
 
tiger88 said:
thats the thing... i think the thong was in there before the 2 chics were there... aka full trash can (i was using my thought process dectetive skills to try to think who it was) but since it was fulll i assume i assume it was someone who was there before i got there..differnet frequency bro...

id suck to acuse some chic and it wasnt hers..hello bad CSI
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Run them through the laundry with the towels (maybe twice). Then leave them at the front desk with a card saying "left in tanning booth".

Maybe some red-faced woman will pick them up.
 
Longhorn85 said:
Run them through the laundry with the towels (maybe twice). Then leave them at the front desk with a card saying "left in tanning booth".

Maybe some red-faced woman will pick them up.
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That would be hilarious.
 
I worked at a porn dvd viewing store, with public and private booths. Private booths had a tv, chair, a roll of toilet paper and a bin.

people used to piss in the bins, jerk off on the screens and the floor. the carpet of the floor in the public room started to go mouldy in the area in front of the couch.

I thought the job would be a lugh, but it was gross. The amount of personal DNA left at the scene would make for good crime scene identification if you needed to frame someone else for a crime... take that jizzed paper to the smash and grab.

anyways..

I didnt last long there.
 
tiger88 said:
thats the thing... i think the thong was in there before the 2 chics were there... aka full trash can (i was using my thought process dectetive skills to try to think who it was) but since it was fulll i assume i assume it was someone who was there before i got there..differnet frequency bro...

id suck to acuse some chic and it wasnt hers..hello bad CSI
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but you never know, if the chick was embarassed, then she could of put the underwear on the bottom, but still hard to tell
 
flyingjer said:
but you never know, if the chick was embarassed, then she could of put the underwear on the bottom, but still hard to tell
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That is exactly what a woman would do. No fucking way I'd lay my poop thong on top of the can in front of God and everyone. I'd bury that thing was deep as possible.


It was one of the last girls in the booth. No doubt whatsoever.

Edit: Ok I really dont want to be posting on the Women's forum right now with blacked out posts, guys. If I cant unblack myself, I'll donate to someone who'll buy this off. Thanks.
 
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Erzulie said:
do chicks wear thongs in the bed really? why the hell would you want tan lines?

bitch shit her pants on the way there.. no doubt
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We used to call it a stripper tan line. Most strippers used to have thong tan lines
 
Best story short since the Ryans Steakhouse bathroom shit disaster..

LOL @ Amvets

Maybe she had eaten some of those Lays chips made with Olestra and had leakage
 
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just wanted to let everyone know on the way home yesterday i beefed one and it was so hot and steamy i thought i shit myself, but i didn't, but it did make me think of this thread
 
Tiger, Maybe you should suggest to the Mgmt that they put in public
rest rooms for the clients in this hell hole of a joint you work at.
 
pintoca said:
colons?
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I resent the fact that the behavior of people at times makes me want to ask, "Where you raise in a barn?" - which of course makes me cringe because that's the sort of thing my mother would say.

:worried:
 
velvett said:
I resent the fact that the behavior of people at times makes me want to ask, "Where you raise in a barn?" - which of course makes me cringe because that's the sort of thing my mother would say.

:worried:
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which movie was that where one guy asks the other guys that question and then guy #2 starts to cry because he was indeed raised in a bar?

that was hilarious

reality ain't, though
 
Longhorn85 said:
Run them through the laundry with the towels (maybe twice). Then leave them at the front desk with a card saying "left in tanning booth".

Maybe some red-faced woman will pick them up.
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Bro we run a tight shift… would u want to see some nasty thong hangin up by the register? No..the state would shut us down in a second (LOL)


RottenWillow said:

That is exactly what a woman would do. No fucking way I'd lay my poop thong on top of the can in front of God and everyone. I'd bury that thing was deep as possible.


It was one of the last girls in the booth. No doubt whatsoever.

Edit: Ok I really dont want to be posting on the Women's forum right now with blacked out posts, guys. If I cant unblack myself, I'll donate to someone who'll buy this off. Thanks.
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Ok so checking the computer records (ERP systems for tanning salons) anyways I know the exact time the bed was on and was in there….. Kristen _______ LOL
…see if I shit my thong I would just hide it in my bag and walk out then throw it away…. Or at least put it on again…no..it was quite shity actually


Y_lifter said:
Best story short since the Ryans Steakhouse bathroom shit disaster..

LOL @ Amvets

________________________________________
Tiger, Maybe you should suggest to the Mgmt that they put in public
rest rooms for the clients in this hell hole of a joint you work at.

Maybe she had eaten some of those Lays chips made with Olestra and had leakage
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Lol I am on Amvets phone list..they call all the time..ive given away some nice things..wondered if they need a shity thong?

Bitch.. I am management
 
velvett said:
I resent the fact that the behavior of people at times makes me want to ask, "Where you raise in a barn?" - which of course makes me cringe because that's the sort of thing my mother would say.

:worried:
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like most ppl havent had a skid mark in their undies? come on... :rolleyes:


she was just extra ruiny and got busted ......

if u fart to hard u can get a shit stain (tutrle head) AKA u fart and a the top of a turd comes out and goes back in real quick but leaves a trace ;)
 
This is THE BEST THREAD EVAH!!

Oh my god... I think I just shit my thong from laughing so hard.






*mercy*






The steakhouse story was a classic.... right up there with the needle in the asshole thread.


Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh those were the days.
 
tiger88 said:
like most ppl havent had a skid mark in their undies? come on... :rolleyes:


she was just extra ruiny and got busted ......

if u fart to hard u can get a shit stain (tutrle head) AKA u fart and a the top of a turd comes out and goes back in real quick but leaves a trace ;)
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You misunderstand - it's not a bodily function issue - it's a lack of good breeding.

Leaving your shit stainned underwear behind and to leave it visible for someone to see a a glance (try and hide it in the trash bin if there is no way to take it with you) just lacks class and common basic decency.

It's much like the females that leave their bloody tampons or pads stuck to the wall of the stall in the bathrooms.

Really - it's disgusting how people behave.
 
velvett said:
You misunderstand - it's not a bodily function issue - it's a lack of good breeding.

Leaving your shit stainned underwear behind and to leave it visible for someone to see a a glance (try and hide it in the trash bin if there is no way to take it with you) just lacks class and common basic decency.

It's much like the females that leave their bloody tampons or pads stuck to the wall of the stall in the bathrooms.

Really - it's disgusting how people behave.
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chicks really leave theri tampons and pads stuck to the wall???? ick!!!!!!!!!1
 
My wife says they sometimes leave them on the floor of the stalls..
Pack that stuff out like you were camping in the woods beeotches..


Take nothing but pictures, leave nothing but footprints
 
velvett said:
You misunderstand - it's not a bodily function issue - it's a lack of good breeding.

Leaving your shit stainned underwear behind and to leave it visible for someone to see a a glance (try and hide it in the trash bin if there is no way to take it with you) just lacks class and common basic decency.

It's much like the females that leave their bloody tampons or pads stuck to the wall of the stall in the bathrooms.

Really - it's disgusting how people behave.
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:sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick:
 
tiger88 said:
wow....

ok so i get to work... 3 beds are in action with chics getting thier bronze on (well one of the beds was dude in 50s.. but still)

so i go to clean up the beds. (yes these things do get cleaned) and i am spraying the anti-scum on the beds and wipping them down.. putting in clean towels and clean goggles (you assholes need to stop stealing these things)

well in each room their is a trash can.. this one was full of paper towels and other things.. (ive found beer bottles in there before (drunk tanning lol) anways... i pour out the trash can out and what do I see? a thong? i have rubber gloves on so of course i pick that thing up (no awitty i didnt smell it) but i looked it at since it was in the trash....(should i give this amvets or no?) but i realize the chic had a huuuuuuuge shit stain in there... LOL see a thong rides up the ass but the part that holds in the things is white and now it was stained brown...

what i am thinking....either this girl had really bad gas...or she did anal for the first time and her asshole was kinda loose and some shit squeeked out

i dunno but it made my day...i am gonna a friend over to laugh with me i think
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The fact that you find a sh**ty thong funny is quite disturbing.
 
Smurfy gave those of us who don't believe women shit an out.

Hang on to that thread like a lifeline, and repeat after me:

women do not poop
women do not fart

etc etc etc
 
BIKINIMOM said:
This is THE BEST THREAD EVAH!!

Oh my god... I think I just shit my thong from laughing so hard.






*mercy*






The steakhouse story was a classic.... right up there with the needle in the asshole thread.


Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh those were the days.
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Ryan's steakhouse was the GREATEST story ever. Is everyone familiar with it?
 
tiger88 said:
Bro we run a tight shift… would u want to see some nasty thong hangin up by the register? No..the state would shut us down in a second (LOL)
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Fold it nice and neat. She'll grab it eventually, probably on her way out.
 
I picture it coming out split down the middle like those play-doh press thingys when you were a kid. Making some sore of banana poop split.
 
just wait until xenical/orlistat gets legalized
this will happen with regularity
 
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