So who's been caught cheatin?

[Freak Show]

Fess up. Was it as shitty as I'd think it'd be? How did you try to get out of it? Did you just confess? Did he/she ever catch you in the act?

 

[MINISTER]

My ex g/f called me one night and told me to come over after work,cuz she had some new panties she wanted to model.Anyway later on I got a call from a friend saying my g/f had the chick I was cheating with hiding in the closet .So I went over anyway and my ex confronted me and before the other chic could come out of the closet I called her out and told both of them to go fuck themselves and I left.Funny thing is the chic in the closet came running out to my car saying she had nothing to do with it,So I took her home,fucked her and never spoke to her again.

 

[TxCollegeguy]

Well I guess I have been.....Summer after I graduated from highschool one of the girls I was dating thought we were dating exclusively. Well I brought her and another girl I was seeing to the same party...No I didn't spoil it at the party, that went very well. I sent girl A(my prom date a few weeks before) home with her friend, so I could spend more time with girl B

well Girl A came back to my friends house the next morning and found Girl B and I sleeping. She threw a hissy fit. I laughed, Girl B laughed and Girl A made an Attempt to kick every inch of my jeep till Girl B kicked her ass

Over the next couple of weeks Girl A started dating around with guys from my party crew. After she realized I didn't really care she left the scene

 

[8-]]

No way....

 

[satanic goatslayer]

I practice polygamy. No such thing as cheating for me.
I get all the coatee yub nub I want until yah wah dengar drives me away and corrodes my lurdo body in a feejing vat of sulphuric acid.

 

[TxCollegeguy]

I didn't consider what I did cheating. I always made it clear who I was going out with whenever girl A would ask what I was up to. I think she assumed they were all just friends

 

[MINISTER]

getting caught is not a cool thing, all it shows is that you are to stupid to get away with a simple act.

Either that or you just dont give a fuck!! Which in my case I didnt give a fuck.

 

[May1010]

I was caught (although he never really did have any proof) and was rewarded with my bad deed with a broken nose.

 

[HappyScrappy]

with people/humans? or with a goat or two?
big difference.
one time a horse walked in and saw me with a llamma, but it seemed embarrassed about the whole thing and left quietly to "look for more hay"

 

[8-]]

Did the llama spit or swallow?