So who's been caught cheatin?

[HappyScrappy]

everyone knows that llamas spit.

 

[Latimer]

Camels are also notorious for their spitting.

 

[HappyScrappy]

don't forget Roberto Alomar.

 

[May1010]

Butch, how could you let some fag brake your nose? I thought you were the dominant in your relationships.

That fag was 6'2" and 190 pounds of pure muscle. He could squish me like a bug. You thought I was the "dominant" in my relationships? Ha ha ha ... It doesn't work like that, Winny! We're both dominant, but in different ways.

 

[danielson]

are llamas wild camels?

 

[rudedawg]

getting caught is not a cool thing, all it shows is that you are to stupid to get away with a simple act.

And your other quote about women being born with an intelligence level higher than women........ I am guessing you haven't gotten caught because with attitude like that you have no one to get caught by. Either that or you date/fuck the ignorant chicks.

A simple act??? I am not sure I would say that but my story is a fucked up one.

'94 Spring Training...... 2 day 1 night trip to Ft. Lauderdale to play the Yankees and to West Palm for the Expo's........ went to some fine ass Strip club......Paladium maybe???? Anyway after that went to a wild ass bar.....hooked up with this chick....took her back to my room and romped her forever.... Mo Sanford was my roomie and he walked in on us...that in itself was fucking hilarious....but I digress..... anyway the shirt I was wearing was a white oxford......yep you got it....lipstick and makeup all over it......wife found went fucking crazy....of course I said it was from some chick I was dancing with and of course she wasn't buying it. She left 2 days later back to AZ. Didn't make the big league team that yr out of spring training but got called up at the end of April.

I was fucking around with a few chicks.....one from Ft. Meyers, Fl.... one from Minneapolis, and one from Salt Lake City.....where the AAA team was...... Anyway I got sent down 3 months later........fucking AT&T sent my phone bill to my home address in AZ instead of my forwarding address in Salt Lake City....... yep you got it.... wife got it and started calling numbers. She didn't stop there tho......she went for credit cards and found 2 airline tickets from 2 diff cities to Minneapolis and 1 from Minneapolis to Salt Lake City.

Well about $25K later in attorneys fees and another $5K in counseling we are still together....... Have I changed my ways? You take a guess.

 

[rudedawg]

why was it so hard to get away with that? again, it is a simple act, dont get upset that you would be the worst criminal on the face of the earth. If you get caught by your wife for cheating then you were probably the guy who got caught with math formulas written on your arm. Dont ever attempt to flame me again, was with a bitch for 6 yers and never got caught, now i am pretty much fuck buddies with this chick. Bro, you only wish you could be in my situation, not the bullshit you have or had to go through in legal costs blh blah blah.

You should have used your stupid fucking head and checked all the angles before you went in for a stupid bone-head move. cheating on your significant other is a big deal and if you are going to be so careless then you desserve to get caught and deserve to have to pay all that bread out.

why is it cool to get caught? You make it seem like this is some sort of trophy story, well its not, it is not impressive at all. Simple fact, you were stupid and got caught, and it cost you tons of bread. If you cheated on your wife again, would you be smarter about it? Yes you would, so thnk you for proving my point.

Attempt to flame you.... with your moronic statement about intelligence you pretty much flamed yourself and now everyone knows what kind of stupid woman/women/girls whatever you go out with......or fuck. After reading some of your posts just a minute ago I can see you are a ladies man..... Of course since you are pup and I am sure your fuck buddy is too....... I can see how you could get away with it.....of course maybe while you were fucking around on her she was fucking around on you too......ever think about that?

You are my hero now. So you are saying you are a good liar....that's an outstanding quality. So what are we suppossed to believe about you now? What is a lie and what isn't? Well FUCK ME...... I am not going to be a good criminal...... what am I going to do with my life now??????

As for your situation..... I have no idea what that is and I can assure you I don't want to be there. I figure a guy that is 22 sitting at home at 9:30 or 10:30 on a Saturday night posting about this shit can't be going that good can he????? Especially if he is a hockey player on the school team in Toronto. As for my situation....... LMAO I hope you live as well as I have and do. And it wasn't cool to get caught...... it was the worst and I am not talking about the cash it cost.....that was no biggie......it was all the other shit. Like Dave Lapoint told me the only reason guys cheat is for their ego.

BTW since you are the master criminal or cheater........ how would you have stopped AT&T from sending the phone bill to the wrong address? And what about those airline tickets.... since I am sure you have bought tickets for all the chicks you have fly into see you?

 

[X.X]

Yow, I rarely see men write so much. This must be a hot topic for you guys. I have nothing to contribute. I never cheated. I'm just being nosy.

 

[68GT350]

Without going overboard, I'd just like to review how people piss me off.

I don't know if I'm abnormal but I was raised with morals and cheating was always something not to be admired. I think everyone deserves some kind of respect and I'm sure none of you like to get involved and have someone fuck you're girl. If this is true, then why would you do this to another bro or hurt a girl who you care enough to have sex with. Even if you don't have any feelings for the person...doesn't it bother you that you may really fuck that persons head up.

That's what's fucking wrong with this world today--no respect for fellow man. Have some goddam respect people! There's plenty of single people out there. No need to bang another guys chick or sleep around on a girl.

 

[rudedawg]

Mr. dog, attempting to flame me b/c i believe getting caught cheating is a stupid move only shows me that you are bitter that you were too dumb to get away with it. that is no one else's fault other than your own. the free ride that you probably got from college obviously didnt work out for you on the acedemic side, are you saying that i'm wrong in saying that getting caught cheating is a retarded move?

It is easy to see why you are so inferiated with me: You saw the title of the thread and thought how cool you were going to look by posting your pimp-daddy story. But when you entered and scrolled down and saw what i wrote about how getting caught is for morons, you got all pissed b/c now your story seems foolish. So you nit-pic at a statement i made about women which i truly believe and dont give a shit what you think.

Since we are both athletes and have gone through a lot of the same scene, i find it funny that you are this nice respectful guy to woman like you are trying to make yourself seem. Did you really respect these groupies that you were banging behind your wifes back? Every groupie i have ever tapped was completely retarded, stupid as hell, why do you think they are groupies smart guy? When you picked up a couple of those whores you fucked, were you drawn to them b/c they were very intelligent? Like you've never heard the same shit i have said about women from teamates, did you get all mad at them when they have made derogatory comments about womens intelligence levels? Dont think so, b/c you would get fucking laughed at. You know as well as i do that athletes grow up pretty different compared to your average person.

Since you are so interested in my life and what i was doing at home at 9:30, well i didnt know being the first people at the bar was a cool thing. if all you want is pussy, then going at about 11:30-midnight is the samrter move, but you probably already know that b/c your the the man. I guess i'm a really big loser for working out at 8:00 on a saturday night. in no hurry to get shitfaced before 11:00, but again you probably know this.

To help you out for next time, b/c you honeestly need the help bro, the whole lipstick and shirt thing.......


Its called throw it away and buy a new shirt bro. Since your wife probably does the laundry did it not cross your mind that she might see this lipstick while putting it in the wash? You say money is not a problem of yours so why not ditch the shirt and buy a new one? Simple math bro, you paid 30 G's b/c of all this and instead could have helped out your cause if you just would have sprung for the fuckin $100.00 shirt or whatever it costs.

Next, the airline tickets, have you ever heard of a cash advance? I have bought many airline tickets with cash along with a ton of photo ID plus my passport. If your wife asked you what this $1000 cash advance was for when she saw the bill, you could have said you went out gambling or something, out with the boys, anything.

the phone bill thing, well that just requires a lot of reassuring to the phone company that you are at a different address. So what? You may be on the phone with the co. for an hour even two, but if you've decided to cheat on your wife then you better not get lazy with the precautions you should be taking.

Its not that i know how to think like a criminal, its that i know how to foresee things, big difference.

And about trying to break my balls b/c of my age, well obviously you are bitter at people younger than you, probably cause some 20-something rookie beat you out at your position or is filling a spot you want at the pro level, if you are even playing anymore. remember that you were 22 at some point in your life, big fuckin deal. Doesnt mean shit.

Again remember, if you get caught cheating, it is a bonehead move, that is what i said and you argueing that it is not, is just proving my point even more.

thank you and sweetdreams.

Obviously you are a mental giant with all the answers. Don't you think I got assured where my phone bill was going? I knew there were all kinds of calls on there.

As for the Credit Card.....well smart guy.... it was in my name only..... but guess what? If you have all the persons info that goes with the credit card ie ... mothers maiden, name, card holders SS#, etc..... you can get all the info you want. Cash advance????? LMAO I had the cash........and if it weren't for fucking AT&T the tickets wouldnt have been a prob... do you FUCKING understand now Mr. Psychologist.

And Mr. Psychologist...... I wasn't even going to post on this thread until I saw your stupid ass statement about how men are so much more intelligent than women reply. And if I didn't want to seem foolish after posting then why the FUCK would I post it????? I wasn't the nice respectful guy that I try to be now..... I was somewhat like you, hence the name rudedawg.... I was a rude fucker that used to dawg chicks out.....the 4F's, ..... although I did have some respect for females at your age.....and I left the game on my terms so don't try to type on a computer like you know anything about my life ok pal.

As for throwing away the shirt... I was way drunk..... I didn't even remember a shirt.... my roomie woke me up 10 minutes before the bus was leaving and if it wouldn't have been some "magic" pills from Kirby Puckett I would have been sleeping in the clubhouse.

Oh yeah....... I am guessing you didn't get "lucky" last night either huh.... well thank god for computers and the internet