So my mom had a glass of wine and then says "im drunk"

[Pamela]

i got a lil' liquor buzz going...friend is getting married tommorrow so we drank tonight

Your feeling pretty good???

 

[Sub-Zero]

i got a lil' liquor buzz going...friend is getting married tommorrow so we drank tonight

that sucks bro, is she hot at least?

i am buzzed cause i almost died from a nose bleed

 

[Yarg!]

im a tank.

 

[Sub-Zero]

im a tank.

tank? i thought u were asian

 

[Yarg!]

im an exception to the rule.

 

[slickdadd]

I put roofies in her drink. Sorry bro.

 

[Sub-Zero]

im an exception to the rule.

oh.

well the asians i know still drink, but they are all like allergic to it, (not like native american alergic, just get effects super fast and intense)