So Mrs. Digger is on the treadmill...

[digger]

... putting in her morning mile, and not holding on to the bar where the cardio monitor is, right?

Except it lights up anyway. Starts flashing 162. Which is a good bit outside her Target Zone, thank you very much just the same.

Now, this has happened before, so she just sort of ignores it. Then she realizes that on the Percor next to her is a person, dripping with jewelry, and (did you guess yet?)...






...yakking on her cell phone.

As it turns out, Diamond Lil eventually hangs up, and the pulse monitor on Mrs. Digger's machine turns itself off. Aha! Mystery solved.

 

[CFZB]

huh.... thats weird.

 

[H_T_]

thas pretty funny.

 

[string_bean00]

Digger you lift?

 

[spongebob]

the force is strong in you darth digger, i imagine in mrs darth digger as well.

 

[CFZB]

the force is strong in you darth digger, i imagine in mrs darth digger as well.

lol @ mrs darth digger

 

[BrothaBill]

How's that possible? I thought the cardio monitors used a modified lead one on Einthoven's triangle to calculate hr

 

[jerseyart]

I wonder if that's in any way connected to the reason cell phones aren't allowed in hospitals.

I know the reason given is that they effect the patients monitors, but I never realy believed it to be true. Just more cautionary/we just want to be a pain in the ass.

I wonder how many people I may have killed or caused to have unnecessary medical procedures.

 

[CFZB]

How's that possible? I thought the cardio monitors used a modified lead one on Einthoven's triangle to calculate hr

No its Tesla's Coil.

 

[spongebob]

it causes eddy currents.

 

[Sassy69]

So conceivably Mrs Digger could've turned the heartmonitor off and hung up on the blabby lady's call?

 

[BrothaBill]

No its Tesla's Coil.

Seriously, I thought they measured the amplitude of Qrate of the leftventricular depolarization through positive negative electrodes, I dont know how cell phones could interfere with an electrical pattern. They do mess up the telemetry of patients in the hospital on older equipment, but thats a different mechanism. Never heard of it messing up a closed a electrical system

 

[spongebob]

So conceivably Mrs Digger could've turned the heartmonitor off and hung up on the blabby lady's call?

damn fine conclusion sassy!

 

[jackangel]

forget the weirdness, just smack that yakkity-yakkity-yakker

 

[Sassy69]

Seriously, I thought they measured the amplitude of Qrate of the leftventricular depolarization through positive negative electrodes, I dont know how cell phones could interfere with an electrical pattern. They do mess up the telemetry of patients in the hospital on older equipment, but thats a different mechanism. Never heard of it messing up a closed a electrical system

 

[BrothaBill]

‰

 

[spongebob]

‰

i wouldnt pull that shit on diggers thread.

 

[EnderJE]

Jewlery on a treadmill...lmao...

 

[BileStew]

...yakking on her cell phone.

As it turns out, Diamond Lil eventually hangs up, and the pulse monitor on Mrs. Digger's machine turns itself off. Aha! Mystery solved.

Did she give her red after she hung up and left the treadmill?

 

[spongebob]

Did she give her red after she hung up and left the treadmill?

You have given out too much Karma in the last 24 hours, try again later.

 

[BrothaBill]

i wouldnt pull that shit on diggers thread.

¥

 

[bran987]

Seriously, I thought they measured the amplitude of Qrate of the leftventricular depolarization through positive negative electrodes, I dont know how cell phones could interfere with an electrical pattern. They do mess up the telemetry of patients in the hospital on older equipment, but thats a different mechanism. Never heard of it messing up a closed a electrical system

me neither!!!!!!!!!

 

[spongebob]

so, everytime i turn on my kitchen light the disposal works. ha!

 

[BrothaBill]

yes, thats true.
you probably haven't hurt anyone but it has happened that the signals inteferred.
my family business in nuclear medicine- my father is often in the cardiology department and yapping away to me till a patient is brought in.

Nuc med is a great technology,I love it, better than stressecho but takes to long and 3Xthe expense but alot cheaper than cath lab which is the gold standard
Yeah, you dont want to make a cell phone call and turn off someone's IV

 

[BrothaBill]

... putting in her morning mile, and not holding on to the bar where the cardio monitor is, right?

Except it lights up anyway. Starts flashing 162. Which is a good bit outside her Target Zone, thank you very much just the same.

Now, this has happened before, so she just sort of ignores it. Then she realizes that on the Percor next to her is a person, dripping with jewelry, and (did you guess yet?)...






...yakking on her cell phone.

As it turns out, Diamond Lil eventually hangs up, and the pulse monitor on Mrs. Digger's machine turns itself off. Aha! Mystery solved.

I hope there arent any fishbowls around the Percors, the vibration of the machines could scare the lil fishies

 

[Raptorex]

Diamond Lil...lmao

 

[spongebob]

I hope there arent any fishbowls around the Percors, the vibration of the machines could scare the lil fishies

im not sure, i can see it but i cant make it out, even using my force. becareful BB, he is strong!

 

[BrothaBill]

im not sure, i can see it but i cant make it out, even using my force. becareful BB, he is strong!

€§ÊË°jediÎΤ¼¼£mindtricks¤¥¦§¨šœononesæåÞßÆself¿¿¥¤£‡†ø

 

[spongebob]

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possible, very possible.

 

[ChefWide]

I wonder if that's in any way connected to the reason cell phones aren't allowed in hospitals.

I know the reason given is that they effect the patients monitors, but I never realy believed it to be true. Just more cautionary/we just want to be a pain in the ass.

I wonder how many people I may have killed or caused to have unnecessary medical procedures.

JA, My mother was, until about five years ago, the administrator of a Doctors Hosptital in CT... every day accross the country roughly one and a half jumbo jets worth of people die because of 'mistakes'.

About 500 people. A day.

KNOW your doctor, and CHOOSE your hosptital.

 

[Lestat]

can we get a pic?

 

[biteme]

Digger, do you have an alter?

 

[BrothaBill]

I just felt a cool breeze pass through here, I sense a presence but the force inside of me is not strong enough to make contact. Long distance and Marathon runner Alberto Salazar had such a low heart rate from conditioning that the SA node that is the pacemaker of the heart wasnt used but rather the backup pacemaker an unusual case of cardiac electrophysiology, the AV node took over as it sensed his heartrate was so low and would fire thinking that the SA was blocked, I think is average HR was 33

 

[Mr. dB]

Precor

 

[spongebob]

I just felt a cool breeze pass through here, I sense a presence but the force inside of me is not strong enough to make contact. Long distance and Marathon runner Alberto Salazar had such a low heart rate from conditioning that the SA node that is the pacemaker of the heart wasnt used but rather the backup pacemaker an unusual case of cardiac electrophysiology, the AV node took over as it sensed his heartrate was so low and would fire thinking that the SA was blocked, I think is average HR was 33

what happened to it? its gone.

 

[ceo]

Did she give her red after she hung up and left the treadmill?

Close, she had digger wipe out ALL Diamond Lil's karma and karmic power!

 

[BrothaBill]

what happened to it? its gone.

On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night

So I called up the Captain,
'Please bring me my wine'
He said, 'We haven't had that spirit here since nineteen sixty nine'
And still those voices are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...

And she said 'We are all just prisoners here, of our own device'


Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before
'Relax,' said the night man,
We are programmed to receive.
You can checkout any time you like,
but you can never leave

 

[spongebob]

On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night

So I called up the Captain,
'Please bring me my wine'
He said, 'We haven't had that spirit here since nineteen sixty nine'
And still those voices are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...

And she said 'We are all just prisoners here, of our own device'


Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before
'Relax,' said the night man,
We are programmed to receive.
You can checkout any time you like,
but you can never leave

BB i just woke up, my force is not strong right now. i will figure this out later.

 

[Sassy69]

JA, My mother was, until about five years ago, the administrator of a Doctors Hosptital in CT... every day accross the country roughly one and a half jumbo jets worth of people die because of 'mistakes'.

About 500 people. A day.

KNOW your doctor, and CHOOSE your hosptital.

And turn off your cell phone...

 

[jerseyart]

JA, My mother was, until about five years ago, the administrator of a Doctors Hosptital in CT... every day accross the country roughly one and a half jumbo jets worth of people die because of 'mistakes'.

About 500 people. A day.

KNOW your doctor, and CHOOSE your hosptital.

One of the reasons why we dont let a loved one stay in the hospital by themselves.

I dont trust those people

 

[sawastea]

i wouldnt pull that shit on diggers thread.