So it begins............

[jerseyart]

.... so you're suggesting that telling her you have a buck Armadillo raging in your trousers was not the way to start things off?

It's already written on my crotch in 5 languages, as well as graphically illustrated.

Can't this chick read?

 

[the nature boy]

The restaraunt environment is fun as hell. There's lots of things you can get away with that you can't do at a corporate gig. It was like a co-ed locker room with some random fucking in between the filthy talk.

 

[ChefWide]

It's already written on my crotch in 5 languages, as well as graphically illustrated.

Can't this chick read?

Machine wrapped? with butter?


Punt Cunch.

 

[SoreArms]

The restaraunt environment is fun as hell. There's lots of things you can get away with that you can't do at a corporate gig. It was like a co-ed locker room with some random fucking in between the filthy talk.

It would be alot funner if I didn't have a morning job and could go out and party with these chicks during the week.

 

[the nature boy]

It would be alot funner if I didn't have a morning job and could go out and party with these chicks during the week.

Hell yeah. That's when a lot of the crazy shit happened, during the week. Looks like every now and then you're going to have to say "fuck it" and go out on a tuesday.

 

[john937]

So, youre going to do her, and the next day you're going to come to work,
and this girl has told every other co-worker your girth, length, moles, sexual techniques, hotness rateing.
You ok with that. ? Comes with fucking the coworkers.

 

[gonelifting]

So, youre going to do her, and the next day you're going to come to work,
and this girl has told every other co-worker your girth, length, moles, sexual techniques, hotness rateing.
You ok with that. ? Comes with fucking the coworkers.

lmao and that`s a BAD thing? Nothing but good stuff to say after I get through with a woman. The others would be lining up to see what the fuss is about. Sexual techniques and all... BEST advertisement IMO.

 

[jerseyart]

LMAO

Someone has issues

 

[ChefWide]

LMAO

Someone has issues

LOL.

Someone doesn't know that when you penetrate the alpha female in a new micro-climate you must be Viagra hard and ready to lick the hakka chinese character set... twice.

If Mr. Happy goes Mr. Melancholy with your first new office boink: resign.

 

[SoreArms]

So, youre going to do her, and the next day you're going to come to work,
and this girl has told every other co-worker your girth, length, moles, sexual techniques, hotness rateing.
You ok with that. ? Comes with fucking the coworkers.

I both fear and look forward to the spreading of the word. If i do good, it can only improve business. If I don't, then that pussy mine might as well be filled with coal.

LOL.

Someone doesn't know that when you penetrate the alpha female in a new micro-climate you must be Viagra hard and ready to lick the hakka chinese character set... twice.

If Mr. Happy goes Mr. Melancholy with your first new office boink: resign.

No shit, not only is a good performace in order, but I really need to shine and make it my Broadway fuck (maybe I'll wear the technicolor dream coat!). I need to make sure my name lights up in bright neon lights whenever she thinks about me after.