So it begins............

[SoreArms]

Some of you guys might remember me posting about a second job I recentlly started (hosting at a restaurant) and how it was full of hot little waitresses.

So far the job has been cool, the people are pretty cool and I'm just starting to get to know people in a friendly manner and goof around with them.

There is one chick that works there that is pretty cool, she' not the best looking one but good looking she is , we also seem to have a lot (music) in common. Well, today we're just chit chatting and suddenly she asks if I've ever tried edible hand cuffs? confused: ) So I asked her "huh?", and she said "Yeah edible handcuffs, they taste pretty good but they're kind of chewy and hard to get out of."

OMG! Did this chick just open up the gate to sexual talk, innuendos, hard ons and hopefully raunchy sex involving edible handcuffs? I'm not sure.

"So you like being restrained?" I ask, "yeah, its fun!" she replies.

The blood emmediatelly rushed out of my brain and directly into my member, how could it not?

So we continue kind of chit chatting, I'm trying to keep on topic while not seeming too aggressive or overly excited. My logic told me to play it cool, not to rush in to trying to line something up quick 'cause after all, I work with her so this is someone I'll get to see again, not like a pick up where you have to work fast.

Makes sence, right? Well, remember how the blood rushed out of my brain? I emmediately went for the kill

"So what are you doing after work, feel like hanging out, maybe get some coffee or something?"

She looks at me and just as she begins to speak, one of the waiters comes by and happens to stand right in front of us, this did not seem to stop or pause her from speaking.

"Well, I don't like going out with people from work"

the guy gives me a look that said "moded!"

"but I'll make an exception 'cause we can atleast be friends". I felt embarrased more for the fact that the waiter was there than the fact that she threw in the "friend" word.

I mean, I really don't want word to get out that I was trying to hit on this chick, since it may ruin my chances with the other chickies. I also like my privacy about these types of affairs, after all I'm not the type of gentleman to kiss and tell (except on the internet).

I tried to play it cool and gave her a non-chalant "thats cool, we can just hang out".

Before she walked out, she gave me her number. She didn't feel like hanging out tonight but wants me to call her tomorrow (neither of us work at the restaurant tomorrow).

She said "maybe you can feed me" (in other words, take her out for dinner), "I have plenty of ground turkey and broccoli at my house if you want" I responded. She made a "yucky" face, "maybe I'll just make something and take it over".

I know that I probably shouldn't have went right for it and that this might complicate the work place situation but how could I not persue it after she told me she enjoys being restrained? Thats like my number one qualifier.

Not sure if she'll try to keep it on the friend tip or if this will indeed lead to something else, but I sure can't wait to find out.

Bondage-A-Go-Go, out!

 

[Pamela]

Wow what a job! Wouldn't that be a guys dream?

When I use to work at a restaurant, I don't recall that kind of conversation.

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

You may want to know that they are edible handcuffs not eatable.

 

[ChefWide]

Nope. I do remember doing the sacred Hopi 'Sloppy Wheelbarrow Dance' with the 19 year old surfer/hostess chick on the roof of our restaurant's Brownstone overlooking 79th street. Nothing quite like hearing a young womans passionate exclamations echo off the concrete canyons of manhattan at four in the morning.

 

[SoreArms]

You may want to know that they are edible handcuffs not eatable.

thanks toots

 

[jerseyart]

Good for you. Don't even sweat the little clueless bitch c. blocker coworker who overheard.

"So what are you doing after work, feel like hanging out, maybe get some coffee or something?"

Change to " I've got to hear about this, we'll do coffee after work"

 

[ChefWide]

Good for you. Don't even sweat the little clueless bitch c. blocker coworker who overheard.



Change to " I've got to hear about this, we'll do coffee after work"

I concur. Are you the driver? or the passenger? She opened the door for you, you really can't expect her to carry you over the threshhold as well... come to think of it... if she could carry you, you might want to close that damn door.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

$10 says the waiter is gay and he's jealous.

 

[jerseyart]

I concur. Are you the driver? or the passenger? She opened the door for you, you really can't expect her to carry you over the threshhold as well... come to think of it... if she could carry you, you might want to close that damn door.

Spot on. It isn't manipulation. He's the one who has to stick his neck out so to speak

The first thing that popped into my mind when I was reading his post was along the lines of

Her: telling the edible hand cuff anecdote

Me: "Are you threatening me? Is that some kind of threat? I'm not sure I could trust you if I were tied up and helpless. What exactly are you planning on doing to me" Treat the whole thing as a joke and be flirty.

Then to ask her out I would do this long drawn out "It's cool talking to you. If only there were some way two people who worked together could sit down, grab a cup of coffee, and talk outside of work. I can't believe no one has ever invented some kind of casual ritual where two people could meet outside of work. You would think in all the thousands of years of human development someone could have come up with a way..............."

And just keep going until she suggests it herself

If she isn't too bright though, that could take a while

 

[Y_lifter]

What a tease..
Starting talk like that, and then when you go in for the kill
she's all "I don't blah blah blah.. exception blah"

 

[jerseyart]

Y Lifter

That's a scientific truth

"Girls who talk the most will do the least"

The quiet ones are always the ones you score with. They're quiet because they're afraid of what might come out if they start talking

 

[gonelifting]

Maybe, just maybe, she said "friends..." in front of the other guy to keep her fuckfest tomorrow on the downlow.

Fuck "coffee" bro. how about "Sure, I`ll try those edible handcuffs out"... "Do you have any, or shall we pick them up?"

Don`t waste time bro... She did`nt.

 

[Delinquent]

Maybe, just maybe, she said "friends..." in front of the other guy to keep her fuckfest tomorrow on the downlow.

Fuck "coffee" bro. how about "Sure, I`ll try those edible handcuffs out"... "Do you have any, or shall we pick them up?"

Don`t waste time bro... She did`nt.

That's what I was thinking. Once the server walked over, she decided to say the friends bit so that word doesn't get around.

 

[TXM4DM4N]

Sorearms, these cats are giving you some good advice. You need to find your own damn handcuffs (perhaps non edible ), be prepared. She has at least told you one kinky thing she likes. Anyway, if she is the typical young big mouth waitress type, everyone will know your business before you do. Dont tell her anything you dont want her to repeat. Next time she starts that friends shit, move on to the next target. Let her make friends with the gay co-workers and stuff. You aren't there to make friends damnit! represent & post pics!!!

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Maybe, just maybe, she said "friends..." in front of the other guy to keep her fuckfest tomorrow on the downlow.

Fuck "coffee" bro. how about "Sure, I`ll try those edible handcuffs out"... "Do you have any, or shall we pick them up?"

Don`t waste time bro... She did`nt.

Pulled the words right out of my mouth. It was totally to keep things secret from the other waiter.

 

[TXM4DM4N]

Or give BBF her phone number and let him work her up with phone sex before she goes to work, where you can later ambush her pinned up sexual frustration.

 

[SoreArms]

Thanks bros,

I hear you guys on the taking charge part. My original plan, before I even started there, was to play it cool and slow and have them persue me, like Jersey Art said, but this chick threw in a wild card andmade me forget the game plan. Oh well, it is what it is and I hope what it is, is some kinky sex. If not, I hope to find a cool way to move on to hit on the other chicks there and still seem like good/cool guy rather than a horn ball that just wants to bone them all (even though thats exactly what I am).

 

[TXM4DM4N]

hornball? nah, get your pimp on mang.

 

[ChefWide]

Spot on. It isn't manipulation. He's the one who has to stick his neck out so to speak

The first thing that popped into my mind when I was reading his post was along the lines of

Her: telling the edible hand cuff anecdote

Me: "Are you threatening me? Is that some kind of threat? I'm not sure I could trust you if I were tied up and helpless. What exactly are you planning on doing to me" Treat the whole thing as a joke and be flirty.

Then to ask her out I would do this long drawn out "It's cool talking to you. If only there were some way two people who worked together could sit down, grab a cup of coffee, and talk outside of work. I can't believe no one has ever invented some kind of casual ritual where two people could meet outside of work. You would think in all the thousands of years of human development someone could have come up with a way..............."

And just keep going until she suggests it herself

If she isn't too bright though, that could take a while

.... so you're suggesting that telling her you have a buck Armadillo raging in your trousers was not the way to start things off?

 

[Becoming]

"Girls who talk the most will do the least"

The quiet ones are always the ones you score with. They're quiet because they're afraid of what might come out if they start talking

Word to your fuckin mother!

You need to find your own damn handcuffs (perhaps non edible ), be prepared... if she is the typical young big mouth waitress type, everyone will know your business before you do. Dont tell her anything you dont want her to repeat.... You aren't there to make friends damnit! represent & post pics!!! QUOTE]
This is also quite knowlegable...

now quit fucking around and post up some skanky pics dude!

 

[jerseyart]

.... so you're suggesting that telling her you have a buck Armadillo raging in your trousers was not the way to start things off?

It's already written on my crotch in 5 languages, as well as graphically illustrated.

Can't this chick read?

 

[the nature boy]

The restaraunt environment is fun as hell. There's lots of things you can get away with that you can't do at a corporate gig. It was like a co-ed locker room with some random fucking in between the filthy talk.

 

[ChefWide]

It's already written on my crotch in 5 languages, as well as graphically illustrated.

Can't this chick read?

Machine wrapped? with butter?


Punt Cunch.

 

[SoreArms]

The restaraunt environment is fun as hell. There's lots of things you can get away with that you can't do at a corporate gig. It was like a co-ed locker room with some random fucking in between the filthy talk.

It would be alot funner if I didn't have a morning job and could go out and party with these chicks during the week.

 

[the nature boy]

It would be alot funner if I didn't have a morning job and could go out and party with these chicks during the week.

Hell yeah. That's when a lot of the crazy shit happened, during the week. Looks like every now and then you're going to have to say "fuck it" and go out on a tuesday.

 

[john937]

So, youre going to do her, and the next day you're going to come to work,
and this girl has told every other co-worker your girth, length, moles, sexual techniques, hotness rateing.
You ok with that. ? Comes with fucking the coworkers.

 

[gonelifting]

So, youre going to do her, and the next day you're going to come to work,
and this girl has told every other co-worker your girth, length, moles, sexual techniques, hotness rateing.
You ok with that. ? Comes with fucking the coworkers.

lmao and that`s a BAD thing? Nothing but good stuff to say after I get through with a woman. The others would be lining up to see what the fuss is about. Sexual techniques and all... BEST advertisement IMO.

 

[jerseyart]

LMAO

Someone has issues

 

[ChefWide]

LMAO

Someone has issues

LOL.

Someone doesn't know that when you penetrate the alpha female in a new micro-climate you must be Viagra hard and ready to lick the hakka chinese character set... twice.

If Mr. Happy goes Mr. Melancholy with your first new office boink: resign.

 

[SoreArms]

So, youre going to do her, and the next day you're going to come to work,
and this girl has told every other co-worker your girth, length, moles, sexual techniques, hotness rateing.
You ok with that. ? Comes with fucking the coworkers.

I both fear and look forward to the spreading of the word. If i do good, it can only improve business. If I don't, then that pussy mine might as well be filled with coal.

LOL.

Someone doesn't know that when you penetrate the alpha female in a new micro-climate you must be Viagra hard and ready to lick the hakka chinese character set... twice.

If Mr. Happy goes Mr. Melancholy with your first new office boink: resign.

No shit, not only is a good performace in order, but I really need to shine and make it my Broadway fuck (maybe I'll wear the technicolor dream coat!). I need to make sure my name lights up in bright neon lights whenever she thinks about me after.