So I'm on the second date with this chick, and I'm on her on my couch, making with the smoochy face

[heatherrae]

Re: So I'm on the second date with this chick, and I'm on her on my couch, making wit

Is that Beckham chic's bosom all natty? Wow I might look for some pics of her later.

Her chest is about as all natural as the glowing trees at chernoble (I know I spelled that wrong, but I'm too lazy to look it up).

HTH

 

[Gambino]

nothing below the waist?? what's the point??

 

[heatherrae]

nothing below the waist?? what's the point??

ditto.

lol.

 

[jh1]

nothing below the waist?? what's the point??

That's when you get out a dildo and smack them about the face with it outta no where... and be all like "What? that shit ain't below the waist!" when they look at you like ur strange.

 

[RottenWillow]

You should've just looked at her and said, "I know, I know..." then continued.

you forgot to specify thoughtful tone and briefly downcast eyes. Crtical elements to that play.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Did you punch her in the snotbox?

 

[jestro]

Ok, I was a little drunk when I posted this. But you want to hear an all time classic jestro lines from last night?

"we don't have to fuck, we can still have orgasims."

God, I really don't know why the chicks aren't all over me. I am fucking smooth!
BTW, there were no big macs involved, she ordered the most expenive thing on the menu (steak).

 

[heavy_duty]

that's not a chick my friend that's a GIRL!
WTF was she 14 or what???

And she says "wait, what are we doing?"
That pisses me off every time. She really wants to know, that I'm not going to fuck her and chuck her. She wants me to say all that bs your supposed to say. Well fuck that, she should have asked me where I was at before, it's like fucking bribery, wait till your all fucking ready to go, then try to get you to commit.
Chicks.

 

[jh1]

Ok, I was a little drunk when I posted this. But you want to hear an all time classic jestro lines from last night?

"we don't have to fuck, we can still have orgasims."

God, I really don't know why the chicks aren't all over me. I am fucking smooth!
BTW, there were no big macs involved, she ordered the most expenive thing on the menu (steak).

Pics.

 

[jestro]

Fuck no I'm not posting pics, you geys talk smack about models, and she aint one.
And HD, get this, you ready...thirtyfuckingfive!