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so i spend 2 hours cooking dinner for her...

bran987

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and as I'm walking to the dining room table with the 2 plates in my hand I step on her $250 sunglasses that are on the floor on the carpet and break them.

now, riddle me this, which is correct.

1) I should watch where I'm stepping, and apologize.
2) why are $250 sunglasses on the floor?
3) I gained weight in europe and this is the beginning of breaking a bunch of shit as a consequence.
 
I can't believe you didn't return my call.

Also, the correct answer is: if they were Prada's then you should cane yourself
 
1 is correct.

If she's a good girl, she say 'no no, my fault... not sure how / why they are there'

Put it in her butt.

If you want coke, let me know,
 
2????

TWO??

You morons... unless this bitch is your wife, you always say sorry... even if you don't mean it.

WTF?
 
jh1 said:
2????

TWO??

You morons... unless this bitch is your wife, you always say sorry... even if you don't mean it.

WTF?
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LOL It's called training them young.
 
throw the pieces in the trash and divulge nothing.




"never complain, never explain"----words of wisdom from my Dad for dealing with women.
 
you can replace the chick for less than 250

therefore, tell her shes a goof for leaving them on the floor and if the vibe dies, (drago voice) "it dies"
 
rnch said:
throw the pieces in the trash and divulge nothing.




"never complain, never explain"----words of wisdom from my Dad for dealing with women.
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Im going with Rnch on this one....lo9lollolo
 
2 and 3

wait, bran is with a girl that likes black dudes?

isn't she going to be... you know...






























dissapointed?
 
Totally #2. I'd never leave mine on the floor.

You know they may be fake...something to think about, because if they were real they would be in her real case in he purse as soon as she took them off!
 
#4 make a quick trip to mexico and buy a knock off set, fuck it buy 2 of them for 11$
 
Kitty doesn't know why YOU were cooking dinner for HER in the first place.

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all the whey said:
Kitty doesn't know why YOU were cooking dinner for HER in the first place.

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Exactly, he has no "hand" now.
It's like picking up a 2 and 7 (off suit)

Got to fold em bud!
 
avidinternet said:
Totally #2. I'd never leave mine on the floor.

You know they may be fake...something to think about, because if they were real they would be in her real case in he purse as soon as she took them off!
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YES!


or she's spoiled rotten brat that has mommie and daddy replacce her stuff at her whim.

So it's hard to say.
 
i think a #1 is in order. then a #2. on her face. just kidding, ew gross.

but seriously. i'm pretty sure it would feel awkward not to apologize, simply because it's a normal reaction or instinctive behaviour...at least for myself and others who don't hate freedom.
 
just punch her in the face so hard she doesnt remember shit

make up an elaborate story on what happened

do something really really weird while she's passedout.
 
yeah, dating a broad dumb enough to wear 250$ sunglasses. Well that should be your first sign that you should hit the exit ramp, for 'oh so many reasons too numerous to list'
UNLESS, she is the daughter of a Greek shipping magnate (in which she shouldnt give a shit, it would be like you dropping a penny or a millionth of a penny if they made one). Otherwise, she is a poser
 
I wear $250 Oak's. The last pair lasted me six years. Expensive price, but I could never find sunglasses that looked right on me. I always wanted a specific style that was hard to find.



:cow:
 
vegemitesammich said:
yeah, dating a broad dumb enough to wear 250$ sunglasses. Well that should be your first sign that you should hit the exit ramp, for 'oh so many reasons too numerous to list'
UNLESS, she is the daughter of a Greek shipping magnate (in which she shouldnt give a shit, it would be like you dropping a penny or a millionth of a penny if they made one). Otherwise, she is a poser
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thats not fair. I bet you spent a stupid amount of money on something someone else would find poserish

10billion dollars that chick inherited and her stepdad is stealing it from her I want to her and drive around in her cars
 
samoth said:
I wear $250 Oak's. The last pair lasted me six years. Expensive price, but I could never find sunglasses that looked right on me. I always wanted a specific style that was hard to find.



:cow:
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how about forgetting your vanity and just buying a pair that protect your eyes? I mean there is something to be said for utilitarianism over wasteful expenditure. Protection from the sun costs a few bucks. Anything else is fashion and that should be saved for the Copa Cabana
 
how about punching people cause they suck at life?

start with vegetarians...fuck em
 
UA_Iron said:
thats not fair. I bet you spent a stupid amount of money on something someone else would find poserish

10billion dollars that chick inherited and her stepdad is stealing it from her I want to her and drive around in her cars
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Nope I live a STRICTLY egotistical lifestyle. It's sorta like a buddhist monk, but not at all really.
I dont spend money to impress people, they are simply just impressed. It's actually fairly cheap and I can contribute loads to my retirement portfolio because of it.
You just have to work it right and people will be impressed at a very low rate, no need for expensive sunglasses when you tell them you own a sunglasses importation company. See what I mean?
 
vegemitesammich said:
how about forgetting your vanity and just buying a pair that protect your eyes? I mean there is something to be said for utilitarianism over wasteful expenditure. Protection from the sun costs a few bucks. Anything else is fashion and that should be saved for the Copa Cabana
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So my wardrobe of Nike golf shirts should be replaced by Hanes undershirts?

I'm a label whore, so long as the product lasts a long time. I'll pay significantly more for the name of a product brand if it's prestigious and has some quality and longevity assiciated with it (cue Nike jokes here, lol). I take care of my belongings, and often have stuff 5-10 years later still in usable condition.



:cow:
 
UA_Iron said:
how about punching people cause they suck at life?

start with vegetarians...fuck em
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Well my father taught me pacifism, he said: "Never, ever hit a man in the face, unless you are absolutely sure you can get away with it."

As far as vegetarians, who cares? I hope you are NOT so freaking stupid to not know the difference between vegemite and vegetarianism. One being the ultimate hangover cure b/c of all the B vitamins, the other, being killers of innocent plants
 
vegemitesammich said:
Nope I live a STRICTLY egotistical lifestyle. It's sorta like a buddhist monk, but not at all really.
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So... do you know anything about DXM and transcendentalism via the fifth plateau? *cough*



:cow:
 
samoth said:
So my wardrobe of Nike golf shirts should be replaced by Hanes undershirts?

I'm a label whore, so long as the product lasts a long time. I'll pay significantly more for the name of a product brand if it's prestigious and has some quality and longevity assiciated with it (cue Nike jokes here, lol). I take care of my belongings, and often have stuff 5-10 years later still in usable condition.



:cow:
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Why would you pay for marketing hype?
 
samoth said:
So my wardrobe of Nike golf shirts should be replaced by Hanes undershirts?

I'm a label whore, so long as the product lasts a long time. I'll pay significantly more for the name of a product brand if it's prestigious and has some quality and longevity assiciated with it (cue Nike jokes here, lol). I take care of my belongings, and often have stuff 5-10 years later still in usable condition.



:cow:
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If you took maticulous care of your clothes you might have a shirt 5 years old that looks like it did the day you bought it. But with clothes, that's the problem. It has a 5 year old style.
 
vegemitesammich said:
Nope I live a STRICTLY egotistical lifestyle. It's sorta like a buddhist monk, but not at all really.
I dont spend money to impress people, they are simply just impressed. It's actually fairly cheap and I can contribute loads to my retirement portfolio because of it.
You just have to work it right and people will be impressed at a very low rate, no need for expensive sunglasses when you tell them you own a sunglasses importation company. See what I mean?
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no, I cannot comprehend that line. I do not see what you mean.
 
People People

We are getting of track here.

The point is Bran987 should not have cooked her dinner in the first place.

He should have known better than to treat a girl like that the second she showed up in those blue $250 sun glasses.

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I told him to knock her the fuck out and pretend like nothing happened kind of.
 
vegemitesammich said:
Why would you pay for marketing hype?
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Prestige factor. I prefer to dress well, whether an obscure death metal shirt that goes for $100 and leathers, or casual-dress with nice dress pants, shirts, and shoes. (I can't afford to dress well with strict dress clothes, eg. suites, etc.)



:cow:
 
UA_Iron said:
no, I cannot comprehend that line. I do not see what you mean.
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Then you fail the test, you are dumb for life,


"sweep on you fat greasy citizens~ William Shakespeare"
 
jh1 said:
If you took maticulous care of your clothes you might have a shirt 5 years old that looks like it did the day you bought it. But with clothes, that's the problem. It has a 5 year old style.
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I've sold old band shirts faded gray with holes in them for over $30, lol. I guess my comment really applies to band shirts that I used to wear and collect all the time. Those don't go out of style after 5-10 years; rather, they increase in rarity and value. Definitely wouldn't apply to Nike shirts, though.
 
vegemitesammich said:
yeah, dating a broad dumb enough to wear 250$ sunglasses. Well that should be your first sign that you should hit the exit ramp, for 'oh so many reasons too numerous to list'
UNLESS, she is the daughter of a Greek shipping magnate (in which she shouldnt give a shit, it would be like you dropping a penny or a millionth of a penny if they made one). Otherwise, she is a poser
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HHAHAHAHHAA

Your screen name is ironic....

well, it is to me because I just came off of Arabian's thread about his eharm woman and this thread of bran's date and you the "yeastsammich"

seems fitting to me right now.
 
vegemitesammich said:
Well my father taught me pacifism, he said: "Never, ever hit a man in the face, unless you are absolutely sure you can get away with it."

As far as vegetarians, who cares? I hope you are NOT so freaking stupid to not know the difference between vegemite and vegetarianism. One being the ultimate hangover cure b/c of all the B vitamins, the other, being killers of innocent plants
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vegemite cures hangovers because of all the b-vitamins huh. Fuck the vegemite, buy a b-complex for cheaper, dipshit.
 
UA_Iron said:
vegemite cures hangovers because of all the b-vitamins huh. Fuck the vegemite, buy a b-complex for cheaper, dipshit.
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LMAO..

I gotta see you interact with peeps IRL...
 
samoth said:
Prestige factor. I prefer to dress well, whether an obscure death metal shirt that goes for $100 and leathers, or casual-dress with nice dress pants, shirts, and shoes. (I can't afford to dress well with strict dress clothes, eg. suites, etc.)



:cow:
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Given two identical pairs of clothing, made in the same Chinese factory.
One has no company 'marketing' to whore their product or service.
The other set of clothing at 1/4 the price (remember, identical clothing missing just the labels)
Which would you choose and why?

To lessen the divide on the meaning here, Company A looks in the Thomas Register for clothing manufacturerers, finds the cheapest price but has the best quality per thread count and an extensive business list, including making shirts for Nike. She says, give me the Nike shirts but without the logo.

She does, gets them for 4$ dollars per shirt at given color. She sells for 10$ to raise proceeds for breast cancer research with just a pink sticker.
The comparable Nike shirt, costs 85$

They both are identical, both made in the same factory, both feel the same. The simple difference is that no one notices the 'swoosh' on your shirt (which normally is the case if it was there)
Explain the cost/benefit analysis of such purchasing please, it dumbfounds me
 
Anyone else think this veggysamich girl has a very hair pussy?

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plants are what food eats. Fuck em. a precursor to what 7 million years of supreme evolution provided us...the ability to utilize high energy food sources such as flesh and the accompanying fatty tissues.

fuck this, I want some carne asada
 
samoth said:
LOL @ "innocent plants".

Wouldn't this logically imply there exists "guilty plants"?



:cow:
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Venus Fly Traps?


And those huge flowers that stink for like a mile... and they mimic the smell of a rotting corpse...


I say guilty as fug.
 
samoth said:
LOL @ "innocent plants".

Wouldn't this logically imply there exists "guilty plants"?



:cow:
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Yes, the Venus Flytrap


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Guess what else comes from Venus!!
 
vegemitesammich said:
Given two identical pairs of clothing, made in the same Chinese factory.
One has no company 'marketing' to whore their product or service.
The other set of clothing at 1/4 the price (remember, identical clothing missing just the labels)
Which would you choose and why?

To lessen the divide on the meaning here, Company A looks in the Thomas Register for clothing manufacturerers, finds the cheapest price but has the best quality per thread count and an extensive business list, including making shirts for Nike. She says, give me the Nike shirts but without the logo.

She does, gets them for 4$ dollars per shirt at given color. She sells for 10$ to raise proceeds for breast cancer research with just a pink sticker.
The comparable Nike shirt, costs 85$

They both are identical, both made in the same factory, both feel the same. The simple difference is that no one notices the 'swoosh' on your shirt (which normally is the case if it was there)
Explain the cost/benefit analysis of such purchasing please, it dumbfounds me
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The problem with your hypothetical here is that only .0002% of the people have enough time on their hands to be savvy enough about this catagory of consumer goods to know if they are getting quality or not...

So they go to brands to GUARANTEE the quaility.

Get it, fuckwad?
 
jh1 said:
LMAO..

I gotta see you interact with peeps IRL...
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IRL = in real life ? I suppose this is the correct answer. Fuck your acronyms.
 
UA_Iron said:
vegemite cures hangovers because of all the b-vitamins huh. Fuck the vegemite, buy a b-complex for cheaper, dipshit.
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Shall I link you to xray videos as undigested vitamin tablets remain whole as they pass through the intestinal tract? Or shall you just eat burnt toast with carbon and some vegemite and quit your bitching. I didnt invent the hangover cure moron, are you still in college or something?
 
UA_Iron said:
IRL = in real life ? I suppose this is the correct answer. Fuck your acronyms.
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Yes In Real Life. I am just as blunt if not more, we'd get along. Everyone would want to fight us.

Fuck your couch, bitch.
 
vegemitesammich said:
Given two identical pairs of clothing, made in the same Chinese factory.
One has no company 'marketing' to whore their product or service.
The other set of clothing at 1/4 the price (remember, identical clothing missing just the labels)
Which would you choose and why?

To lessen the divide on the meaning here, Company A looks in the Thomas Register for clothing manufacturerers, finds the cheapest price but has the best quality per thread count and an extensive business list, including making shirts for Nike. She says, give me the Nike shirts but without the logo.

She does, gets them for 4$ dollars per shirt at given color. She sells for 10$ to raise proceeds for breast cancer research with just a pink sticker.
The comparable Nike shirt, costs 85$

They both are identical, both made in the same factory, both feel the same. The simple difference is that no one notices the 'swoosh' on your shirt (which normally is the case if it was there)
Explain the cost/benefit analysis of such purchasing please, it dumbfounds me
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I wear the Nike shirt (or whatever name-brand) solely for prestige factor. (I don't wear generic Nike, just the $50-$80 golf shirts. Why? They're the only casual dress shirts that look okay, fit okay, are thick material, and are available in 20 bland variations of the same bland design. I don't like colorful patters on shirts... I often buy 2-3 dark color variations of the same design with little to differentiate them after a few washes.)

I freely admit to wearing stuff 'cause of the name. If it's on my body, it better be something prestigious. Like, right now, I'm wearing a LS Mayhem "Grand Declaration of War" 2000 tour shirt. It's very prestigious, and I don't care how many children died making it. Mayhem would probably want a 1:1 ratio of dead children:shirts made.



:cow:
 
jh1 said:
The problem with your hypothetical here is that only .0002% of the people have enough time on their hands to be savvy enough about this catagory of consumer goods to know if they are getting quality or not...

So they go to brands to GUARANTEE the quaility.

Get it, fuckwad?
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Its a simple logic question fuckwad, not a question about time management. You can easily find this information out. And being that you live online most of your adult life having no woman, should easily be able to find this out.
It would free up money for your coke habit. Just trying to help you out
 
vegemitesammich said:
Shall I link you to xray videos as undigested vitamin tablets remain whole as they pass through the intestinal tract? Or shall you just eat burnt toast with carbon and some vegemite and quit your bitching. I didnt invent the hangover cure moron, are you still in college or something?
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Pretty sure out buddy-bud UA-IRON doens't fuck around with his B Vitamins..

He injects...

You got an xray of some poor schmuck passing a b-12 injection whole?
 
vegemitesammich said:
Its a simple logic question fuckwad, not a question about time management. You can easily find this information out. And being that you live online most of your adult life having no woman, should easily be able to find this out.
It would free up money for your coke habit. Just trying to help you out
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I just can't put my finger on whose alter you are. I don't think you're BB.

Hmm...



:cow:
 
vegemitesammich said:
Its a simple logic question fuckwad, not a question about time management. You can easily find this information out. And being that you live online most of your adult life having no woman, should easily be able to find this out.
It would free up money for your coke habit. Just trying to help you out
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Oh.. I have a woman.. she's out fucking her g/f and doing coke. Me. I longer partake.

Thx.
 
vegemitesammich said:
Shall I link you to xray videos as undigested vitamin tablets remain whole as they pass through the intestinal tract? Or shall you just eat burnt toast with carbon and some vegemite and quit your bitching. I didnt invent the hangover cure moron, are you still in college or something?
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are they vitamin B tablets specifically? if not, then do you think its appropriate to apply these studies to something else - or could you prove that all vitamins absorb at the same rate, in the same manner, through the same mechanism?
 
UA_Iron said:
are they vitamin B tablets specifically? if not, then do you think its appropriate to apply these studies to something else - or could you prove that all vitamins absorb at the same rate, in the same manner, through the same mechanism?
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Yes they are B vitamins, every single vital amine was xrayed as to how it passes the gut using the same compaction technique of pill making.
Vitamins are different, they are encased in plumbdum in the manufacturing process unlike regular pills.
 
vegemitesammich said:
Yes they are B vitamins, every single vital amine was xrayed as to how it passes the gut using the same compaction technique of pill making.
Vitamins are different, they are encased in plumbdum in the manufacturing process unlike regular pills.
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well I usually uncap them and snort them. You got anything against that ingestion method?
 
UA_Iron said:
well I usually uncap them and snort them. You got anything against that ingestion method?
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Kitty has a more efficient way to take them.

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UA_Iron said:
well I usually uncap them and snort them. You got anything against that ingestion method?
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Well that means you lose the plumbdum moniker on the outside, so that is a good thing
 
vegemitesammich said:
Well that means you lose the plumbdum moniker on the outside, so that is a good thing
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Sorry, no dictionaries indexed in the selected category contain the word plumbdumb.

Will this be on the GRE verbal section?



:cow:
 
samoth said:
Sorry, no dictionaries indexed in the selected category contain the word plumbdumb.

Will this be on the GRE verbal section?



:cow:
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UA-iron eats paint chips



















and his momma has no shoes!
 
samoth said:
LOL!

Hiya Bran! How's Germany? How much are B vitamins over there?



:cow:
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pretty good man. no worries btw I still got laid whew.

oh and she does take good care of them only reason I feel bad, she's pretty frugal except for looking cute which is a woman's most important investment.

kb i'll call you soon love
 
vegemitesammich said:
UA-iron eats paint chips
and his momma has no shoes!
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paint chips huh? Is that what you were alluding to with the plumdumb...did you perhaps mean plumbum Latin for the element commonly known as lead (Pb)?

I will ignore the second part of the statement.
 
bran987 said:
pretty good man. no worries btw I still got laid whew.

oh and she does take good care of them only reason I feel bad, she's pretty frugal except for looking cute which is a woman's most important investment.

kb i'll call you soon love
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They are FAKE. No woman is going to leave a pair of the good ones on the floor, espcecially if she is otherwise frugal. Just tell her you can tell that they are knock-offs and sorry about her luck. Or give her the $20 that they really cost. ;-)
 
heatherrae said:
They are FAKE. No woman is going to leave a pair of the good ones on the floor, espcecially if she is otherwise frugal. Just tell her you can tell that they are knock-offs and sorry about her luck. Or give her the $20 that they really cost. ;-)
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Um... You haven't met my ex. Excuse me.

Most non-appreciative, spoiled brat ass biatch you'll ever meet. Bought that girl 300 D&G shades for xmas, 2 months later she was crying cause I wouldn't by her a pair of kate spades that cost 200...

She lost the 300 pair on float trip... who, on gods earth, bring 300 glasses on a canoe...
 
jh1 said:
Um... You haven't met my ex. Excuse me.

Most non-appreciative, spoiled brat ass biatch you'll ever meet. Bought that girl 300 D&G shades for xmas, 2 months later she was crying cause I wouldn't by her a pair of kate spades that cost 200...

She lost the 300 pair on float trip... who, on gods earth, bring 300 glasses on a canoe...
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:wavey:

but I sure as shit wouldn't lose them.

Plus, he said his girl was frugal, not a coke whore, so... J/K cutie. ;-)
 
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