So, I just had to pee in my sink

[redsamurai]

My toilet has been a mess for a few days now. Maintenance should be here tomorrow (yeah right). The only other toilet is my roomie's but he is in his room with the door closed, prob drinking or smoking weed or sleeping, so I don't want to disturb him.

I REALLY had to go. So I just did....in my sink. The water was running the entire time and there was virtually no drip.

Cool?

not only is it cool.........it's almost man law when it's 2am and you're fumbling around in the bathroom in the dark. If I sit down like a girl, I'm not getting back up........if I pee normally, it's probably going off to the sides and god knows where else. So I fire up the sink..........drape my cock over the edge and it's perfect........no drippage anywhere, water takes it all away.......I remain in my semi concious state and get back to sleep as soon as I hit the sheets..........can I get a "whoa man law"!!!!

 

[redsamurai]

Never. Girls don't do that.

Oh I forgot.........roses come outta y'alls asses when you fart too huh?............ The first girl that takes a deuce that makes my toilet tapout............I'm going to put a ring on her finger.

 

[Lestat]

sounds classy, and you complain about your roommate because....?

 

[KillahBee]

sounds classy, and you complain about your roommate because....?

I have a private bathroom, so your point is kind of....not really a point.

Try again.

 

[jackangel]

l to the mao.

please don't ever call anyone else classless again.

if the choice is between waking a motherfucker up, or interrupting his intoxication, versus pissing in the sink...i choose the latter.

oh shit. i meant the former, not the latter. me=tard. but anyway, i is gonna be disturbing a nigga.

 

[KillahBee]

oh shit. i meant the former, not the latter. me=tard. but anyway, i is gonna be disturbing a nigga.

it's a survival game, I gots to do what I gots to do.

 

[jackangel]

since you have attractive neighbours, this would have been a perfect time to knock on some doors and try the please-let-me-piss-in-your-mouth approach. bran739 told me about that one, says it works every time.

 

[KillahBee]

since you have attractive neighbours, this would have been a perfect time to knock on some doors and try the please-let-me-piss-in-your-mouth approach. bran739 told me about that one, says it works every time.

that furball is giving his secrets out free?>???3

 

[Lestat]

I have a private bathroom, so your point is kind of....not really a point.

Try again.

ah, i thought you pissed in the kitchen sink.

no big deal if its your own.