So, I just had to pee in my sink

[KillahBee]

My toilet has been a mess for a few days now. Maintenance should be here tomorrow (yeah right). The only other toilet is my roomie's but he is in his room with the door closed, prob drinking or smoking weed or sleeping, so I don't want to disturb him.

I REALLY had to go. So I just did....in my sink. The water was running the entire time and there was virtually no drip.

Cool?

 

[jh1]

Love pissing in my sink, and other peeps sinks too...

My shower as well...

 

[Cal_21]

Living in a frat house I've seen some dudes pee in some pretty rank places. Fishtank/floor/someone's bedroom door, off the balcony onto a family of raccoons, jar of pickles the sink as well. I had to piss in a waste basket once too...lol The sink is kinda like a urinal right? I had to use one once but made sure to run the water & dish soap after.

 

[jh1]

Can I come pee in ur sink, KillahBee?

I asked Pddiddd, he said no fucking way.

 

[PICK3]

Cut back on the fiber until you get your shitter fixed.

 

[Gambino]

classlessness
string bean style
the west is like that though

 

[KillahBee]

"It's all pipes!!!!!!!!!!!!"

JH! - if by "sink" you mean "my chest" , then hells yes

 

[KillahBee]

classlessness
string bean style
the west is like that though

I know, I'm falling into their ways.

 

[jerkbox]

i woulda went in the tub, but that's just me

 

[KillahBee]

i woulda went in the tub, but that's just me

Too many logistical issues. My shower head doesn't hit where the drain is too well, so there'd be potential pee residue still there in the morning.

 

[jh1]

Too many logistical issues. My shower head doesn't hit where the drain is too well, so there'd be potential pee residue still there in the morning.

That's the best. You get to splash around in it to rinse it away.


Fucking rocks.

 

[heatherrae]

What about if you have to go number 2?

 

[jh1]

What about if you have to go number 2?

Shit in the shower.


Step on it with your heel over the the drain..

Makes dookie noodles.

 

[heatherrae]

Shit in the shower.


Step on it with your heel over the the drain..

Makes dookie noodles.

ugh

 

[jestro]

I know, I'm falling into their ways.

Awww bullshit! You're bringin in your dirty eastern ways.

 

[string_bean00]

Shit in the shower.


Step on it with your heel over the the drain..

Makes dookie noodles.

LMAO DOOKIE NOODLES

 

[KillahBee]

I do have a seat in my shower tho (fuggin handicaps), so I could sit down and pee, just like jerkbox does normally

 

[crazyjoe]

What about if you have to go number 2?

A massive deuce is what fucked her toilet up in the first place!

 

[KillahBee]

A massive deuce is what fucked her toilet up in the first place!

wtffff

 

[Stefka]

wtffff

Well, what did you do to it then?

 

[heatherrae]

wtffff

did you notice he called you a "her?"


lol.

 

[jh1]

Well, what did you do to it then?

Stefka, sweet-tits, please tell me you never leave massive dueces that clog toliets.

 

[KillahBee]

did you notice he called you a "her?"


lol.

Did you notice that was the part I bolded??

 

[heatherrae]

Did you notice that was the part I bolded??

obviously not.

 

[KillahBee]

Well, what did you do to it then?

2 days ago a fucking Hiroshima style chocolate bomb clogged it up. Maintenance came last night and fixed it. Today, the chain in the tank that connects to the handle broke (again, I fixed it once, not doin it again). So it don't flush.

 

[crazyjoe]

did you notice he called you a "her?"


lol.

My bad.
lol

 

[Stefka]

Stefka, sweet-tits, please tell me you never leave massive dueces that clog toliets.

Never. Girls don't do that.

 

[jackangel]

l to the mao.

please don't ever call anyone else classless again.

if the choice is between waking a motherfucker up, or interrupting his intoxication, versus pissing in the sink...i choose the latter.

 

[jh1]

Never. Girls don't do that.

That's correct. Thx.

 

[KillahBee]

l to the mao.

please don't ever call anyone else classless again.

if the choice is between waking a motherfucker up, or interrupting his intoxication, versus pissing in the sink...i choose the latter.

Classless

 

[redsamurai]

My toilet has been a mess for a few days now. Maintenance should be here tomorrow (yeah right). The only other toilet is my roomie's but he is in his room with the door closed, prob drinking or smoking weed or sleeping, so I don't want to disturb him.

I REALLY had to go. So I just did....in my sink. The water was running the entire time and there was virtually no drip.

Cool?

not only is it cool.........it's almost man law when it's 2am and you're fumbling around in the bathroom in the dark. If I sit down like a girl, I'm not getting back up........if I pee normally, it's probably going off to the sides and god knows where else. So I fire up the sink..........drape my cock over the edge and it's perfect........no drippage anywhere, water takes it all away.......I remain in my semi concious state and get back to sleep as soon as I hit the sheets..........can I get a "whoa man law"!!!!

 

[redsamurai]

Never. Girls don't do that.

Oh I forgot.........roses come outta y'alls asses when you fart too huh?............ The first girl that takes a deuce that makes my toilet tapout............I'm going to put a ring on her finger.

 

[Lestat]

sounds classy, and you complain about your roommate because....?

 

[KillahBee]

sounds classy, and you complain about your roommate because....?

I have a private bathroom, so your point is kind of....not really a point.

Try again.

 

[jackangel]

l to the mao.

please don't ever call anyone else classless again.

if the choice is between waking a motherfucker up, or interrupting his intoxication, versus pissing in the sink...i choose the latter.

oh shit. i meant the former, not the latter. me=tard. but anyway, i is gonna be disturbing a nigga.

 

[KillahBee]

oh shit. i meant the former, not the latter. me=tard. but anyway, i is gonna be disturbing a nigga.

it's a survival game, I gots to do what I gots to do.

 

[jackangel]

since you have attractive neighbours, this would have been a perfect time to knock on some doors and try the please-let-me-piss-in-your-mouth approach. bran739 told me about that one, says it works every time.

 

[KillahBee]

since you have attractive neighbours, this would have been a perfect time to knock on some doors and try the please-let-me-piss-in-your-mouth approach. bran739 told me about that one, says it works every time.

that furball is giving his secrets out free?>???3

 

[Lestat]

I have a private bathroom, so your point is kind of....not really a point.

Try again.

ah, i thought you pissed in the kitchen sink.

no big deal if its your own.