So I had a nocturnal emission last night..

[uamaverick]

I can't recall that ever happening to me. I jacked off too much in middle and high school.

 

[SouthernLord]

Oh yeah, I remember it too. Normally I wake up before I bust a nut, but this time it was busting a nut that woke me up!

That's pretty hot bro

The women in my dreams usually turn into demons or random homeless guys before I can bust. Total buzz kill.

 

[miplank]

That's pretty hot bro

The women in my dreams usually turn into demons or random homeless guys before I can bust. Total buzz kill.

Lol

 

[-SD-]

That's pretty hot bro

The women in my dreams usually turn into demons or random homeless guys before I can bust. Total buzz kill.

lol wtf

 

[SouthernLord]

Hahaha

 

[PICK3]

People have shared worse.

I had a gastrointestinal emission last night

 

[broonzy]

I had a gastrointestinal emission last night

Emision? Or inserion?

 

[nangiggles]

Those are the dreams we remember too!! The ones you hate to wake up from but no matter how hard you try to get back in...it's not happening.

I hate it when that happens...

 

[DannoMight]

in mine my wife is always looking for me or right there as i am about to do something bad. and every part of me is not really wanting to cheat but i am in the weird situation anyways. or someone i know just walks up on me and is like "hey whats happenin"

 

[shirlene29]

tie your wife up to something first in the dream...or get her to join in...win