So I had a nocturnal emission last night..

[chewyxrage]

in mine my wife is always looking for me or right there as i am about to do something bad. and every part of me is not really wanting to cheat but i am in the weird situation anyways. or someone i know just walks up on me and is like "hey whats happenin"

lmfao, same here. I'll be making out with two random chicks, an ex girlfriend will show up and want to fuck, and then my fiancée will come walking through the door. Pretty stressful wet dream

 

[just...v]

I've never had a nocturnal emission. I get....right...there...and f&@k! I wake up.






And I think that sucks.

 

[billfred]

I've never had a nocturnal emission. I get....right...there...and f&@k! I wake up.






And I think that sucks.

Same - and it is right there forever and I am like - what is taking so long.

 

[miplank]

When bill has a nocturnal emission he shoots dust out his penis. Poor old bastard

 

[billfred]

When bill has a nocturnal emission he shoots dust out his penis. Poor old bastard

tru dat


Wife is always saying - "How did all this dust get in the bed"?

I am like - same way it got in your pussy bitch!! Not really - don't get to spend much time in the poose.

 

[miplank]

tru dat


Wife is always saying - "How did all this dust get in the bed"?

I am like - same way it got in your pussy bitch!!

buahahhahahahahahahaha

 

[Strongbow]

Bill talking smack to the hoes. LOLOLOLZ

 

[miplank]

I wonder if Bill says "tru dat" IRL.

 

[Strongbow]

You know he does, his pimp hand is pretty strong for an old dust shooting mutha fucker

 

[miplank]

lololo