so i guess i'm going bigfoot hunting

[big_bad_buff]

Man wtf, I told my mom she isn’t going anywhere alone with this guy and now I guess I have to go with her….my moms friends husband is a forest ranger and he claims to have seen bigfoot 8 times just this one year, he knows where they live lol. The road that goes into 100 miles of wilderness is like 10 miles from my mom’s house. The road goes like 20 miles into it then stops. He said there is a rib on both sides of the road for like a miles at the base and says they have look out bigfeet (haha) that sit up on the hills to see if people are coming and to warn the others (WTF) he said they push down and drag trees in the middle of the road so the rangers cant get in and there are tracks everywhere.

Yesterday he took a bunch of BFRO (Bigfoot field researchers organization) peeps in where he thinks they are and they set up sophisticated equipment thermal image binoculars heat seeking binoculars and infrared camera recording device.

My mom is all into this crap and is now setting up a time to go on a “field trip” with this dude to go look for these things and pet them or something crazy. She’s been talking about this for years and now it’s going to go down. This guy carries a gun and wont shoot them….OK!!??!? because he is their “protector” and they have a “BOND” lol wow! If I’m going so is my 40. tucked in my jeans so is my camera so i can take a pic of my with my foot ontop of one of them jerky eatin mofo's

 

[puddlemonkey]

Let me know if you see this guy, I've been after him for awhile now

 

[Powerbuilder333]

So dementia runs in your family? Bwahahaha.

I'm from the Northwest. I don't disbelieve the existence of the Sasquatch.
Bring a camera and your sidearm. Ranger Rick might be out to perv on your Mom.

 

[Spaazkaz]

haha! hilarious man, def bring the piece and watch your back.

 

[forcd]

dude i'm in aus and i trained with a guy that started tellin me stories about big foot and how he tracks them in the states somewhere and does doccos on them... freaked the fvck outta me i thought he was gunna hunt me down haha.

 

[XBiker]

BBB hasn't logged in for a while did BF get him?

 

[puddlemonkey]

good question

 

[Blizzak]

Hey..did you ever catch BigFoot?

 

[ArmaniAK47]

lmao..

jerky eatin mofo's..

 

[fitnessfellow]

I dont know about this guy. He sounds a little "out of it". I would keep the side arm close, i think your moms friend is more of a threat than bigfoot.......