So... i got 4 offers last night

[Island Son]

1. pretty girl1 "You were making some claims earlier... and I don't have a fuck buddy.. are you up for it"? 10 minutes later, "hey you didn't tell me your name yet"

2. hot girl2 walks up "Hey I like the way you move. Do you have any kids, exwives.."
me "no kids, exwives, or std's"
girl2 "do you want my number?"

3. DD cup girl3 undoes my belt in the club, unzips and I let my pants drop "omg you really weren't going to stop me"?
me "that's as far as you're gonna go? You suck"
girl3 "teehee"

4. catching a cab home with girl3 who it turns out lives close by..cute girl4 asks for a short ride in the same direction
girl4 "It's just down this street. Hey do you guys want to come in for some tea? I have a king-sized bed"
me "YEAH"
girl3 "no"
girl4 "haha guys are always up for it, eh?"



No.... I didn't try to get laid, just had a makeout... I'm using the GoldenDelicious method.
This lack of action is the most I've had in 2 years.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

WTF is your problem? If you even got to girl 2-4 after pretty girl 1 asked if you wanted to fuck then you are clearly a closet case. Come out of the closet bro...you will feel better.

 

[cboogsrun]

sounds like your too nice. girl 3 didn't want to share. good luck in the future.

 

[Island Son]

lol yea i screwed up girl1 because i saw a hotter girl. 5'10", asian, slim, 22, and drunk. So I went off and took pics with her and her friends and got her number. Looked around and girl1 had left in a huff.

 

[Smurfy]

you were flashing your beaming smile, werent you?

 

[bran987]

GoldenDelicious method WTF?

 

[Island Son]

Yeah I was pretty hammered.. was drinking all night. Maybe that's my problem, I rarely drink that much. Amaretto cream is great!!!

 

[rnch]

...and then u woke up? with drool on your pillow and pre-cum on the sheets?

 

[rnch]

not that it has ever happened to ME, ya'll understand.....

 

[Island Son]

girl2 is crazy.

5 minutes into the conversation she went into a rant about Asian people.. they all look alike, they're taking over, "they're like aliens on earth", they're creepy etc etc. Her last name must be Michael Richards. Who does that on a first phone call with a complete stranger? And she badmouthed "those white girls who can't dance". But she's ITALIAN. ..maybe spent too much time in hiphop clubs and not enough time with a mirror.

WHY are the hot ones ALWAYS so f'ing MENTAL. And people wonder why I'm still single.

 

[ortiz34]

I smell utter and complete BULLSHIT

 

[hugeskinny]

were you wearing a coat stitched of 100 dollar bills? ahaha

 

[Phaded]

stud alert

 

[PBR]

1. pretty girl1 "You were making some claims earlier... and I don't have a fuck buddy.. are you up for it"? 10 minutes later, "hey you didn't tell me your name yet"

2. hot girl2 walks up "Hey I like the way you move. Do you have any kids, exwives.."
me "no kids, exwives, or std's"
girl2 "do you want my number?"

3. DD cup girl3 undoes my belt in the club, unzips and I let my pants drop "omg you really weren't going to stop me"?
me "that's as far as you're gonna go? You suck"
girl3 "teehee"

4. catching a cab home with girl3 who it turns out lives close by..cute girl4 asks for a short ride in the same direction
girl4 "It's just down this street. Hey do you guys want to come in for some tea? I have a king-sized bed"
me "YEAH"
girl3 "no"
girl4 "haha guys are always up for it, eh?"



No.... I didn't try to get laid, just had a makeout... I'm using the GoldenDelicious method.
This lack of action is the most I've had in 2 years.

this exact scenerio happened to me on a cruise ship...minus the cab.

 

[EnderJE]

Dude, you still at Y/E? If so, then I'm not surprised. If it was at Y/College, then I am surprised that you didn't notice the adam's apple.