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So hey guys, the contractions started.

woah! good news!

see you soon, daddy!
 
congrats bro! good luck! here's to a healthy baby and mommy! :beer:
 
If you want that babe to come then take her for a long walk tonight followed by some sexuals and she will be headed to the hospital tonight. :)
 
silverstar1025 said:
If you want that babe to come then take her for a long walk tonight followed by some sexuals and she will be headed to the hospital tonight. :)
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She's been walking to work lately. I think she's nuts. She actually jogged on Monday.

I haven't done a sexuals since the first time the little kiddo kicked me mid coitus.
 
jnevin said:
She's been walking to work lately. I think she's nuts. She actually jogged on Monday.

I haven't done a sexuals since the first time the little kiddo kicked me mid coitus.
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Walking will help for sure. Get her walking!

You actually felt a kick while fucking? LMAO!! That is funny.
 
silverstar1025 said:
Walking will help for sure. Get her walking!

You actually felt a kick while fucking? LMAO!! That is funny.
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Funny until my wang turned into an overcooked noodle.
 
I'm outta here for the day. I'll spam you fuckers with pics if she comes out soon.

I'll spam you with them anyway.
 
jnevin said:
I'm outta here for the day. I'll spam you fuckers with pics if she comes out soon.

I'll spam you with them anyway.
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Good luck!!! I hope you come back with good news.
 
Congrats man!


and Hate to say it, but she's cheating on you with the Dr.

Sorry man. I know it sucks.
 
silverstar1025 said:
You actually felt a kick while fucking? LMAO!! That is funny.
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i had to shut it down completely when i could make out the outline of a face on my wife's belly. . .i'm not that good. . .and i definitely don't need an audience. . .
 
pwned
 
YAAAAYYYY! Good luck


PS -- I hope the baby is nicer than you and thinner too. LOLOLOLOL
 
Does the bay have my nose?

*crosses fingers* I hope not.
 
Seriously though, Maury just called and said "You are NOT the father."


oh shit!
 
J-nev, your wife left this note taped to your front door...

"UPS deliveries, please leave at side door. and you owe me child support Harry!"




omg nooooo.
 
Woo Hoo! Bring something to read when you head to the Dr. , Oh yeah and bring her socks. Her feet will get cold. A tennis ball to roll on her back will save your thumbs, and don't let her squeeze the ring into other fingers, it stays sore a long time.
 
Oh wow, Jnev just sent me pics. The baby is so so cute, and ummmm, very.... ummmm.... black. *worried.
 
BNG said:
Woo Hoo! Bring something to read when you head to the Dr. , Oh yeah and bring her socks. Her feet will get cold. A tennis ball to roll on her back will save your thumbs, and don't let her squeeze the ring into other fingers, it stays sore a long time.
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What is this you are talking about? I didn't hurt anyone I had the drugs and it was all good!
 
silverstar1025 said:
What is this you are talking about? I didn't hurt anyone I had the drugs and it was all good!
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My wife dropped one with NO drugs! OMFG! MY fingers were sore & bruised. I could tell more but after the second & an epidural she has mixed feelings about which way was best I guess.
 
BNG said:
My wife dropped one with NO drugs! OMFG! MY fingers were sore & bruised. I could tell more but after the second & an epidural she has mixed feelings about which way was best I guess.
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Good for her! If I could do it all over again I would have done it naturally. I seriously think that last epi fucked me up. Sometimes I bend over and get this killer weird pain in my spine. I also started feeling nerve problems after that too. The guy that did it did it when I was NOT contracting so I felt that damn thing and jerked bad. You are supposed to be completely still.
 
silverstar1025 said:
Good for her! If I could do it all over again I would have done it naturally. I seriously think that last epi fucked me up. Sometimes I bend over and get this killer weird pain in my spine. I also started feeling nerve problems after that too. The guy that did it did it when I was NOT contracting so I felt that damn thing and jerked bad. You are supposed to be completely still.
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Mine wife too. Has a numb spot. After all these years you'd think they'd come up with something better.
 
BNG said:
Mine wife too. Has a numb spot. After all these years you'd think they'd come up with something better.
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No kidding! The needle is insane too. Hubby looked at it the first time and was like "DONT LOOK AT IT" he then had to excuse himself to the hallway so he wouldn't pass out. lol He could handle watching the birth it was the needle that made him feel light headed.
 
has it been 9 months already? Man times flies!

Good Luck and sending you happy/healthy vibes for the baby.
 
ortiz34 said:
just put my baby to sleep

wtf should I do now?

anyone wanna call me?
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You shouldn't have put her to sleep. You should have sent her to blueta to adopt...lol.
 
i got a text from jnevers yesterday saying they were "going to the hospital?" wtf

i thought they were there already!!

perhaps he was in the hospital with no signal and it never went through
 
calveless wonder said:
i got a text from jnevers yesterday saying they were "going to the hospital?" wtf

i thought they were there already!!

perhaps he was in the hospital with no signal and it never went through
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The first time was probably just a false alarm -- braxton hicks contractions.
 
my babys gotta sleep
she's a witch if she doesn't
god bless my little princess
 
calveless wonder said:
i got a text from jnevers yesterday saying they were "going to the hospital?" wtf

i thought they were there already!!

perhaps he was in the hospital with no signal and it never went through
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i got a picture text today. . .beautiful baby. :)
 
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