So Daisy is talking to Kakdiesel and texting him and shit...

[Spartacus]

we went out for about a month when I was 40 and she 20
she saw me washing my bronco outside the funeral home summer of '06 and stopped by to chat
I knew something was up
3 mos later she tracked me down on myspace
she's been supposedly getting divorced since sep '06

I've been playing it cool but at some point you gotta say
should I go ahead and do it?

her fat fcuk husband has gained over 50lbs
she doesn't even want to fuck him
so maybe i will

 

[ceo]

my married lunch date tomorrow
fuck it she's been after me for 20 months

I'd hit it.

 

[Spartacus]

I know her mom (she approved of me dating her for whatever that's worth)
apparently her husband knows who I am

 

[bw1]

we went out for about a month when I was 40 and she 20
she saw me washing my bronco outside the funeral home summer of '06 and stopped by to chat
I knew something was up
3 mos later she tracked me down on myspace
she's been supposedly getting divorced since sep '06

I've been playing it cool but at some point you gotta say
should I go ahead and do it?

her fat fcuk husband has gained over 50lbs
she doesn't even want to fuck him
so maybe i will

Fuck her husband?

 

[Spartacus]

Fuck her husband?

play on words brah

 

[Spartacus]

btw i don't do this sort of stuff
I rarely even reply to her e-mails

in the real world its rare for me to even speak to a married women for more than a sentence
esp. in the gym
gossip gets started

 

[Spartacus]

I chatted with stilleto one night drunk as hell
I didn't know she was married
what was that about?
I guess it doesn't matter as I dont remember a damn thing

 

[all the whey]

I'd hit it.

if she wasn't married


Brians don't hit married broads.

 

[ceo]

if she wasn't married


Brians don't hit married broads.

And if I wasn't married...but yeah, you know.

 

[all the whey]

And if I wasn't married...but yeah, you know.

Oh I know!

After you baby is born You wont even be having sex with your own wife!