So Crak called me earlier today.....

[jenscats5]

And try having a conversation with someone who talks & talks, blah blah blah blah, on & on & on.........

I mean, he keeps referring to "she" & "her" which I assume is his alter ego or feminine side that he refers to as a separate person. A separate person who goes out in women's clothes & makeup at the docks & picks up sailors.....I can't figure it out....

Every other word was Fuck -- Fuck this & Fuck that.....sheesh!!

And he starts talking about Area 51 & all kinds of gov't secret squirrel stuff and conspiracies about kitty litter & how it was invented by aliens who now run the IRS..... WTF????

 

[jerseyart]

Damn

When he called me all he wanted to ask was what was I wearing, how old I was when I lost my virginity, and did I think Brad Pitt was sexy

He weirded me out so I pretended we had a bad connection and hung up

 

[string_bean00]

lol

 

[The Wenis]

nomination for thread of the year

 

[Buddy_Christ]

At least I was talking. You kept telling me that you were running up and down the stairs doing cardio and that the constant humming noise i was hearing was the neighbor's snowblower

you also asked me what i was wearing and if i would take it off just for you

 

[jenscats5]

Damn

When he called me all he wanted to ask was what was I wearing, how old I was when I lost my virginity, and did I think Brad Pitt was sexy

He weirded me out so I pretended we had a bad connection and hung up

Well, if I were you I'd make sure I got caller ID fast, so you can screen your calls from here on out......

 

[jenscats5]

At least I was talking. You kept telling me that you were running up and down the stairs doing cardio and that the constant humming noise i was hearing was the neighbor's snowblower

you also asked me what i was wearing and if i would take it off just for you

At least I exercise instead of sitting around the house eating Goldfish.....

I never said it was the neighbor's snowblower -- they're digging up the street. In your poor, confused mind -- you can't keep your male/female side separate anymore, so the one is trying to take over the other, thus confusing you terribly.

I mean, conspiracies on kitty litter?? C'mon!! And in the middle of it all, you shout "Guinness & Chocolate!!"

 

[jaded]

 

[Buddy_Christ]

At least I exercise instead of sitting around the house eating Goldfish.....

I never said it was the neighbor's snowblower -- they're digging up the street. In your poor, confused mind -- you can't keep your male/female side separate anymore, so the one is trying to take over the other, thus confusing you terribly.

I mean, conspiracies on kitty litter?? C'mon!! And in the middle of it all, you shout "Guinness & Chocolate!!"

i'm surpised you can remember any of the conversation after all the panting and moaning you were doing.

and believe me, i'd be in the gym if it wasn't for this shoulder. that was a low blow Jen my balls hurt now.

 

[jenscats5]

i'm surpised you can remember any of the conversation after all the panting and moaning you were doing.

and believe me, i'd be in the gym if it wasn't for this shoulder. that was a low blow Jen my balls hurt now.

Well, it's tough running up & down the stairs..... I got winded.... plus holding the phone & dragging the cord all over & trying not to trip....

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Well, it's tough running up & down the stairs..... I got winded.... plus holding the phone & dragging the cord all over & trying not to trip....

ok, so what was the deal with all the "YES!!! YES!!!! YES!!!!" and then you saying, "damn, i need a cigarette now." ?????

 

[jenscats5]

ok, so what was the deal with all the "YES!!! YES!!!! YES!!!!" and then you saying, "damn, i need a cigarette now." ?????

Now, stop making stuff up........ You know I don't smoke....

 

[*MissFit*]

Want me to crank call u.. or are u gonna continue with the heavy breathing?

Damn

When he called me all he wanted to ask was what was I wearing, how old I was when I lost my virginity, and did I think Brad Pitt was sexy

He weirded me out so I pretended we had a bad connection and hung up

 

[Sub-Zero]

And try having a conversation with someone who talks & talks, blah blah blah blah, on & on & on.........

I mean, he keeps referring to "she" & "her" which I assume is his alter ego or feminine side that he refers to as a separate person. A separate person who goes out in women's clothes & makeup at the docks & picks up sailors.....I can't figure it out....

Every other word was Fuck -- Fuck this & Fuck that.....sheesh!!

And he starts talking about Area 51 & all kinds of gov't secret squirrel stuff and conspiracies about kitty litter & how it was invented by aliens who now run the IRS..... WTF????

heh, thats the kind of shit i do...i cuss alot and every sentence is off topic and random

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Now, stop making stuff up........ You know I don't smoke....

ok, i made up the cigarette part, but that's about all i made up.

 

[gonelifting]

So... it went well.

 

[jenscats5]

ok, i made up the cigarette part, but that's about all i made up.

Go play with your toys in your cave.....

 

[Buddy_Christ]

So... it went well.

apparently everything was going great until i made this thread - http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=371731

now she wants to kick my ass.