Okay I finally understand you, many types of sarcasm and jest fly right over my head in the forums so I've taken the approach to accept people at face value.
As for the unusual appearance of the barn owl, it's face is a natural "satellite dish," which aids in picking up faint sounds from very far away. His ears are positioned at about eye level, just behind the ridge of facial feathers and one ear is positioned higher than the other to enable him to basically "home in" on sounds. It's been proven they are capable of successfully hunting prey in complete darkness, of all the owls having the best ability to discern exactly where a sound is coming from.