so, am I dysmorphic?

[Headholio]

I'm so pissed I could javaguru you right now

That's fucked up dude.

 

[SouthernLord]

Don't be fucking stupid. For real.

 

[Headholio]

How much knowledge is really required to be an expert?
I have been active here for 6+ years and not solely in CnC.

You are granted an honorary PhD from Headholio State University.

 

[goin on 4T]

You are granted an honorary PhD from Headholio State University.

Thanks bro!

 

[goin on 4T]

you're an expert??

And I was fucking with SB.

 

[digimon7068]

And I was fucking with SB.

just curious...don't get all defensive

 

[goin on 4T]

? Defensive? Not me bro

 

[BBR100]

Shirl, you look great!

 

[Dial_tone]

I've been in mr. plunkey's neck of the woods all weekend. Have I missed any new of Shirlean curvage?

Almost drove the car off a cliff getting out of the cabin, but on he plus side I made it home with some moonshine cherries.

It's on now.

 

[Headholio]

I want me some a them moonshine cherries.

 

[WoodyO]

Fuck all y'all that told Shirlene not to use DNP, but didn't say shit about me using it.

Also, I want some moonshine berries too.

 

[uamaverick]

I'm running methamphetamine

 

[WoodyO]

I'm running some drugs in from Mexico this week.

 

[uamaverick]

I'm running ipecac

 

[nangiggles]

I'm running ipecac

Great for weight loss!

Sent from my HTC One V using EliteFitness

 

[nydj66]

Meth is the ultimate weight-loss drug.

 

[Headholio]

meth is the ultimate tooth-loss drug.

fify.

 

[bigbassturd]

Woody you really want some moonshine bro?

 

[cindylou]

I'm snorting addies and chain smoking for weight loss

 

[AFeedz]

I'm snorting addies and chain smoking for weight loss

Lolol

 

[bigpokey]

ahahhahahah not gonna lie, cindy snortin addies gettin all horny nymphoish is hawt as fuk

 

[AFeedz]

P. Fuckin S. what guy complains about a girl being nymphoish?

 

[billfred]

I'm snorting addies and chain smoking for weight loss

good plan - how is it working?

Chuck told me she does not smoke. I like him.

 

[zwhit]

P. Fuckin S. what guy complains about a girl being nymphoish?

someone who juiced their dick off

 

[cindylou]

P. Fuckin S. what guy complains about a girl being nymphoish?

hmmmmm

I'm not sure? I could take a guess at what would cause a man to accuse a woman of being a nympho? Wanna hear my theory?

 

[billfred]

P. Fuckin S. what guy complains about a girl being nymphoish?

2 words

Ho Mo

 

[Bossinova]

i'm hard as fuck

 

[bigpokey]

lolol

 

[cindylou]

good plan - how is it working?

.

average to below average results

 

[bigpokey]

hmmmmm

I'm not sure? I could take a guess at what would cause a man to accuse a woman of being a nympho? Wanna hear my theory?

i dew

 

[bigbassturd]

Yeah tell us!

And tell it really slow..

 

[Dial_tone]

P. Fuckin S. what guy complains about a girl being nymphoish?

Maybe the guy has a job? A true nympho has to have it whenever she feels the need, which is often. If she can't wait til the guy gets home she's gonna sex up the pool boy, mail man, lawn guy, neighbor, UPS man, etc. I'd like to think my girl finds my 4 inches worth waiting til I get home.

Disclaimer - I used to fuck a married coworker who admitted she was a nympho. She'd meet me for lunch just to give me a BJ, usually in my car parked right on the street. (Piedmont Rd if you know ATL)

 

[cindylou]

I would say maybe a dysfunctional and emotionally dead individual whose machismo is masking repressed and latent homosexual tendencies combined with steroid abuse

just a guess.

 

[Headholio]

Sex addiction meetings are good places to meet women.

 

[AFeedz]

Accusations like that just mean the guy isn't man enough to handle you.

Experience.

 

[Bossinova]

can I be #4?

 

[Bossinova]

I won't tell mitch i swear.

 

[cindylou]

can I be #4?

only if you swear to talk about after like you're in high school.

 

[uamaverick]

I think Shirl died from DNP use. Haven't seen her in a while...

 

[shirlene29]

dude

 

[uamaverick]

lol

 

[WoodyO]

Woody you really want some moonshine bro?

I want some of those moonshine cherries Dial Tone posted a pic of.

 

[zwhit]

I haven't had the cherries but I've had the Apple cinnamon from the same brand. it's watered down and gives moonshiners a bad name

 

[bigbassturd]

Oh fuck that I meant real shine

 

[zwhit]

not once did I get naked after drinking ol smokies moonshine

 

[bigbassturd]

Can I Popcorn?

 

[WoodyO]

I've got a bottle of white dog in my desk at work. It's like 180 proof.

 

[Dial_tone]

I've got a bottle of white dog in my desk at work. It's like 180 proof.

Racist.

 

[AFeedz]

White Dog is a really racist movie.

What a bad fucking movie.

 

[WoodyO]

What, like you've never trained a German Shepperd to attack black people on site?

 

[digimon7068]

only if you swear to talk about after like you're in high school.

just so we're clear, it's ok if i drop my batch after two pumps just like in high school too, yes??

 

[Bossinova]

Like you still don't you dusty old fart.

 

[digimon7068]

Like you still don't you dusty old fart.

you find a place where you're comfortable...

 

[cindylou]

just so we're clear, it's ok if i drop my batch after two pumps just like in high school too, yes??

um

 

[billfred]

um

that is a yes digi

 

[Dial_tone]

I haven't had the cherries but I've had the Apple cinnamon from the same brand. it's watered down and gives moonshiners a bad name

Simple math dictates the presence of anything other than alcohol would decrease the ABV and proof, doofus.

 

[WoodyO]

Lol

 

[Bossinova]

Lol@doofus

 

[jackangel]

before shirl pics = 20% chance of imminent masturbation
after shirl pics = 80% chance of imminent masturbation

thus, you look good, but this thread isn't about your looks.

what a headcase. call me?

 

[zwhit]

Simple math dictates the presence of anything other than alcohol would decrease the ABV and proof, doofus.

the real apple cinnamon moonshine is a lot stronger than 40 proof

 

[pdaddyII]

before shirl pics = 20% chance of imminent masturbation
after shirl pics = 80% chance of imminent masturbation

thus, you look good, but this thread isn't about your looks.

what a headcase. call me?

Lololololololol

 

[digimon7068]

the real apple cinnamon moonshine is a lot stronger than 40 proof

i have a quart mason jar of it on the top shelf in my fridge...i kinda like it...definitely a weekend thing though...too many carbs for a weeknight.

 

[Bossinova]

fuck yo carbs nigga!

 

[zwhit]

i have a quart mason jar of it on the top shelf in my fridge...i kinda like it...definitely a weekend thing though...too many carbs for a weeknight.

there's a guy in my neck of the woods that either makes it or distributes some pretty hot shine. it's a winter drink for me. a few ounces and I have to take a layer off

 

[bigbassturd]

Blueta had some of that I think

 

[zwhit]

I think she had some the day of the Boston bombing

 

[bigbassturd]

Oh that's blatantly obvious

 

[Headholio]

I think she had some the day of the Boston bombing

And then her panties came off.

 

[blueta2]

And then her panties came off.

2 shots and they were off

 

[zwhit]

pics?

 

[Headholio]

2 shots and they were off

LOL I guess moonshine is better than tequila, which takes 3 shots IIRC.

 

[bigbassturd]

I'd don't drink much

But i'd drink with blue


Crazy chicks are always good in the sack

 

[blueta2]

Never had moonshine. I'm a lightweight drinker so it doesn't take me much to get tipsy.

 

[blueta2]

I'd don't drink much

But i'd drink with blue


Crazy chicks are always good in the sack

Well I'm not crazy, but I am close to 47 and have a lot of experience and am pretty free in the sack

 

[bigbassturd]

It'd take you a capful of real shine

 

[zwhit]

I'd don't drink much

But i'd drink with blue


Crazy chicks are always good in the sack

yeah plus you wouldn't feel bad for roughing her up

 

[bigbassturd]

Lol!

Blue strikes me as the type to start showing tits after a couple O'douls

 

[blueta2]

hahah..NO! Ask my ex (if he still posts here), I didn't put out for a long time with him or many others. But there have been a few times I was a little quicker. I am not easy at all.

 

[bigbassturd]

Did you ever bone that blaque hockey player?

 

[blueta2]

Yes after 4 weeks of knowing him

 

[WoodyO]

Did he have the big ol' 16-incher?

 

[blueta2]

It was pretty huge! Not a fan of huge

 

[bigbassturd]

Yes after 4 weeks of knowing him

tell us more

Slowly

 

[goin on 4T]

Yes after 4 weeks of knowing him

I admire your honesty and giving up the puss!

 

[ceo]

who the fuck can wait 4 weeks?

guarantee you he was cheating on you.

 

[pdaddyII]

It was pretty huge! Not a fan of huge

Wtf?!

 

[Dial_tone]

I admire your honesty and giving up the puss!

I'd admire it a lot more if she was giving it up to me.

Sent from my Nexus 7 using Tapatalk HD

 

[blueta2]

CEO, he was not my boyfriend so he would have been entitled to date anyone else.
He was not boyfriend material for me since I found out he was a REALLY heavy drinker. That's a deal breaker for me now

 

[blueta2]

I'd admire it a lot more if she was giving it up to me.

Sent from my Nexus 7 using Tapatalk HD

If you lived closer, I would date you

 

[Captain FT]

If you lived closer, I would date you

I'll be in LA and SD May 21-26 (LA May 21-23) and Carlsbad SD area 24-26) if you wanna meat. I show you sexy time.

 

[WoodyO]

I'll be in LA and SD May 21-26 (LA May 21-23) and Carlsbad SD area 24-26) if you wanna meat. I show you sexy time.

WTF?!? We're not French Canadians here in San Diego.

 

[Dial_tone]

If you lived closer, I would date you

Canada is too cold. Meet me halfway...no clue where that would be.

 

[Captain FT]

WTF?!? We're not French Canadians here in San Diego.

I was assuming she was in CEO's area. My bad. Hey where can I get some Pliny in SD. Need a list of good craft beer bars to hit.

 

[WoodyO]

I was assuming she was in CEO's area. My bad. Hey where can I get some Pliny in SD. Need a list of good craft beer bars to hit.

Pliney is everywhere. Since you'll be in Carlsbad, I'd say pizza port is your best bet. They have a tap cam on their website, and there's usually about 30 beers on tap. Then Texas liquor is across the street and they have about 600 different bottles in their bottle shop.

 

[Captain FT]

Pliney is everywhere. Since you'll be in Carlsbad, I'd say pizza port is your best bet. They have a tap cam on their website, and there's usually about 30 beers on tap. Then Texas liquor is across the street and they have about 600 different bottles in their bottle shop.

Thx man

 

[blueta2]

Canada is too cold. Meet me halfway...no clue where that would be.

It's been 90F and sunny here for 10 days...so yeah! Not cold.
Also, where i live is not as cold as most midwest states

 

[blueta2]

I'll be in LA and SD May 21-26 (LA May 21-23) and Carlsbad SD area 24-26) if you wanna meat. I show you sexy time.

haha...so sweet (I think)

 

[Captain FT]

haha...so sweet (I think)

Was trying to be didn't know you were in Canada...(if that's where you are). Now I'm confused

 

[blueta2]

Yes I'm in Canada.....

 

[WoodyO]

That maple leaf flag under your name is pretty common here in So Cal.