Snappy comebacks

[artrius]

List yours. I'll start.

Today at work I was letting my coworker (a guy) go infront of me, and I said "Ladies first." Without missing a beat, he came back with "Yeah, I am what I eat."

 

[heatherrae]

I had a guy ask if he could get in my pants. I said, "why? One asshole in my pants is enough."

 

[wootoom]

ill fuckin chainsaw u in half and eat your intestines

 

[The Shadow]

I was asked once how it felt to be all brawn and no brains....


I asked him how it felt to be neither.

 

[sublime35]

I was asked once how it felt to be all brawn and no brains....


I asked him how it felt to be neither.

now that's funny

 

[heatherrae]

I was asked once how it felt to be all brawn and no brains....


I asked him how it felt to be neither.

cute!

 

[gotmojo]

I tend to say, Oh Yeah!...................................that's it...................Oh Yeah!

Never fails..........ZING!!!!

MOJO

 

[artrius]

That's it? Surely with the amazingly high level of sarcasm and tactless people we have here, there would be more. *sigh* ....

 

[mrplunkey]

If a woman is being critical or argumentitive of me anytime I'm working, I'll say "Hey, do I go to where you work and jump up and down on the bed?"

 

[H_T_]

 

[artrius]

I'll probably burn in hell for laughing at that, but its still funny

 

[biteme]

I'm really above this kind of gradeschool crap.

 

[Sub-Zero]

"I FUCKING HATE YOU, IM GUNNA MOVE ALL YOUR FURERATURE OUT OF YOUR HOUSE, STAB YOU, AND THEN FUCKING RAPE YOUR MOM!!!!"

i recently helped him move then he fucked me over

 

[Sub-Zero]

"I FUCKING HATE YOU, IM GUNNA MOVE ALL YOUR FURERATURE OUT OF YOUR HOUSE, STAB YOU, AND THEN FUCKING RAPE YOUR MOM!!!!"

i recently helped him move then he fucked me over

o ya that was over the phone, if it was in person i woulda just stomped him

 

[The Shadow]

I'm really above this kind of gradeschool crap.

LMAO 2 that quote and then reading your sig

 

[biteme]

LMAO 2 that quote and then reading your sig

 

[rykertest]

if you want to get everyone to laugh at the guy or girl calling you out on something just respond in a nice high voice "Hi, it's the kettle calling" and everyone laughs and their steam is gone.

In case you don't get it, it is in reference to the phrase "the pot calling the kettle black".

 

[rykertest]

I have a coworker that these 2 phrases get him everytime no matter what he is talking about or saying, I interupt him and reply in a loud voice one of the 2 phrases.

"Have you ever kissed a girl?" or "Will you please just stop talking?"

He gets so mad he can't think straight and proceeds to make a total ass of himself everytime. I swear, you think he would learn but we are going on 2 years now and he falls for it about once a week. What a tool.