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Snakes

They're everywhere. Mostly in the grass. And moist places.
 
Yeah I stepped on a cottonmouth last week and almost got fucking bit.

My dick looked like an extra bellybutton for about two days
 
"All right. Well, I know what I gotta do. We're in a 200-foot aluminum tube and we're 30,000 feet in the air. And any one of those slimy little pieces of shit can trip a circuit or a relay or a hydraulic and this bird goes down faster than a Thai hooker. So my job is to keep LAX informed on how totally screwed we are, and then find some way to keep this mother in the sky another two hours. Figure that out."
 
My grandfather in Maui had an old post WWII pic of him and about 10 other marines in the south pacific holding up some sort of 20+ foot snake they found.
 
We have a shitload of snakes in So Cal, but nothing big. King snakes, gopher snakes and rattlers are all pretty common around here.
 
Michigan has wolverines I thought?
 
zwhit said:
this one was killed in my county according to facebook

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Fuck that is bad ass right there!
No fucking around with that MF'er
 
You are off your game. What's wrong?
 
If u were talking to me, I don't have game. I've gone 9 months once without getting down and only been with 2 guys sexually in the last year. I only play a hoor on TV
 
Why so serious?
 
zwhit said:
Michigan has snakes?
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This is the North Woods bro

Anyway we were walking down to Lake Superior and on the trail was a 2ft slithering ribbon snake and i lost my shit. Full blown panic. Needless to say we walked back to the car and went home.
 
Are those venemous?

Only bad snakes around here are moccs, cottonmouths, rattlers and coral snakes. I think those are the only poisonous ones that live around here. We have a shitload of snakes but for the most part they are like king snakes, garters, grass snakes, milk snakes or chicken snakes...
 
a buddy of mine got bit by a copperhead last year. looked like he fell off the lawn mower and ran himself over. I'll see if I can find pics
 
What we have here, little yellow sister, is a magnificent specimen of pure Alabama Blacksnake. But it ain't too goddamned beaucoup.
 
holyfuck I have video footage from my security cameras of me mowing my lawn and coming across a bigass snake...



I shit my pants...Cindy saw it!
 
The ribbon snake i saw is most defnot venomous but that dont fuckin matter when you have a fucking phobia of snakes
 
bigbassturd said:
Yeah I stepped on a cottonmouth last week and almost got fucking bit.

My dick looked like an extra bellybutton for about two days
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holy fuck i'm dyin on so many levels. :lmao:

I'm man enough to admit I would soil myself instantly and have to do the walk of shame back home.
 
bigbassturd said:
Are those venemous?

Only bad snakes around here are moccs, cottonmouths, rattlers and coral snakes. I think those are the only poisonous ones that live around here. We have a shitload of snakes but for the most part they are like king snakes, garters, grass snakes, milk snakes or chicken snakes...
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That's too many fucking snakes
 
redsamurai said:
holy fuck i'm dyin on so many levels. :lmao:

I'm man enough to admit I would soil myself instantly and have to do the walk of shame back home.
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dude fuck those things seriously. They hide under shit and wait to fuck you up when you do yardwork. Plus everyone around here lives so far from a hospital that a snake bite could damn well kill you before you got treatment.

I was jumpy as fuck for a few days. Couple sticks laying on the ground got the shovel
 
bigbassturd said:
dude fuck those things seriously. They hide under shit and wait to fuck you up when you do yardwork. Plus everyone around here lives so far from a hospital that a snake bite could damn well kill you before you got treatment.

I was jumpy as fuck for a few days. Couple sticks laying on the ground got the shovel
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thats' why we should sell Texas and NM back to the Mexicans for a couple trillion peso and let them deal with those little fuckers. If I lived where you did I'd have a couple trained pet mongoose and gave em kill rights on anything that "slithered" on to the property.
 
pretty sure after working in the swamps of S.E. LA for over a decade I've had moar encounters with snakes than all of you fgts added together


just sayin'
 
smurf2 said:
This is the North Woods bro

Anyway we were walking down to Lake Superior and on the trail was a 2ft slithering ribbon snake and i lost my shit. Full blown panic. Needless to say we walked back to the car and went home.
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It wasn't poisonous you fucking pussy
 
The only venomous snake here in michigan is the eastern massasauga rattler. Cool story, I know.

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