Smurfys to do list before chris arrives

[shrimp poboy]

1)Clean her house spic and span

2)makes sure she has chris fave foods stocked up

3)Wax her beaver and scrub that thing like a burnt spagetti pot

4)Clean her car and put a fresh air freshner with that new car smell on the mirror

5)Make sure all her utility bills are paid so no outages occur

6}pick out(and shop)For some new outfits for chris


OK your turn?

 

[ortiz34]

#3

 

[puddlemonkey]

4)Clean her car and put a fresh air freshner

fuck, thanks for the reminder... brb

 

[shrimp poboy]

Make sure she has a nice clran change of sheets

 

[Smurfy]

wow, youre prettty much spot on for all of those. except #6? you mean clothes for me or for chris?

 

[shrimp poboy]

wow, youre prettty much spot on for all of those. except #6? you mean clothes for me or for chris?

LOL i love company smurf im happy for u its gonna be a great time 4 u guys

 

[Dial_tone]

7) Hide her DT Mandingo schlong spank bank directory.

 

[shrimp poboy]

shes a fuckin train wreck right now

 

[Smurfy]

shes a fuckin train wreck right now

lol why

 

[chris302001]

lol why

mgomgomgomg:

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

Good luck!

 

[ortiz34]

meatup meter is going bonkers!

 

[Sub-Zero]

7) hide lumburg in the basement
8) get her penis removed
9) get a second computer so they can go in plat chat and tee heee heee together all night while everyone else ignores them

 

[Smurfy]

7) hide lumburg in the basement
8) get her penis removed
9) get a second computer so they can go in plat chat and tee heee heee together all night while everyone else ignores them

lol!

 

[chris302001]

she has 2 computers!

 

[SpyWizard]

1)Clean her house spic and span

2)makes sure she has chris fave foods stocked up

3)Wax her beaver and scrub that thing like a burnt spagetti pot

4)Clean her car and put a fresh air freshner with that new car smell on the mirror

5)Make sure all her utility bills are paid so no outages occur

6}pick out(and shop)For some new outfits for chris


OK your turn?

7)score some roofies
8)purchase 2x enemas
9)bottled water to keep hydrated
10)a breath mint might be nice..

 

[Smurfy]

7)score some roofies
8)purchase 2x enemas
9)bottled water to keep hydrated
10)a breath mint might be nice..

Ive got 2packs of makeout gum!

 

[chris302001]

ive got 2packs of makeout gum!

yes!

 

[shrimp poboy]

Chris u better knock the stuffin out that egg mcmuffin is all im saying

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

#19 fucking obliterate shimp moboy.. for making all these stupid as fuck threads.. seriously.. fuck...

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

Ahhh you're the first person I've ever g-bombed.. and it felt sooooo damn gooooood..

no hard feelings.