Smuggle question...

[The Terminator]

Hide it somewhere where it is easy to find???? Are you fucking crazy! If they find a large amount you are fucked anyway, you are MUCH better off if you hide it in the most impossible to reach place so that it will not be found. A large amount = felony and will certainly lose your car, why would someone worry about their car being shredded, when once the gear is found you can kiss your car goodbye anyway?

 

[bollocks]

buy a jockstrap and tape the shit into it.

 

[PimpnAintEasy]

I agree with The Terminator...

For passing through airport customs your best bet is to stash it on the planet Uranus.

 

[The Bull]

I used my Film Bag.......

 

[billyclinton]

LMAO planet uranus

It always sounds funny but truley the best way in an airport!!!!!!!

 

[animal B]

you people are to funny....first you should know customs stops 1/100 people...you will never get padded down.....so in your pocket is a good choice....next....your allowed 90 day personal use
you get a doctor from the country of orgin to write a perscrition for 3 sos per week for 90 days..is 36 you could bring back legally......

 

[crash3837]

I've heard of guys hiding it in there contact solution bottles on there way back from spring break from Mexico.

 

[The Terminator]

Animal: Maybe in S. America you can get away with kind of shit but in the US you can't bring back a 90 day supply of gear. If that were the case I would quit my job and just bring back 90 day supplies every week and sell them here. A mexican prescription is worthless at the US border checkpoint.

 

[Hoover]

Customs does random searches. I was down in Cancun in brought back some clomid. I stashed it in my boxers and walked through customs with no problems. I was really worried for no reason. You can put pills in like a mixed vitamin bottle and should be fine. Have a bottle of pills consisting of aspirin, vitamin a, b,c , fiber pills and then put dbol, winny, clomid, proviron, nolvadex, etc in with all the pills. I just had to put my baggage through the xray machine. Do not keep vials or amps in your luggage. Keep them on you when walking through customs. I did not notice anyone getting padded down. Then getting home, customs at JFK did not search a thing. They did random checks on like every 20th person. They searched my buddy. He was clean. They did a quick search on his bags. Just do not look suspicious. You can try shampoo bottles and all those other techniques, which may work. It all depends on the time and day you are there. If it is really busy, you may pass through with no problems, but on a slow day, you could be the one that gets searched.

Mike

 

[Anabolicum Mister]

I got patted down going through customs. If I had've had anything on me, they would have found it. Be careful boys!