slut offered 1 million to pose nude

[all the whey]

breaking news

Anabolic Steroids Caused Governor Spitzer to Seek Prostitute
Posted on 14:40 March 17th, 2008 by Millard Baker

Anabolic steroids have been linked to Governor Eliott Spitzer. Steroid Nation reports that steroids caused (former) Gov. Spitzer to seek the services of new millionaire escort Kristen aka Ashley Alexander Dupree.

Once again, Roger Clemens and the Congressional Hearing bring the man down. Spitzer was testifying about ‘bonds’ (read ‘Bonds). Governor Spitzer became so distraught that he contracted with a ‘relaxation service’ known as the ‘Emperor’s Club’… The important thing was that as a Yankee fan, Eliot Spitzer became all stressed out about Roger Clemens’s steroids hearings performance. Further, the Governor testified about ‘bonds’. That stress led directly to Spitzer’s ‘relaxation therapy’ session with the ‘Emperor’s Club’ later than night.

Of course, this is clearly intended as a joke! Unfortunately, tenuous causal relationships between anabolic steroids and other side effects are often taken seriously.

We are still waiting for the media to find a link between anabolic steroids and the huge financial crisis involving Bear Stearns.

Go back to the juice board.

 

[myway]

Who's your daddy?

oooohhhHHHHH, just one of the top lawyers in the US. I loves him, BTW. Daddy does no wrong.

 

[all the whey]

oooohhhHHHHH, just one of the top lawyers in the US. I loves him, BTW. Daddy does no wrong.

I wouldn't date you then.

 

[myway]

I wouldn't date you then.

Prolly not. My dad has always been rough on my men. He says I don't need them. I agree.

 

[chazk]

oooohhhHHHHH, just one of the top lawyers in the US. I loves him, BTW. Daddy does no wrong.

I wonder what I could get for money
If I claimed your dad was gay and solicted sex from me in a airport bathroom
Maybe some gay mag will offer me like a thousand bucks for a photo spread
Myway lets do this . I'll spit the profits with you like 500$ each

 

[all the whey]

Prolly not. My dad has always been rough on my men. He says I don't need them. I agree.

Normally, this is all a turnoff.


But, I think you are crazy. So, you may be good in the sack. (even though you have a good relationship with your father)

 

[myway]

I wonder what I could get for money
If I claimed your dad was gay and solicted sex from me in a airport bathroom
Maybe some gay mag will offer me like a thousand bucks for a photo spread
Myway lets do this . I'll spit the profits with you like 500$ each

Hmmm. I don't know. He's also an old RUFF NECK from Brooklyn and might hunt you down and kill you.
BUT he is 65 years old,now. You might have a chance.

 

[redsamurai]

Let it be known that the U.S is the center of the known universe for the hawking of abject mediocrity of culture. You know, I have no issues with the girl deciding to have sex with men for money.........I mean shit, alot of you would consider having sex with men for money if you were getting $2000 an hour. And those girls could be rented out for 31k "A DAY"........which means you could potentially only have to work a handful of days a year. What irks me is that she, a somewhat mediocre musician.......is going to leapfrog alot of other dedicated and more talented musicians SIMPYLY because she now fucked someone famous for money.

 

[Razorguns]

why not. everyone wants to see her pics, and hear about her on the news. Peple talk about her mroe than iraq, oil prices, or us embassy riots?

she's just discovered how easy it is to make money from stupid americans. more power to her.

r

 

[manny78]

Well some girls will suck and fuck just for a miserable office job. This one fucked for $4000/hour and is now getting an offer to pose for a $1M. No college degree.