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[alien amp pharm]

I want a gym story.

Well I'm sure Nathan has a lot of those "team locker-room shower" stories.........

 

[Nathan]

I can't stop laughing thinking about that poor retarded bastard. I hope he's still around. Oh wait, I got another retarded story that is also 100% true. This one is fucking mean though. I used to play road hockey with this kid who lived two doors down. He was the biggest asshole I have ever met and you'll see why. Anyway, there is another retarded lady who lived nearby. She was a nice lady but far from normal obviously. She used to walk her dog around the block like all fucking day. Every time we would be out playing road hockey after school she'd normally walk by and every time that asshole kid would scream obscenities at her. He always stopped the game, grabbed the ball, ran close to her and took slap shots at her until he hit her. She would pick the ball up after it bounced off her ass and say, "I'm keeping this." It was really mean and we all felt badly - except the asshole of course - but it was still pretty funny. Man, I still see that lady walking her dog when I go home. She's got the sweetest waddle you ever did see. Poor lady.

 

[Nathan]

Oh man, I'm an evil mother fucker. I feel bad now. You had to be there but it really was funny and she honestly still always had a smile on her face.

 

[rperry]

Anyway, there is another retarded lady who lived nearby.

see what i mean, do you live in a retard community........they are all over where you live..............you make it sounnd like it was your friend doing all the mean shit. its like when people post up on this board "My friend...........what should he do".


i got rapped, i mean "my friend" got raped in the locker room in highschool and its effecting my bodybuilding now, what should i do?

 

[Nathan]

No it really wasn't me. I would never hurt a retarded person. What kind of monster do you take me for? I just laugh is all, which isn't much better really. I dunno. I lived in a nice suburban area and there were quite a few retarded people I can think of. I think it's just cause none of them had jobs so I always saw them around town a lot cause they had nothing else to do. I thoroughly enjoy the antics of retarded peopl though that is for certain.

 

[rperry]

too much confusion of finding my posts when all the mods keep hiding them from me, im off to work to make a few buks, im running low on sust. later

 

[Nathan]

Have a good one bro.

 

[Zyglamail]

if your that board why dont you go out to a bar and find some pink?

tired of paying for pink?

just ask George Spelwin what to do?


i know you have seen that pop-up add every time you:
1)log in
2)change pages
3)post a thread
4)log in
5)post a reply to a thread
6)view a thread
7)go to the bathroom whil a thread is loading
8)load up a picture
9)spank the monkdy waiting for all the pop up ads to finish loading
10)turn on your computer

so you should not have to pau fopr pink according to our generoud friend GEORGE S!

Any other free service you want to whine about while your at it?

 

[decem]

you answer emails for shit you retarded bashing monster.

 

[Nathan]

you answer emails for shit you retarded bashing monster.

I never got an e-mail. Honest. I'll hit you up with one tomorrow then. Sorry. And you enjoy retarded people just as much as I do and you know it.