shut up mom

[Sub-Zero]

my mom is stupid. and stupid



i have like a little tiny patch of red on my arm and i dunno what it is so i am like, mom does this look like i have ringworm again, and she starts freaking out and im like what it probably sint, and shes like what happened to your arm why is it swollen, and im like wtf are u talking about and then i realize...

and im like "im not swollen, im swole" but she didnt get it and made me show her the other arm cause shes an idiot and didnt believe me

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

so you're 14?

 

[Sub-Zero]

sure,

 

[Moderate_THIS]

What if Tuc's mom reads this while he's at the computer? She'll be all like "WFT is this site you go to with this 'I hate my mom' shit, son?"

 

[wtlftr]

mom's are great. My mom thought i juiced becuase she claimed to have found 100 amps of "D". She made me show her my ass and underwear (in case of blood seapage). I was clean. Mom's are good for checking up on her kid. Relax

 

[PoyeBoy]

at least you have a mom, I was in an orphanage most of my life, I never knew what a mom was, one time I thought an old tree stump was my mom, I lit that bastard on fire because it never came and visted me on my birthday

 

[Sub-Zero]

at least you have a mom, I was in an orphanage most of my life, I never knew what a mom was, one time I thought an old tree stump was my mom, I lit that bastard on fire because it never came and visted me on my birthday

is that why they dont make those really good cookies anymore?

 

[Sub-Zero]

mom's are great. My mom thought i juiced becuase she claimed to have found 100 amps of "D". She made me show her my ass and underwear (in case of blood seapage). I was clean. Mom's are good for checking up on her kid. Relax

one time my mom heard me moaning in my dream, and she came and woke me up and thought i was having a wet dream and told me shed beat me if i was, and she chcked to see if i was clean, and there was no semen...

but i did pee in my pants and my mom slapped me and made me call my bestfriend at knifepoint and tell him i was a bedwetter.

it turned out my kidneys were destroyed because of the nail polish she made me eat at an earlier date

 

[wtlftr]

I call you on that one

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

bos

 

[Bodhi_78]

all this seems familiar somehow